Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Yoshi Grok summery: Yoshi God’s anxiety is too bad to post and needs to take a break for mental health and improving irl. Yoshi God need to change his environment starting with being a Detroit sports fan because this city is a prison (please leave Jalen Duren) 0110 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Can get better you can improve even if it seems way to hard to take that first step. One of these days I will get better and I will be at the very least present to show y’all Thank you, Yoshi God 0160 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026As for big dapple I’m still on the fence about going but I think I’ll just go to prove to myself I can get over this part of my life. I appreciate y’all support on my content and hope this isn’t the end. I don’t want this to be a sob story begging for sympathy but rather a way to show others you 1140 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026But idk what’s in store for this page or my contributions to the scene. I had a tourney I was working on that will probably be delayed in rollout as I focus on myself and understanding my triggers and working past them but for the time being I think I’ll not be posting as I usually have. 1130 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Want this post to be overtly negative in theme. Something I’ve learned recently is that these events are what has pushed me to improve my mental state and seek help and try to genuinely improve rather then live like this or dump it onto unsuspecting friends (which I’m sorry for). 1130 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026When in reality it was just a panic attack. Social media was something that contributed to it where It made me more and more anxious with each post with more and more negative thoughts behind them. It slowly started creeping into my comms too which is why I stopped that as well. Overall I don't 1120 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026TW:Anxiety People wonder why I don’t post regularly anymore but after today I think I wanna say why just so people can stop asking. I have very VERY bad anxiety that I have chosen not to treat for far to long. It’s reached a boiling point today where I went to the ER thinking I was having a stroke 2260 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Also no surgery like legitimately the luckiest person in Splatoon! 1190 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ofc tho if you wanna make jokes and stuff about it it’s completely fine im having fun reading a lot of them xD! Hope to be posting soon! 080 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Wishes! As for talking about what happened it’s been kinda hard for me to sit down and talk about it. I don’t wanna sound corny or dramatic but that night is still kinda traumatic in terms of the emotions that I felt so I’m going to hold off on talking about it for a bit. 1100 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Update! I can walk now without a cane! Officially diagnosed with a grade 2 MCL tear which is a partial tear and strain + a bone bruise so I will be fully healed in about 3 months. I am so lucky with this outcome and dodged a major bullet. Will be back to posting soon thank you everyone for the well 4732 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026static.klipy.comFant4stic: Say That AgainALT: Fant4stic: Say That Again 000 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I will not be attending riptide. I’m sorry to my friends who wanted to see me there but life sometimes gets in the way. Hope everyone has a good time! Officially I am diagnosed with a deep bruise in my quad, a potential tear in my knee, and a concussion. I will be fine, stay safe - Yoshi 16520 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Also fun fact I’m comming out to several family memebers like this I’m in drag 1130 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Huh…. I might not be going to riptide xD I got it in the leg with a tree that was struck by a car. I can’t really walk but will update if I cancel. Sorry if I can’t make it 15330 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I’m expecting a 10 dollar contribution for when it happens 🥺 000 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The reason I have 7 broken controllers :c (Good job goat just please stay out of my queue idk if I can afford a 9th controller) 1120 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026You should just like stop getting older type shit 210 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026In the nfl there are coaches called qb whisperers because they are very good at developing/getting the best out of qbs. All the best players I’ve coached have either been gender non conforming or trans. Can I call myself the pronoun whisperer? 1200 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026static.klipy.comEmmet: You Don't Have To Be The Bad GuyALT: Emmet: You Don't Have To Be The Bad Guy 030 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026IS THE YOSHI GOD BLUESKY THE SOURCE OF THE TRUTH! 100 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026What’s the equivalent to the one point safety in competitive splatoon? @sickoscommittee.org we need to know 180 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026How the fuck does @sickoscommittee.org know about splatoon 😭 we’re not asking the right questions 😭 do sikos enjoy off meta options as much as they enjoy the 1 point safety? 040 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026There is only one objective morality, 52 is lameeeeeeeee 150 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026This is wrong actually the last one was December 18th, 2025, and is hosted by @leblanchideout.bsky.social !! Nothing is scheduled for this tourney series right now so not sure where they are getting their info from #highdivsplatoon #compsplatoon 1135 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026If these guys make it to top 32 on Sunday I will give them another 20 bucks 4143 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026If you guys make Sunday I’ll invest another 20 dollars 100 0
Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I'm not a vet but I'm like 99% sure that's a dog (D2 opinion btw) 010 0