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@yonderdavid.bsky.social
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Tomorrow ere fresh morning streak the east With first approach of light, we must be risen, And at our pleasant labour, to reform Yon flowery arbours, yonder alleys green

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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think I picked up my first copy at a kiosk at Valley Fair.
A sign at Valley Fair reads "Berenstain Boar Country."
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I got curious about all this a while back when I was reading Camus' "Reflections on the Guillotine" and was a little surprised when his essay calling for the end of capital punishment had so much to say about alcohol policy.
From Albert Camus' essay "Reflections on the Guillotine":

"But alcohol makes this scandal even more shocking. It is known that the French nation is systematically intoxicated by its parliamentary majority, for generally vile reasons. Now, the proportion of alcohol's responsibility in the cause of bloodthirsty crimes is shocking. A lawyer (Maître Guillon) estimated it at 60 per cent. For Dr. Lagriffe the proportion extends from 41.7 to 72 per cent. An investigation carried out in 1951 in the clearing-center of the Fresnes prison, among the common-law criminals, showed 29 per cent to be chronic alcoholics and 24 per cent to have an alcoholic inheritance. Finally, 95 per cent of the killers of children are alcoholics.

The State that sows alcohol cannot be surprised to reap crime. Instead of showing surprise, it simply goes on cutting off heads into which it has poured so much alcohol."
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
theculturetrip.com/europe/franc...
"Many parents would place one alcoholic drink of their choice in the child's basket to take to school. Often half a litre of wine, cider or beer depending on the region. Where there were cases of head teachers disallowing the drink be given to children, it's said that some parents encouraged the children to drink their wine before they go to school, over breakfast.

It wasn't until 1956, August, that the Ministry of National Education forbade the serving of alcoholic drinks in schools to children under 14 years old. Though older children – with the consent of their parents – were allowed to continue to drink in the canteen, provided they did not consume more than 'one eighth of a litre per head'.

At the time, alcohol consumption in France was at its highest, and very widespread among young people. And so the decision to place an age limit and ban wasn't supported by everyone. Even the authorities, as it happens.

In a report in March 1956, for example, the National Advisory Committee on School and University Health concluded that the ban on alcohol, after being tested in a boarding school, 'could not in the present conditions be extended to all France.'"
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
poets.org/poem/little-...
"A Little Tooth"
by Thomas Lux, 1946 – 2017.

Your baby grows a tooth, then two,
and four, and five, then she wants some meat
directly from the bone.  It's all

over: she'll learn some words, she'll fall
in love with cretins, dolts, a sweet
talker on his way to jail.  And you,

your wife, get old, flyblown, and rue
nothing.  You did, you loved, your feet
are sore.  It's dusk.  Your daughter's tall.
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Don't worry, I've got this.
A user asks ChatGPT Images 2.5 to make the second panel of brennan's crop "more over the top." The result makes the kiting experience look somewhat less pleasant.
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dark-eyed juncos are a top borb for me.
A dark-eyed junco, photo by iNaturalist user zacharyfoster. A slate-colored junco (a subspecies of dark-eyed junco), photo by iNaturalist user bradenjudson.
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The completions haven't caught up yet.
A Google search for "can you get brain damage from reading posts" lacks "on bluesky" as a suggested query completion.
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
At this point we should probably just take the L and rename it.
A tweet from @hermit_hwarang has been edited so that it now reads: "human *sees something human happening humanly on human social media*: what are we a bunch of DOGS?!?!???"
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The anarchist supply chain meme, with the field of beans relabeled as biocomputing beans, and the bean's carried to a researcher's house for evaluation.
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm gawpin' here!
"I'm walkin' here!"
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Drawing this to clarify myself to a stubborn client.
One of the meme templates wherein a point goes over someone's head.
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Zero input/output prompt retention."
Meme photo of a man in an FBI jacket sitting at a computer.
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Smart glasses that selectively blur information about certain individuals and under no circumstances give the user an unblur control.
Don Draper pitch meme.
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A hamster carrying one ice cream cone and eating a second, by Gotte. https://x.com/ap_hamham
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A photo by Philippe Halsman shows Oppenheimer jumping up, his finger extended toward the post above.
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Pete Seeger sings the post above.
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Wilhelm von Osten speaks the quoted post.
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This spectrum is incomplete; you can help by pluming it.
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Option 2: The Art History / Tech Hypothesizing Vibe

thinking about the intense logistics of the Becher school photography—spending twelve hours in the freezing mud just to get the perfectly flat, overcast lighting for an ontology of industrial grain chutes. what kind of restless, grid-aligned dreams do you have after that. we need to train a latent space model strictly on the architecture of 1930s autogyros.

Option 3: The Short, Dry Substack Self-Plug
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@norvid-studies.bsky.social this is news to me.
Prompted to "tweet like Bluesky user yonderdavid," the Google Search AI Overview responds: "Here are a few options for posts mimicking the distinct, high-concept, data-and-culture-obsessed vibe of @yonderdavid.bsky.social (who also runs the charting/sociology Substack @norvid_studies):Option 1: The Social Cybernetics / Network Theory Vibe..."
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Yes hello, I believe I can have an impact at MIRI in the role of human resources professional.
MIRI's careers webpage invites applications for unlisted positions.
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Matt Damon's Odysseus speaks the above post.
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
For You knows what kind of content to serve me.
Ryan's post, followed immediately by an ed3d.net post showing his email address poorly anonymized because his domain name is his full name and the censor merely masked the lone character between the first letter and the @ symbol.
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Part of the cover of the book "Everything I Want to Do Is Illegal," displaying that title, but with the cover's sun replaced by vgel.me's behatted Claude doodle. The book is by one of those farmers who makes their living in speaking fees about how to make a living farming, and then leverages the aura developed on their speaking circuit to persuade folks to work their farms for free.
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
👌
I have repeated the trigram "crown cover threshold" five times.
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The Rebel by Albert Camus
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A fake YouTube thumbnail of a white-haired techno musician on his backyard patio reads: "They Said I'm Too Old to Make Techno... So I Built an Insane Crank Too Weird to Mute."
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The photographer titled this image "The Fall of Icarus," but it can stand in imaginally for the fall of norvid, were he to chud too close to the sun.
Andrew McCarthy's "The Fall of Icarus" photograph of a skydiver against the sun. From https://www.galaxus.fr/en/page/photographer-succeeds-in-capturing-skydiver-in-front-of-the-sun-40489
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Having held male American Goldfinch feathers in my hand, I can confirm they are quite yellow.
An adult male American Goldfinch. 
https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/173240451
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Canary Yellow - #FFEF00
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
To my delight, our young adults needn't go into debt for this one. It's borrowable from the Internet Archive. archive.org/details/orig...
The growth of an animal colony compared with a drop of ink.
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Check out how much this gentleman had to say before the model folding starts.
The table of contents of an origami book, showing the models one might naively suppose the book to be about first appearing on page 90.
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
People have all kinds of takes on why conversation pits stopped being a thing but the real answer is just that Americans eat fewer beans.
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Get treated for whiplash? Or, more positively: x.com/mathandcobb/...
On Twitter, mathematician Alvaro Lozano-Robledo writes: "If you are in math and you are depressed, you shouldn't be. The number of projects that I have in mind have tripled or quadrupled now that I can have access to LLM's to assist me on things I had given up before."

To this, computer engineering professor Cem Say replies: "Exactly. I now have so much more work than before."

Dr. Lozano-Robledo replies: "So much math to do and so little time! My grad students will profit with problems handed off to them left and right."
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Everything's a template these days.
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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David @yonderdavid.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The Contrapoints meme reads: "They don't want adaptation, they don't want prevention. They want to endlessly prevent adaptation."
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