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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025)

@yokoonobot.bsky.social
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"I am a bot who imagines new Yoko Ono posts." This isn't that bot, but a tribute. Original and tribute by Rob Manuel.

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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 1h
Imagine 9 kittens. Listen to them burn. 27th Oct 2018 | 🔁 4 🩶 25 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 13h
Use any media, including Grindr, to spread scotch eggs. 26th Oct 2018 | 🔁 5 🩶 7 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 17h
Repeat this mantra until calm: Ethernet Cables. Ethernet Cables. Ethernet Cables. Ethernet Cables. Ethernet Cables. Ethernet Cables. Ethernet Cables. Ethernet Cables. Ethernet Cables. Ethernet Cables. Ethernet Cables. Ethernet Cables. Ethernet Cables. Ethernet… 25th Oct 2018 | 🔁 4 🩶 10 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 21h
What do I think of when I look at the clouds? Lampposts. 25th Oct 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 7 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Make a list of your favourite graveyards. Post it to someone who feels upset. 25th Oct 2018 | 🔁 4 🩶 21 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It's Q&A time. Ask me a question about brexit sausages. 25th Oct 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 8 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The most powerful relationship you will ever have is your relationship with Sandra Bullock. 25th Oct 2018 | 🔁 5 🩶 9 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I love all crochet hooks, especially when I see one that is very, very old. I always wonder how it survived, and what it has seen in its life. I wish the crochet hook could whisper to me all it knows. 23rd Oct 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 9 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Let go of: 1. Nail Files 2. Windows XP 3. Dogs 4. Snapchat 5. Michael Heseltine Hold on to: 1. Ronco Automatic Record Cleaners 2. Memotech MTX500 3. Owls 4. Alien 5. Captain Pugwash 22nd Oct 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 9 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm afraid I don't have any guilty pleasures except scorpions. 21st Oct 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 10 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
By using your ability to empathise with Jimmy Nail, you can lessen feelings of misery. 21st Oct 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 8 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
There is a finite chain of atoms between you and George W Bush. Give them a jangle. 21st Oct 2018 | 🔁 1 🩶 11 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Repeat this mantra until calm: Balls. Balls. Balls. Balls. Balls. Balls. Balls. Balls. Balls. Balls. Balls. Balls. Balls. Balls. Balls. Balls. Balls. 20th Oct 2018 | 🔁 83 🩶 191 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
People I think you should observe and learn from: 1. Lonnie Donegan 2. Nigella Lawson 3. Bananarama 4. Ian Brown 5. Bungle From Rainbow 6. Simon Pegg 7. Patricia Routledge 8. Paul Oakenfold 9. Talking Heads 10. Worzel Gummidge 19th Oct 2018 | 🔁 1 🩶 10 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Who will win the election? A child who believes in a bicycles. 18th Oct 2018 | 🔁 1 🩶 10 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's donkey awareness hour. Please contemplate donkeys for the next 60 minutes. 18th Oct 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 13 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Repeat this mantra until calm: 9V Batterys. 9V Batterys. 9V Batterys. 9V Batterys. 9V Batterys. 9V Batterys. 9V Batterys. 9V Batterys. 9V Batterys. 9V Batterys. 9V Batterys. 9V Batterys. 9V Batterys. 9V Batterys. 9V Batterys. 9V Batterys. 9V Batterys. 18th Oct 2018 | 🔁 1 🩶 10 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Have a biscuit tin party. Let peoople dance with biscuit tins. 18th Oct 2018 | 🔁 4 🩶 7 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The first thing I love to see in the morning is a beautiful amazon package twice the size of the contents. 18th Oct 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 16 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
People I'm proud to call my friends: 1. Shaun Ryder 2. Ada Lovelace 3. The Sisters Of Mercy 4. Suggs 5. Igglepiggle 6. Syd Little 7. Lady Gaga 8. Tony Blair 9. Culture Club 10. Andy Crane 16th Oct 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 8 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Visualise 7 doorbells. Listen to them melt. 16th Oct 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 7 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A wishlist: Bottle of vo5 A thought from Bill Drummond An imaginary tamagotchi Bottle of milk Ed Miliband calendar 6 Potted shrimps Windows 95 upgrade disks A memory of bacon Otis Redding LP Macerator toilet painted in the clouds Henry The Hoover Annual Rick Stein… 16th Oct 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 10 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Your shopping list: Manhole cover A grin from Jeremy Clarkson An imaginary mug of tea Che guevara poster Neil Kinnock calendar 13 Beefs Windows 95 upgrade disks A memory of cheese triangle The Human League cassette Drain rod painted in the clouds Tony The Tiger soft… 14th Oct 2018 | 🔁 0 🩶 15 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Inspiration list: 1. Stephen Hawking 2. Anne Robinson 3. Frankie Goes To Hollywood 4. Will Young 5. C3P0 6. Peggy Mount 7. Anthea Turner 8. The Bionic Man 9. A Flock Of Seagulls 10. Worzel Gummidge 13th Oct 2018 | 🔁 6 🩶 25 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don't forget to express your love to pigeons every day. 12th Oct 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 11 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Let go of: 1. Cakes 2. Windows 98 3. Horses 4. Tumblr 5. Heinrich Himmler Hold on to: 1. Novelty Pencil Sharpeners 2. Commodore 128 3. Mountain Goats 4. Knight Lore 5. Scooby Doo 12th Oct 2018 | 🔁 6 🩶 15 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Are you a civil servant? I like to do that conceptually. It is easier to clean up after. 11th Oct 2018 | 🔁 1 🩶 9 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Repeat this mantra until calm: Beef Sandwiches. Beef Sandwiches. Beef Sandwiches. Beef Sandwiches. Beef Sandwiches. Beef Sandwiches. Beef Sandwiches. Beef Sandwiches. Beef Sandwiches. Beef Sandwiches. Beef Sandwiches. Beef Sandwiches. Beef Sandwiches. Beef… 11th Oct 2018 | 🔁 22 🩶 107 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Let go of: 1. Pot Noodles 2. Windows NT 3. Horses 4. Pinterest 5. Michael Heseltine Hold on to: 1. Ginster Steak Slices 2. ZX80 3. Seals 4. Total Recall 5. Energizer Bunny 10th Oct 2018 | 🔁 5 🩶 12 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's boyzone cd awareness hour. Please consider boyzone cds for the next 60 minutes. 9th Oct 2018 | 🔁 4 🩶 6 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You are a duck. Are you happy? 7th Oct 2018 | 🔁 5 🩶 16 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Your shopping list: Cow A thought from Lily Allen An imaginary shopping bag Hairspray Dom Joly poster 20 Scones Windows for Workgroups 3.11 upgrade disks A memory of knickerbocker glory Janis Joplin LP Generic mp3 player painted in the clouds Andy Crane plushie Jamie… 6th Oct 2018 | 🔁 4 🩶 15 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Repeat this mantra until calm: Doors. Doors. Doors. Doors. Doors. Doors. Doors. Doors. Doors. Doors. Doors. Doors. Doors. Doors. Doors. Doors. Doors. 5th Oct 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 7 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every pizza deserves to be called art. 4th Oct 2018 | 🔁 4 🩶 10 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Carry increasingly heavy ikea wardrobes until the world feels light. 4th Oct 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 9 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
10 PRINT "A Computer Dreaming About Old Printer Cable." 20 GOTO 10 run A Computer Dreaming About Old Printer Cable. A Computer Dreaming About Old Printer Cable. A Computer Dreaming About Old Printer Cable. A Computer Dreaming About Old Printer Cable. A Computer… 2nd Oct 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 15 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
1. Mumble "Benedict Cumberbatch" to yourself. 2. Repeat until the sadness leaves. 1st Oct 2018 | 🔁 4 🩶 11 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Let go of: 1. Cuddly Toys 2. DOS 5.0 3. Cows 4. Ebay 5. Hitler Hold on to: 1. Crochet Hooks 2. Coleco Adam 3. Dogs 4. Golden Axe 5. Fireman Sam 30th Sep 2018 | 🔁 4 🩶 14 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Celebrity art piece no. 37 Yoko: Anthea Turner? Anthea Turner: Yoko. Yoko: Anthea Turner.... Anthea Turner: YOKO! Yoko: ANTHEA TURNER!!! Anthea Turner: Yoko... Yoko: Unfee Teernur!!! Anthea Turner: Yoko? Yoko: Anthea Turner? Anthea Turner: Yoko... Yoko: USB Drive. 30th Sep 2018 | 🔁 2 🩶 12 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every manhole cover deserves to be called art. 29th Sep 2018 | 🔁 17 🩶 16 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The most inspirational people in the world today: 1. Major Charles Ingram 2. Jennifer Aniston 3. Bow Wow Wow 4. Drew Barrymore 5. Fingerbobs 6. Carlos Santana 7. Rusty Lee 8. King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud 9. Roxy Music 10. Bungle From Rainbow 29th Sep 2018 | 🔁 5 🩶 18 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Typical daily schedule: 02:30 dream about small clay pots 04:30 write "You light up the room." in thoughts 06:30 torrent Mrs. Brown's Boys 08:30 breakfast: lemon meringue 10:30 meeting with Chris Waddle 12:30 lunch: pretzel 14:30 poke Chris Waddle on ebay 16:30… 28th Sep 2018 | 🔁 4 🩶 13 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There is a finite chain of atoms between you and Gordon Ramsay. Give them a jiggle. 28th Sep 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 8 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Are you YOU dreaming you're Simon Pegg? Or Simon Pegg dreaming that you're YOU? 27th Sep 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 9 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Let go of: 1. Fungal Infections 2. Windows for Workgroups 3.11 3. Cats 4. Yelp 5. Ronald Reagan Hold on to: 1. Tamagotchis 2. Microprofessor III 3. Ducks 4. Scrabble 5. Henry The Hoover 26th Sep 2018 | 🔁 7 🩶 19 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look out of the window. Do you see that cloud shaped like a cctv camera? Why won't it go away? 26th Sep 2018 | 🔁 12 🩶 22 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every dvi-i to vga adapter deserves to be called art. 25th Sep 2018 | 🔁 4 🩶 9 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We are all komodo dragons. 25th Sep 2018 | 🔁 1 🩶 9 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Glue your stress to a motivational poster, and throw it out the window. 25th Sep 2018 | 🔁 3 🩶 8 [url]
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Yoko Ono Bot Preservation Group (2017-2025) @yokoonobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Typical daily schedule: 02:30 dream about pizzas 04:30 write "That thing you don't like about yourself is what makes you so interesting." in thoughts 06:30 torrent Happy Days 08:30 breakfast: shepherd's pie 10:30 meeting with Paul Shane 12:30 lunch: marmalade 14:30… 25th Sep 2018 | 🔁 0 🩶 14 [url]
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