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@yoshigodspl.bsky.social
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Splatoon Skit writer Splatoon 3 commentator (FTIU, SBA, Paddling Pool, SOS) Splatoon 3 2025 team of the year nominee (Coach) Fire Mario 5514 Super Fan IGN: D Rose Pop cast contributor Pfp by: @mokudraws1020.bsky.social He/She 🟥⬜️🟪⬛️🟦

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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Update! I can walk now without a cane! Officially diagnosed with a grade 2 MCL tear which is a partial tear and strain + a bone bruise so I will be fully healed in about 3 months. I am so lucky with this outcome and dodged a major bullet. Will be back to posting soon thank you everyone for the well
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I JUST WOKE UP WHAT THE FUCK
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I will not be attending riptide. I’m sorry to my friends who wanted to see me there but life sometimes gets in the way. Hope everyone has a good time! Officially I am diagnosed with a deep bruise in my quad, a potential tear in my knee, and a concussion. I will be fine, stay safe - Yoshi
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Huh…. I might not be going to riptide xD I got it in the leg with a tree that was struck by a car. I can’t really walk but will update if I cancel. Sorry if I can’t make it
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The reason I have 7 broken controllers :c (Good job goat just please stay out of my queue idk if I can afford a 9th controller)
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In the nfl there are coaches called qb whisperers because they are very good at developing/getting the best out of qbs. All the best players I’ve coached have either been gender non conforming or trans. Can I call myself the pronoun whisperer?
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
oh i forgot i am commentating lowinjk today :b
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What’s the equivalent to the one point safety in competitive splatoon? @sickoscommittee.org we need to know
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is wrong actually the last one was December 18th, 2025, and is hosted by @leblanchideout.bsky.social !! Nothing is scheduled for this tourney series right now so not sure where they are getting their info from #highdivsplatoon #compsplatoon
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If these guys make it to top 32 on Sunday I will give them another 20 bucks
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’ll never forget this schedule 🫡
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Impact Deaths > Kills (D2 opinion btw) #highdivsplatoon #compsplatoon
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
CHAMPIONSHIP SUNDAY @ SUPERNOVA!!! Sad to not see my goat magi :c
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Vas?
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
@ supermova!!! Come say hiiii if your here! Also @topicaltoo.bsky.social 👀
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Also if anyone needs a 4th dm yoshigod on Discord
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
wait THIS ISNT WORLDS TICKETS FUCK
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
WTF I HIT LOW CORTIZOL LEAGUE JUNGLE GAMEPLAY AND THIS IS WHAT I GET :c
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
bro.... what
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
@iplhelpdesk.bsky.social why am I getting seeded near last in all of the low inks I play in??? I hate you help desk!!
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Happy pride! From DC pride!
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I will be consistently streaming this
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Golden Tropical Tuesdays 40 will be streamed Live RIGHT NOW ON THE YOSHI GOD CHANNEL www.twitch.tv/yoshigod75 DONT ASK ME HOW I PULLED THIS OFF XD
twitch.tv
YOSHIGOD75 - Twitch
Splatoon Guy
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I got a little motion so I’m gonna forget all my day ones and install entitlement
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
We aren’t trying to hear all that #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
How to improve at coaching (personal experience and reflection) 1/4 (q’s go under this post please)
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
To the people of #highdivsplatoon
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
pain
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SplatoonTourney @splatoontourney.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Be sure to grab a seat early and tune in to the pre-show for the LAN Championship Showdown 2026 presented by @broadcastbeep.com ! 6pm ET www.twitch.tv/SplatoonTourney
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
First time comming @sharktankspl.bsky.social with @megahaxorusfan.bsky.social (Unfortunately I have to with my L lan teammate 🙄) at 1pm EST www.twitch.tv/sharktankspl
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SharkTankSPL - Twitch
Official Twitch account for Shark Tank (Splatoon org).
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SplatoonTourney @splatoontourney.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Your 11th seed team from @anarchynova.bsky.social , Dairy Queen Check!! Fox (Pictured, Wings) Topic? Bee Splatver
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Splatoon Destiny is crazy 💀 at least I won't have to pay 20 bucks every time an expansion comes out
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Topic, No Longer @ Riptide 😔 @topicaltoo.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
reading through all the splatoon google docs to see how many 67 jokes i can make
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Love seeing moonlight run double vac after I was told several times the special sucked, coached a team that ran the special with decent results and was still told it sucks. I’m not saying this to make myself look like a genius admittedly it wasn’t even my idea originally.
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
@topicaltoo.bsky.social might be the new jimmy buckets
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I am bad at splatoon
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Wow who is this person????
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Why areospray so low? @topicaltoo.bsky.social can vouch for it being higher
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deed @staredecisis.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
doing my part to reduce yoshigod oppism everywhere
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I've had a couple people ask me about pronouns, He/they/she what ever floats your boat. No I'm not gay idk why people think I am but I'm not. I go under the gender fluid label, if your my friend feel free to dm me to ask questions but if we don't know each other that's all you need to know.
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Infa @1nfa.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Average 1v1 with Yoshi where he gets exposed to the horrors
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Adele @sylcreme.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
ANY % UPDATE SENDOU BIO AND BLUE SKY POST FOR NEW LUTI DIV WORLD RECORD 1:07 (IGNORE MY SCREAM) #COMPSPLATOON #WESTAYCUMMINGFOREVER #COCKSTURNINGLEFT #compsplatoon #HIGHDIVSPLATOON
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
BREAKING BEING TOO FUNNY WILL MAKE YOU GO DOWN 2 DIVS
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𐂂 Kate5H ΘΔ 🇦🇺 @petey.au · 22/02/2026
By combining my girlfriend and I’s LUTI divs we have a new ship name 67 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
DISTRACK ON LUTI #HIGHDIVSPLATOON #COMPSPLATOON
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Thank you @luti.bsky.social for letting my team my team tent/11 to be in D9! Im so happy that low levels first experience with the game will be a quad tent comp xD
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Why am I the only cute guy on this train :/ @cursedelectric.bsky.social @goowapa.bsky.social
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Yo$hi God @yoshigodspl.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Wanna meet me at big dapple? This is what I’m wearing/look like! Pop out and say hi!
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