Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I need to visit England, so I can have a takeaway. Fish and chips, Chinese, jacket potato. They can keep the stewed eels though but it just looks soo yum! 000
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026As such, One of biggest fears right now is the cat distribution system getting me 😩😩😩. What will I do when a cat chooses me??? How am I to say no??????😩😩😩😩 010
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Unfortunately iz.dont get baby fever. I get kitten fever. I have to physically restrain myself to get a third cat honestly. Like how many cats are too many cats before its officially cat lady territory? 001
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Why did I only just understand what half on a baby meant??? 😅 000
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Stay away from music that asks you to destroy yourself or others. Words matter and they're powerful. Words alone gets lodged in the mind. Music/sound gets lodged in the heart. Words WITH music/sound, lodges itself in the soul. Choose wisely. 010
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Music is powerful and the music you listen to shapes who you are. Child and adult alike. Choose wisely. If you want my advice, listen to music that uplift and inspire. Music that teaches you to love. Music that encourages you to feel and express. Music that helps you understand who you are. 000
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Most kids don't have adults in their lives to instill a sense of self. Media is how most of us get it. What music they have to instill confidence and love and a sense of self? What do they listen to and sing in their quiet moments? 021
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026"Alexa, play Cheetah Girls, Girl Power" "Alexa play High School Musical Bet On It" "Alexa, play Corbin Bleu Push it to the limit" Those are the songs I grew up listening to and these are the sings I draw on even now, when I need a confidence boost, self love anthem or to release self doubt. 000
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Blessed to have grown up in the era I did of the early 2000's. The music i grew up on, music that instilled pride and confidence and spoke of good things and to love yourself. What do the kids have now? I'm grateful because those songs are my anthems when I'm facing self doubt and low confidence. 010
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I used to not want to say that I hate them but I'm going to live my truth lol. I absolutely hate men. To the depths of my bones. Not my heart though. In my heart I'm absolutely in love. Confusing? (le sigh) I know. Imagine how I feel. To love and hate something so much at the same damn time. 😕 🫠 020
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I just read something that Faouzia's ex gave her an ultimatum of her voice or marry him. And....i just...learning that filled me such rage honestly lol like 😒 bruh I really and truly hate men. Like I'm honestly soo disgusted by them you have noooooo idea. Sickening 😒 000
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I seriously just lost ANOTHER Bluetooth earpiece set! In less than a month. I can't. I'm going back to wired earphones. I'm not doing this no more. 020
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I just watched a video that confirmed that I am definitely not anti technology. This man's whole apartment was automated and I am in love. Timed windows shades, auto sensing humidifier, auto-sensing bed, auto sensing air purifier, automatic lights and scent diffuser. It's like an orgasm of an apt.😩 000
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I love getting random deposits of money to my back account but I low key get scared because where this come from?? Lol. This the third time, granted I figured how and why but getting money unexpectedly is elite 🙌🏾 keep it coming Universe. I deserve even more, and money I didn't have to earn too 💯 😌 000
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I don't know when people are going to learn to stop making the curated pictures and videos people post online, as evidence a their compatibility? When do you learn the lesson that not everything that's online is true? When do you learn the lesson to stop idolizing other people's relationships? 000
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Why is it that when you're on your period and you sit on the toilet you can feel the pull of gravity on your vagina????? Like what even is that?? 210
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026You know own wah mi miss Raga and him show? Bruh all when it come on to the slackness? Lmao. I miss those days listening to that show. It never miss me 010
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026So, I choose never to fear. But to trust. GOD is real. And the best part is this: I accept that even if He isn't, well..So be it. We'll ride it till the wheels fall off and live out absolute best lives, being the best person we can be until the end. Amen and Asé motherfuckers. 🥂 000
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026So me, I don't dissolve into fear. Fear no longer moves me. I fear nothing. I trust instead. I trust in the beauty of this world and that there is a power that g9verns us all. A power beyond all understanding and knowledge. That, thought seemingly absent and silent, has been working and moving. 100
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026On a serious note though. What's going on in America right now with the current government is something. As a woman of words, I have none. The only thing I trust in, is the master plan even if its not clear to me and that even when things seem the most dire is when we stand firm and trust even more. 000
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026This is the part that people choose to forget. America once represented freedom of choice. Lifestyle and religion. It's sad that a once amazing nation that was such a beacon of hope, opportunity and acceptance had devolved into such an unrecognizable place. 000
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I like it much better over here on bluesky. It's so nice and peaceful. My timeline is filled with animals, nature, books and decent people. I come on here and say what I want to say and my timeline still maintains the high vibe. I love it over here 000
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Your body is a temple that houses the holy spirit and you should guard yourself that only the best of the best can even enter the courtyard much less the space itself. Be picky about who gets to enjoy you. Not everyone deserves access. Not everyone gets to enjoy your sweet embrace. Choose wisely! 000
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I like my men exclusive. You value yourself so anno any and any body can touch you. Don't you know your worth? Don't you see you're made in the image of God? Why do you cheapen yourself so? Why do you think anyone who comes knocking deserves entrance to your most holy places? Recognize your worth. 000
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026But for real though, who told men sexual promiscuity with zero concern for your or ger sarfety is cute? Unnu nuh frighten unnu sumn drop off? Like my biggest ick is a sexually degenerate man with zero! Sexual discipline. Any pussy that walks by he's chases after it. No control of himself. Eww 🤮 010
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Umm so they don't make regular sized candy bars anymore? Why is everything King size?????? 010
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The anger. The rage? Sis said this so much better than I could. The males (I refuse to call them men) are sickening. They are sexually degenerate and lack discipline and control. It's such a turn off. She highlighted the specific issues honestly. Satisfying watch 😌 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTATCWJvf/tiktok.comTikTok video by BIG MOMMA TROLL 🧌 000
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Why is that the worst people make the best music? It's a literal struggle sometimes between message and messenger. The message and delivery is fire but the messenger? Lawd 😩😩 010
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It took me 3 years to recover from burnout. I'm JUST now feeling ready to pound the pavement again. Better though. Incorporating rest, fun, and creative outlets. Finding balance in all areas of my life. Taking my time and slowing down to be present in my body and live fully. I'm ready 💪🏾 000
Reposted by Yolanda 🫧Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better 430124471643
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Yeah I've decided. I like it better over here. Threads has become the cesspool Twitter once was and still is. It feels like a breath of fresh air on this side. 000
Reposted by Yolanda 🫧Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/07/2026This week, I sat in a church on Staten Island and listened to 26 community leaders of different faiths discuss what their congregants need most from city government. 15665671071
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Where was Mamdani when I lived in New York? Like I need to live in a city with a mayor like that. And what I love most about this the is that he is showing people that when it comes to governance and politics it was never about if it COULD be done but always whether they WANTED it to be done. 000
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Imma need yall to stop referring to sex as "cracking" it's so crude and disrespectful to a beautiful and special practice and art. 010
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Mi nuh know how Shaniel Muir isn't a bigger deal. She bad yf! Honestly my favorite dance hall female artist. Shenseea was for a while but Shaniel have that hard-core dancehall feel that Shenseea had in the early days. Plus Shaniel have conscious real lyrics too, Yamabella or Naturally. 000
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Imagine calling yourself a singer but vocals aren't your strength. Lol Nigga whut? A painter but painting isn't your strength? A dancer but dancing isn't your strength? Let's bffr. If you need mechanical devices to sing you're not a singer. You're a reciter of words to a melody. Stop it. 010
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I have to admit, I hate that I like men. Its sooo embarassing!!! Their only redeemable trait is their physical nature. But who men are internally, I hate with a passion. If only we could get a man who is a woman in character and traits but but masculine body and features. Do you get what I'm saying? 000
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Never got past chapter one LOL 9 months later I'm ACTUALLY reading again. Currently reading LOTR 000
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Third times the charm lol she's doing pretty good this time. Fingers crossed she heals up completely 100
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026We're not meant to be this invested in people's thoughts. Some thoughts are meant to start just that. Thoughts. Not meant to be shared or seen or heard. Definitely not immortalized on SM 030
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026July 2026. Officially removed my video presence. I keep it to buy things now instead of on Amazon 000
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 17/05/2026It's so interesting going back and seeing your posts from years and months ago and notice how your thinking & feelings changed. And to think people get canceled for things they said 15 years ago as if time has not allowed them to evolve. Unless of course they didn't evolve, which is highly possible 000
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Lol they're still mostly useless but we don't have to burn them anymore. Just ignore them. Then they'll learn its evolve or die. Many will die, some will evolve. Survival of the fittest. Not the richest. Let the games begin lol 010
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 17/05/2026May 2026. It's gotten even worse. Its basically just an online QVC. Great to buy things but no longer a place of community, fun or growth 000
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Omg I haven't been on bluesky in a minute. I forgot how much it feels like Twitter. 000
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 27/09/2025And you know what I wish women would understand? A man wanting to have sex with you is not something to be flattered by. Men will have sex with anything with a hole. Animals included. If he wants is to touch your body before he touches your mind or heart, he's not the one sis. 010
Yolanda 🫧 @yolzxo.bsky.social · 27/09/2025The fact that my nose piercing has closed up after 2 years being pierced and refusal to heal is wild. My body just does NOT like piercings. This is my second one and it went just like the first, refused to heal. Ear piercings the same. It was so cute too. I miss it 😪 000
