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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

a patient just called me "queen".....i am so incredibly confused....is this like "'mam" for gen Z? are they just a little more eccentric than the average? is it an insult? I'm just gonna lump them in with the "have a blessed day" crowd and roll with it, but thats a first for me lol

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Confused Math Lady Meme

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🪥Zeth/Nisha🦷🔜FP'26 @nishabluefloof.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We made it another year boys youtu.be/9NuesQZxd_A?...

youtu.be

September Skeleton

YouTube video by Kird Mayush

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est. 1997 @molenaide.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

DO YOU REMEMBER

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

finally got the chance to work on the weird lil guy that I got from @missmonster.bsky.social! I have to decide where he lives now, I think he's too cool to hide in a house plant like I had originally intended :/

lil alien forest totem sitting on a stone shelf next to some birch candles and a glass terrarium with plants

lil alien forest totem hanging out next to a potted Norfolk pine. its surrounded by moss and stones and blends in nicely

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

birthday day! the shark too me mini golfing!

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

eeeee! its ##FursuitFriday! what sort of shenanigans are we getting up to this weekend??? Pic by the lovely www.furtrack.com/index/photog...

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I had fun dancing with my cute shark girlfriend ♥️ Migration's prom was a blast!

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I ran into @retrobunny.bsky.social at #FurryMigration! Helter Skelter is the cutest! if you see them, say hi, they're super nice!

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

oh! its #fursuitfriday! I can share a Pic of the time my big scary BF and I invaded Haloween town!

an Espeon and a Behemoth in front of the Halloween museum in Salem MA

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

In other news, the Shark and I are now in Minnesota....I guess we Migrated for the weekend???

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

it looks like the local antiques market has been extra kind to us this week! @bzx34.bsky.social and I now have a (slightly rusty) armory

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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

its the mummy! ooooOOooooOooOO!!!! spooky

whoops, additional weird crap for you guys today lol

silicone mold for a foam headbase wrapped in plastercloth. it looks like its been mummified

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Girl dinner, except you grew too many freaking tomatoes again

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

pssst, you should check out Peri's new artbook- it looks pretty heckin awesome!

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I feel guilty that I've been so quiet lately, but I've just been puttering away on assorted cursed projects. I didn't make it into furpoc, so I finally have the time and brain cells to start on some really weird stuff (strange shit incoming, no, I'm not adding context, no, I'm not sorry)

vaguely k9 shaped head, coated in what looks like orange frosting?

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Fanta🔮💫➡️BLFC @saintfax.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

⚠️IMPORTANT UPDATE⚠️ Our home/studio was evacuated due to a wildfire last night. Everyone is safe including our animals. Shipping on orders will be delayed. Orders remain open and are greatly appreciated to help keep us afloat while we cannot return home. www.saintfax.com Thank you 💜

A rotund tuxedo cat sitting on a linoleum floor.

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I am a simple feline. I see fish, I happy! fish by the amazing @houndsaint.bsky.social I realized after AC that I had three of their lil guy, but in all different sizes and going in different directions, so I had to find a fun way to display them! now they can run in a school!

three prints of a fish with legs! they are different sizes and facing in alternating directions

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Scout Pawfoot @pawfoot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

(Shares, retweets, etc are super loved and appreciated!) ✨ITS MY BIRTHDAY FLASH TPU SALE!!!✨ I really want to make it to AWU artist alley for my birthday so I’m hosting a sale to help me and my wife get there! …NORMALLY 125 + SHIPPING EACH… 🎉ONLY 80 + SHIPPING UNTIL FRIDAY, JULY 30TH!!🎉

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

when looking up references for day 3 of #sharkweeksketchjam, I ran into pics of the long nosed chimera, which is a species of Ghost shark, and my brain went from zero to "Zero...oh no, Nightmare Before Christmas...THIS IS HALOWEEN!!!" and now it won't stop.

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Bzx34 @bzx34.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

#SharkWeekSketchJam Day 2 - Lemon Shark Lemon sharks may occasionally get possessive of divers... Charlotte the lemon shark is very attached to her cute sass-cat girlfriend, Mirage (@yop-dog.bsky.social), regardless of if there are other sharks around.

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

day two of #sharkweeksketchjam! it's lemon shark, so I get to doodle my cute shark girlfriend! ( @bzx34.bsky.social's adorable shark girl Charlotte!) she rescued the beach ball :3

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

"Some accuse Admiral Fishworth of being a bottom-dweller, but he is only matched in his skill with a sword by the loyalty of his troops. he will be a boon to our cause"- idk Poseidon or something day 1 of #sharkweeksketchjam! Epaulette sharks are a favorite, so had to doodle something silly!

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

@bzx34.bsky.social and I got up to some fursuit maker shenanigans yesterday, and now I am very very afraid of my basement I may have too much fur :I

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

ITS HERE!!!! GO! GO DRAW SOME SHARKS!!!!

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I think I may have murdered another hot glue gun 🙃

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

we got to have a family photo at Anthrocon ;u; I'm so touched that you all came out to take a pic with me! thank you so much for being a part of my awesome fursuit fam, it was amazing seeing you! ❤️ #Anthrocon #fursuitfriday

from left to right we have
Mickey, Solara, pup, Jack and Jay!
this is the biggest family photo we've had yet, and I'm looking forward to seeing you all again soon!

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

pssspssspsss, hey art nerds, shark geeks, and anybody in between! it's almost time!!! shark week sketch jam! shark week sketch jam! shark week sketch jam! 🌊🌊🦈🌊🌊

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I haven't gotten to braid a lavender wreath in forever! it's one of my favorite things, and I had just enough flowers! (I still left a bunch for the bees!) some day, I want to have enough space to have a ton of lavender plants, so I can make wreaths for all my friends who just need to chill tf out

a small wreath woven from lavender flowers! it smells amazing!

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I love seeing all of the super awesome artfight pieces on my timeline! it makes me wish I had joined this year, but I have so many projects in the works rn, I'm just going to have to spectate! that being said, art friends, please never stop making art! seeing what you're working on makes my day!

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I think I've finally gotten caught up on sleep from AC! Just in time for #fursuitfriday too! I had such an amazing weekend, seeing friends, meeting up with the one-fish family, and hanging out with my cute shark girlfriend @bzx34.bsky.social! yes it was 12 million degrees out, but I had a blast!

two fursuits, a lemon shark and a dinofelis stand by the waterfront, there is a bridge and fireworks in the background

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Bzx34 @bzx34.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Sappy post-con post time! #Anthrocon was such an awesome weekend! Definitely have a bit of PCD, but I got to have so many amazing times with friends, especially my cute sass-cat girlfriend Mirage @yop-dog.bsky.social! Thank you all for making this such a fantastic convention! See you next year?

Charlotte the lemon shark and Mirage the dinofelis sabertooth hug close together to take a selfie. The two are in the foreground, overlooking the city of Pittsburg, PA from a point near the Duquesne Incline overlook.

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

today's the day! @bzx34.bsky.social and I are headed to AC! If you see Mirage or her cute shark girlfriend, Charlotte, please say HI!

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

hey! you! yes, you! here's your reminder to order parts for that cool Halloween costume you were planning to make! save yourself some stress, and start early!

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

so, now that I'm done with my queue, I can share a side project that I finished a while back for #fursuitfriday! Meet Obake the Espeon! I figured with #Pokémon turning 30 this year, it was time to make one! I wanted to make her look a little tough, so I got to practice sewing scars!

Espeon fursuit head, peering out from behind cherry blossoms, it has pink scars across its face

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

anyone have an invoicing alternative to paypal? they just decided to fuck me over and locked my account for 48 hours...again. this is at least the third time they've pulled shit like this and I'm so freaking done.

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a cartoon character with red hair is sitting at a table with her hands on her chin .

ALT: a cartoon character with red hair is sitting at a table with her hands on her chin .

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

fursuit= 3D wearable puzzle none of this makes sense now, but it will in 5-7 business days...probably...I hope.

a pile of pattern pieces sitting on a table. they're all stuck to newspaper and vaguely labeled

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

this weekend was an emotional roller-coaster. one of my chicks collapsed on Friday. she was weakest of 3 and needed help hatching as she got stuck in her egg. I think she was suffering from heat exhaustion and dehydration. she seems to be pulling through, but I was sure she wasn't going to make it!

tiny baby chick, her eyes are closed, and she's struggling to breathe

3 baby chicks in a brooder box, the tiny one in the back is the chick from first picture. all three are inside the house now and are appreciative of the cooler temperatures. I had them set up out in the coop, but they were far too warm

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

she's mad because she can't bite my freckles from here

baby chick standing in a red brooder box. she looks like she's pouting because both of her nest-mates are asleep, and I'm not keeping her entertained by letting her peck my hands

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Today I present to you: so. many. stripes.

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Fursuit Friday has been canceled at my house. the eggs went bad, and now it's a #fluffybirdfriday! chicken sticky note by @peripendrake.art

3 chicks drying in an incubator. one hatched at 6 am, one at 1pm and the third had to be helped out of its shell at 5pm.

three baby chickens drying in their incubator. they're standing behind a sticky note with an illustration of a hen with chicks. the hatch date is written across the hens belly

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

May has been big tail month in the workshop. it's unusual that I have 3 client tails hanging out in the shop at once....especially 3 that are each over a yard long

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

exceptionally shit day at the day-job! (I am not equipped to descalate sobbing patients for 8 hours!) I'm out of tyedye, so I'm consoling myself with yard chickens, a shark margarita, and the knowledge that I'm not on shift for the Friday shit-show tomorrow.

yard chicks! 3 Wyandotte hens (they're the mean girls- pecky, karhen and blondie) and Myrtle, the Plymouth barred rock hen, exploring the landscaping for bugs

an obnoxiously blue drink with gummy sharks at the bottom and a fancy orange peel garnish. it's a mix of white tequila, blue curacao, orange seltzer, a splash of lemon juice and a few cracks of salt, because sharks is saltwater friends.

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

local craft store doesn't sell foam, fabric or magnets. what do they have?

local crap store doesn't carry 90% of the craft supplies that I need, but they seem to have plenty of gas.

picture shows tacky gold letters on a shelf spelling "gas"

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The Grumpiest Cryptid @FM @yop-dog.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Knocked over the carton of milk? Spill issue

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