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@yoshigodspl.bsky.social
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Splatoon Skit writer Splatoon 3 commentator (FTIU, SBA, Paddling Pool, SOS) Splatoon 3 2025 team of the year nominee (Coach) Fire Mario 5514 Super Fan IGN: D Rose Pop cast contributor Pfp by: @mokudraws1020.bsky.social He/She 🟥⬜️🟪⬛️🟦

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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yoshi Grok summery: Yoshi God’s anxiety is too bad to post and needs to take a break for mental health and improving irl. Yoshi God need to change his environment starting with being a Detroit sports fan because this city is a prison (please leave Jalen Duren)
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Can get better you can improve even if it seems way to hard to take that first step. One of these days I will get better and I will be at the very least present to show y’all Thank you, Yoshi God
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As for big dapple I’m still on the fence about going but I think I’ll just go to prove to myself I can get over this part of my life. I appreciate y’all support on my content and hope this isn’t the end. I don’t want this to be a sob story begging for sympathy but rather a way to show others you
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
But idk what’s in store for this page or my contributions to the scene. I had a tourney I was working on that will probably be delayed in rollout as I focus on myself and understanding my triggers and working past them but for the time being I think I’ll not be posting as I usually have.
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Want this post to be overtly negative in theme. Something I’ve learned recently is that these events are what has pushed me to improve my mental state and seek help and try to genuinely improve rather then live like this or dump it onto unsuspecting friends (which I’m sorry for).
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When in reality it was just a panic attack. Social media was something that contributed to it where It made me more and more anxious with each post with more and more negative thoughts behind them. It slowly started creeping into my comms too which is why I stopped that as well. Overall I don't
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
TW:Anxiety People wonder why I don’t post regularly anymore but after today I think I wanna say why just so people can stop asking. I have very VERY bad anxiety that I have chosen not to treat for far to long. It’s reached a boiling point today where I went to the ER thinking I was having a stroke
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Vouch
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Appreciate it!
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I imputed a squid roll just in time
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Also no surgery like legitimately the luckiest person in Splatoon!
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ofc tho if you wanna make jokes and stuff about it it’s completely fine im having fun reading a lot of them xD! Hope to be posting soon!
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wishes! As for talking about what happened it’s been kinda hard for me to sit down and talk about it. I don’t wanna sound corny or dramatic but that night is still kinda traumatic in terms of the emotions that I felt so I’m going to hold off on talking about it for a bit.
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Update! I can walk now without a cane! Officially diagnosed with a grade 2 MCL tear which is a partial tear and strain + a bone bruise so I will be fully healed in about 3 months. I am so lucky with this outcome and dodged a major bullet. Will be back to posting soon thank you everyone for the well
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Fant4stic: Say That Again
ALT: Fant4stic: Say That Again
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
NO ITS NOT
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bro what
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I JUST WOKE UP WHAT THE FUCK
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Far right for you
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fuck that 1nfa guy
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Knee imobolizer and cane in tow
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I will not be attending riptide. I’m sorry to my friends who wanted to see me there but life sometimes gets in the way. Hope everyone has a good time! Officially I am diagnosed with a deep bruise in my quad, a potential tear in my knee, and a concussion. I will be fine, stay safe - Yoshi
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Also fun fact I’m comming out to several family memebers like this I’m in drag
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Huh…. I might not be going to riptide xD I got it in the leg with a tree that was struck by a car. I can’t really walk but will update if I cancel. Sorry if I can’t make it
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m expecting a 10 dollar contribution for when it happens 🥺
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Your welcome
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The reason I have 7 broken controllers :c (Good job goat just please stay out of my queue idk if I can afford a 9th controller)
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I see this one
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You should just like stop getting older type shit
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Good morning btw
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In the nfl there are coaches called qb whisperers because they are very good at developing/getting the best out of qbs. All the best players I’ve coached have either been gender non conforming or trans. Can I call myself the pronoun whisperer?
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Holy shit it’s the Xavier Wulf song
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
YESSS 67777777
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Emmet: You Don't Have To Be The Bad Guy
ALT: Emmet: You Don't Have To Be The Bad Guy
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
oh i forgot i am commentating lowinjk today :b
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
IS THE YOSHI GOD BLUESKY THE SOURCE OF THE TRUTH!
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What’s the equivalent to the one point safety in competitive splatoon? @sickoscommittee.org we need to know
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How the fuck does @sickoscommittee.org know about splatoon 😭 we’re not asking the right questions 😭 do sikos enjoy off meta options as much as they enjoy the 1 point safety?
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
There is only one objective morality, 52 is lameeeeeeeee
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro why did they delete it 😭
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is wrong actually the last one was December 18th, 2025, and is hosted by @leblanchideout.bsky.social !! Nothing is scheduled for this tourney series right now so not sure where they are getting their info from #highdivsplatoon #compsplatoon
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
no
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
your welcome
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If these guys make it to top 32 on Sunday I will give them another 20 bucks
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Top cut* not silver
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you guys make Sunday I’ll invest another 20 dollars
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm not a vet but I'm like 99% sure that's a dog (D2 opinion btw)
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Cute dog
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’ll never forget this schedule 🫡
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hardest role in the game (D2 opinion btw)
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