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injera watts⚡️

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I’m the guy that brings Popeyes to a potluck

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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Screw your body count, I wanna know your VO2 Max.
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Yeah, I'm a TERF: a Trans-Embracing Radical Feminist.
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Does anyone else feel like shit after spending 5 minutes on LinkedIn? At first I thought it was just me, but I'm starting to think that the enshittification endgame for LinkedIn is precisely to make you feel inadequate. A motivation-driver for capitalist servitude disguised as a networking tool.
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
To the people who ignore someone’s phone’s dnd and call a second time in a row so that their calls go through—if it’s not an emergency or something time-sensitive, wtaf is your problem? I have a small list of people who do this to me often and they’re a nose hair away from getting blocked.
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Please don’t turn off my emotional support subtitles.
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Nichole @tnwhiskeywoman.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Gonna hold on to this croissant metaphor for the rest of my creative life
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Dagsson @dagsson.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Someone the other day tried to tell me that 2018 was 8 years ago hahahahhaha. What a dumbass!
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
How did I end up in the timeline where Greenland might get statehood before Washington, D.C.?
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
If the Smithsonian ever builds an Enshittification Museum, Gmail and Facebook will be the flagship exhibits.
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Heather Goss @heathermg.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I also got the California Nebula last night. It’s been on my wish list for months but it’s hiding behind trees from my balcony vantage point and finally just became visible.
A deep sky image of a very long, red, mostly transparent cloudy structure expanding up and down the frame. It very loosely has the shape of the state of California.
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
What in the fresh hell is this? Since when did Best Buy start allowing third parties to sell on their website? Of course my package is delayed: it was sold to me on BestBuy.com by some back-alley drop-shipping hell hole in New Jersey.
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Martin Austermuhle @maustermuhle.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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Why we're setting our sights on a different kind of goal
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Samer @samer.is · 06/12/2025
Sun came out for a bit from behind of the clouds. The first image is right out of the Seestar S30, just cropped. The second is upscaled and sharpened a bit.
An image of the sun with a lot of sunspots visible south of the solar equator The same image but upscaled and sharpened
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Labcorp just sent me a bill for $3.68 and the part of me that incessantly desires to engage in social experiments wants to see how far it goes if I don't pay it.
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
This Liquid Glass UI treatment for a text field is absolutely criminal. Steve Jobs really screwed us all by dying.
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Francis Wilkinson @franciswilkinson.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Radical jihadist communism actually began in Iowa City. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/c...
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Iowa City Made Its Buses Free. Traffic Cleared, and So Did the Air.
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CodeNameHera @tammiewillis.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Wow, people lost their jobs for saying less than that about Charlie Kirk.
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
My Iceland Air customer service rep's name is Cher, and it's taking every fiber in my being to resist asking her if she believes in life after love.
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Good. I don’t know if this will help make trails safer, but I do think roadies in spandex chasing irrelevant glory on strava need to slow down on bike/ped trails. So do commuters on powerful e-bikes.
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Micah Loewinger @micahloewinger.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I was under the impression that Trump incited an insurrection by spending months lying to his followers that the election was stolen and then asking them to show up at the Capitol on January 6th. But now I'm learning that I only thought that bc of an edit in a 2024 BBC documentary. Oops!
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
This is the first in a future megathread of photos of the morning sky as seen from my balcony.
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Autumn in DC >>>>>>
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
At this point, Jobs must be perpetually rolling over on a spit roast in his grave. #Apple
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New Version of Siri to 'Lean' on Google Gemini
In his "Power On" newsletter, Bloomberg's Mark Gurman today provided an update on the status of Apple Intelligence and the plans for it...
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
The unrivaled panic that sets in when you’re already reading a book and this notification drops.
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Interpolated, not extrapolated @oakwtf.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Still this: "I disliked Biden because [thing Trump did], and I missed Trump because [thing Biden did]. I voted for Trump again because I wanted [thing Harris promised], But I really hope that Trump doesn't [core Trump campaign promise]."
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
It’s starting to feel like fall.
Classic car from the front.Classic car Skeleton effigy hanging from a front porch ceiling.Scary clown effigy on someone’s front patio fence.
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
My life is a Twilight Zone episode where every morning I wake up and there’s somehow even more laundry to do.
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
This administration doesn’t understand that the quickest way to eliminate ANTIFA is to stop being fascist.
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Immediately blocking anyone who posts AI slop is sooo much more cathartic than I thought it would be.
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Not sure when or how Citizen Kane became the de facto “greatest film of all time” because it’s not true in any universe where it coexists with Seven Samurai.
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Just rewatched Back to the Future III after 30+ years. In the many years since, I've held on to the notion that the third installment of the trilogy didn't at all hold a candle to the first two. But boy was I wrong.
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
My age is now a big enough number that my doctor wants a stool sample as part of my yearly physical. The instructions for the at-home kit are simple enough, but I really wish they’d use common parlance instead of medical jargon.
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Just downloaded Hades II. See y’all in 20 years!
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
“[Dubai] is basically a giant iPhone store with some camels.” — Davide De Pierro
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
“Anything is a buttplug if you’re brave enough.” — @samer.is
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
There’s one thing AI will never be able to do: write Hallmark movies.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
This is incredible
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Climate change, AI fuckery, Israel/Iran/Gaza, plane crashes, political assassinations, American fascism. I am so mentally exhausted, how does one find hope in any of this?
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Apple users: “hi can we please have the ability to pin the most frequently used emoji, an overhaul of Siri, the ability to set alarms for future dates, and a ban on apps that use push notifications for marketing purposes?” Apple, slowly pulling back the velvet curtain: “LiQuiD gLaSs! 🥴”
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
This is how you fucking do it.
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Genuine question: if you’re not a W2 employee with payroll taxes automatically deducted, why in the world would you pay taxes right now? The federal gov’t is being dismantled, including the IRS, partly so that wealthy fucks don’t have to pay. So, why should YOU?
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Yes. If DHS can barge in, say your visa was revoked, be told you have a green card, say it's revoked too, and then disappear you so that neither your lawyer nor your family can find you, then all the guardrails are gone. There is no policy, practice, or law protecting anyone.
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
The @wmata.com trains have been so consistently reliable in the past few months and have been operating better than at any point I can remember in the past 20 years. Kudos to @wmatagm.bsky.social and the entire WMATA community for kicking so much ass. I hope it stays like this!
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
The entire MAGA movement is the love child of birtherism (see: Obama) and bigotry (see: “Mexico is sending their worst. They're bringing crime. They're rapists.”); that’s literally its origin. (1/2)
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Any other iPhone users notice that RCS messaging with Android phones still sucks ass? Reacting to messages with emoji sometimes renders correctly, and sometimes sends support text (e.g. José loved “I’m on my way”).
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Can I just say how excited I am that the CDC is being dismantled as we step into a bird flu pandemic? 🥰
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Seville, Spain eliminated 5,000 car parking spaces and built an 80 km protected cycling network in just 18 months with 32 million €. Result: An average 70,000 bike trips a day. Leadership.
Before: 12km of bike-lanes in SevilleAfter: 120km of Seville bike-lanes
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Email signature loophole to trigger these Project 2025 fascists: gonna get a federal job and then change my name to Pronouns R. Hehim.
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injera watts⚡️ @yoner.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
This morning’s moon was pretty rad.
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