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I suavely straddle up to the bar, smiling flirtatiously with a pair of gorgeous supermodels. "Good evening, ladies." The bartender turns to me and says, "What'll it be, stud?" I reply: "I'll have a chocolate Ensure Max nutrition shake. On the rocks."

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm escaping to the ONE PLACE that hasn't been corrupted by AI algorithms... SPACE!

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My dentist is threatening to put my wisdom teeth back in.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Any news on when he's joining Trump's cabinet?

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Excuse me, the founding "fathers"? How dare you assume their gender identities without asking.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Support your local wax museum. If they go out of business, you know what happens to all that wax? That’s right, it goes back into your ears.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Support your local wax museum. If they go out of business, you know what happens to all that wax? That’s right, it goes back into your ears.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Wait, so the future of clothing is… straitjackets?

Ad for a white long sleeve top with straps on the front and sleeves

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Wait, so the future of clothing is… straitjackets?

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Doctor says I mansprained my ankle.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The good news: Flock is going bankrupt. The bad news: They’re selling all the footage to Discovery Channel to create a new reality TV show.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Studies show that compared to conventional farmers markets, at night markets the average person is 10% more likely to get bitten by a vampire.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Well, Folsom Street Fair is over. Anyone need a couple extra dildos?

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Holy shit @veradrew22.bsky.social is here to announce the wrestling match?! #folsom

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The good news: I'm getting down on the dance floor. The bad news: I'm down there because I passed out.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Almost done with my costume for Folsom Street Fair. (Think Halloween, but with more leather and dildos.)

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Great news: Grok users are now entitled to a free chance to meet NBC's Chris Hansen!

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The witch stood up! And it's... Toni Newman? #OCATC

Terri Parks (Toni Newman from On Cinema At the Cinema) dressed as the Wicked Witch for an event

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Thanks to AI, my smart toaster oven is blackmailing me with threats to release our sex videos. They were supposed to be private between me and her!

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Looney Tunes Presents: Communist Elmer Fudd in "Hunting at the Golf Course" Communist Elmer Fudd: "Shh, be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting capitawists."

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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

He's a cyborg, you idiot!

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There's a reason it's nicknamed "Star Trek: The Motionless Picture"

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Amazing! Trump is replacing the US constitution with a post from r/incel that he says "...makes some good points."

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

That's how the tradition of ribbon cutting got started, actually. Back in the day when they wanted to open a new building or a park, they had to find a giant who was ready to stop having children and perform a vasectomy in front of the place. Then someone realized it would be easier to use ribbon.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Fun fact: They use the same pair of scissors for ribbon cutting ceremonies that they use to perform vasectomies on giants.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Christianity would be much more popular if they made Jesus into an MMA fighter with the power of invisibility.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Gregg can do all kinds of things with popcorn! But the scale only goes up to five.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If there's one thing Reddit has taught me, it's that women don't exist in real life.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Is she slowly morphing into Temu Madonna?

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Using AI to predict exactly how putrid my farts will smell.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

KIDMAN: Somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this. CAMERA PANS OUT, REVEALING TOM CRUISE SITTING IN THE ROW BEHIND HER. A SHERIF SERVES CRUISE WITH A RESTRAINING ORDER

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Looking forward to this, particularly considering how batshit the previous Bad Lieutenant movie was.

youtube.com

Bad Lieutenant: Tokyo - Official Japanese Trailer - Coming Soon

YouTube video by NEON

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

100% chance someone is a computer hacker if they're wearing both a Power Glove and Rollerblades.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Is that when you jump out of the chair and bite them in the neck?

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Sorry, Monday's no good for me. I'm scheduled to get my head removed that morning.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is obviously a scam, Kash Patel's *real* email address is iwantbeer69@aol.com

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ed Sheeran looks like a pig’s ass topped with scattered hair swept off a barbershop floor.

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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Peter Griffin: It’s like that one time Lois and i went to the moon and I convinced the moon people that I was Jay Leno… Lois: Peter… Dr. Hartman: It’s not him anymore, it’s the tumor. If it's not too much right now, I'd like to go over Peter's end of life directives.

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