Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Stupid game, you make me look bad! Ah-boogaboogaboogabooga! 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Thanks for offering my account a Google messages update but no one else's, I guess??? 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A micro-licensing streaming service that allows you to pick a collection of specific content to be available to you at any given moment for a monthly subscription. Since every platform only has a small number of things you actually want to watch. 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It takes incredible bravery and intelligence to overlook the sheer amount of heteronormative propaganda and enjoy homosexuality. 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's funny how you can say things like cinephile or audiophile normally but in English you have to say "I love children" otherwise they think something's wrong 😂 010
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Google is pausing my VPN while it's in my pocket so my browser can finish communicating with the network 😂 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The second mistake was naming their exclusively all-male clubs "The Eagle" 😂 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If you could smell the TV in 4D there definitely wouldn't be as many cigarettes on screen 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The first mistake gay men made was allowing society to tell them that they were somehow biologically or chemically different than an average man. 010
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I y'all wanted to fix inflation just set literal fire to a boatload of cash 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The last episode of grace and Frankie just made me doubt my reality 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Google update on my pixel phone just sabotaged the content algorithm in Facebook videos because I wasn't watching YouTube 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 29/09/2026People are all wahh 😭 inflation and I'm just like did you not see the immense amount of paper currency this administration printed? 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I feel like video game franchises trap you in unwanted changes to the game design by making you spend money. If the games didn't cost money you wouldn't like them, but now that you already bought in you're forced to enjoy it. 010
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Can you imagine building a career in the entertainment industry and then being forced to work in the middle of this circus 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The aids epidemic could have easily been caused by the substitution of sugar with corn syrup in popular American sodas, which aggravates and dehydrates the colon, making it easier to tear and transmit disease. 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Interesting how coffee addiction is just as bad as any other dopamine reuptake inhibitor and yet socially acceptable. 010
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The illusion that air is free when we pay for hvac 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 24/09/2026People who complain about AI never complained when machines started building their furniture, clothes, and cars. 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Y'all watch out cause waterfox decided to sneak in a little setting that "pauses ultra dns protection while a VPN is enabled" and they left it on by default. I wonder how much they got paid to do that. 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sometimes I wonder what kind of software updates they give rich people since updates are account-based. Like is their software less buggy and suspicious or do they just focus extra hard and keeping them ignorant? 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The thing about digital security and all the bugs and trust that pervades proprietary software, and then I think about how many journalists depend on that software to serve them. Then I read the news and realize it's not. 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You know, maybe funding football programs instead of school lunches was a bad idea 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Forcing people who have food stamps to only spend money on food so they don't "spend money on drugs" is the criminalization of poverty. There are other necessities besides food, you know? 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Which is funny because the only reason "Babel" happened was because we didn't have the means to talk to everybody at the same time 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The real voter fraud is watching candidates convince the public that their vote matters, as if it's not some massive data harvesting machine that gets vetoed by an electoral college anyway. 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Just tell them that people are rioting in the streets about it to placate them 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 15/09/2026What the Democrats need to do is withdraw from the presidencial race and start backing a candidate in purple 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I think what Google and Apple are trying to say is they would prefer something quick and anonymous over something long-term. They're just not looking for serious commitments right now, okay? 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Apple is slowly stripping away all your rights as local media owners right underneath your noses. 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'm going to have to kindly ask the government to keep their bureaucratic paranoia to themselves because that shit is toxic. 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'm just thinking about how hacked the infrastructure is now compared to how hacked it's gonna be a few years from now 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The food stamp office is just openly murdering homeless people now 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The beautiful thing about cultural diversity is that terrorism can't be racially motivated. 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Social media is about as cohesive as a Burroughs novel 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Don't be upset that you can't see the stars anymore, be glad that we mobilized them. 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Maybe if game developers thought they had something worth publishing it would've gotten a physical copy 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Evolution is Love backwards. Meaning we weren't happy with the current state of our biology, so we found a way to change it. 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 07/09/2026They refuse to solve homelessness because the whole system will collapse as soon as houses stop appreciating. 001
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The Nazis were wrong in their execution, but passively phasing out white people through the seduction of color is righteous and low-key genetically motivated. 000
Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Websites that use cloudflare get very angry when you use Google as your DNS provider 000
