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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 10h

It’s crazy that Guillermo’s white boy name is Jimmy The Bull

Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Remember: it’s illegal to threaten to kill the president of the United States. You can’t do it. But there’s nothing in the rule book about ice agents and posting their home addresses on various social media sites

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Joining the Lanterns That Fuck Corps swearing a sacred oath like In Brightest Day, in Blackest Night My Dick is Hard, that Pussy Tight Let Those who try Me, Bitch I might; Beware my Power, that Shit’s on sight.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Before anyone starts, I know more about the Green Lanterns than almost all of you, and this is absolutely an oath that will get you a ring of some color (dick vein blue)

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

See I don’t know the last name of like a third of them and that’s a blessing

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The fuck are you doing, get in an F/A-18 like an adult

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s gonna be some raspberry sorbet, some classic chocolate, and of course you gotta have some rocky road

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The thing that most people don’t understand but more and more people are understanding is that I could solve basically every problem in the world with a single fully armed F/A-18E Superhornet.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

They should start playing the the loud out music from Ace Combat 8 up in The Club, that shits a bop

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Korean unification under glorious Juche Socialism imminent

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I just saw Primetime and it absolutely whips, we need more movies with Robert Pattinson doing a case study into Chris Hansen’s sociopathy.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If I ran a deli and my last name was Roney, you know my ass is naming my daughter Pepper.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If I was a professional pasta maker and my last name was Gweeney, you know my ass would be naming my daughter Lynne.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Imagine being so bad at doing war that you get your dick dragged in the dirt without even having boots on the ground where you got the shit kicked out of you

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Imagine being so bad at doing war that you get dragged in the dirt without even having boots on the ground of the place you got the shit kicked out of you

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I ordered pickup from a neighborhood Chinese place and I just wanted the broad noodles and some egg rolls but they gave me the wrong order and I got some spicy chicken, som beef and broccoli, and two orders of soup, this rules.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My cat ruptured an abscess in her butt while grooming and now she has to wear a cone of shame, it’s truly sad

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I know! It’s absolutely insane that this is an accurate description of the plot.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The cool thing about Evangelion is the drunk lady who likes to hit on teenagers in order to convince them to pilot 200 foot tall murder machines that also are the teenagers mom and make them feel their pain in an attempt to kill and defeat God. Also the theme song whips.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Imagine some dude from Rotterdam having thoughts about a 20 year old from Utah saying “oooh chile” I would simply put a gun in my mouth

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And like, if I’m posting some us shit idgaf what some German dude has to say???????

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In my vision quest I will hold this truth close to my heart

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Truly the most problematically horny show of all time. The one unambiguously good dude on the show is the late 20s guy who turns down the 14 year old horny girl and has sex with his age appropriate ex, and that’s how you know he’s a good person

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m gonna fuck to the Evangelion theme song this weekend, I don’t give a fuck

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I hadn’t heard about the Cornell sexual assault thing but I think it rules that they’re all getting doxxed and getting fired for enabling sexual assault

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I bet Jon Hamm calls his dick Jon’s Ham

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I don’t think coffee counts as a practical effect

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Just randomly remembered how much that Adam Sessler dude sucks and I was taken back to high school and being active on G4 and the social media people on stickam warning me he was an asshole and then remembering how casually racist he was against Hideo Kojima, lmao what a freak

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Wolverine of course is a weeb and Japan guy and also buddies with many gay mutants, and at a towering 5’3, you best believe that when he’s talking when to mystique they’re talking about how much they love women.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Mystique’s whole thing is being comically evil and a wife guy. There are three things Wolverine and Mystique can bond over. 1) murder, 2) multiple fake identities; and 3) respecting (and sleeping with) women.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’ve now seen multiple people complaining about the new Wolverine game (it’s ok, I like the story) being woke because Mystique is married to a lady. And like dawg, you don’t know ball. Mystique not only married a woman, she got her wife pregnant to make Nightcrawler, their child. She’s THE wife guy.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Pol Pot was funded directly by the CIA, but go ahead you do you

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Pol Pot was funded directly by the CIA.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Matt Lillard just casually doing the thing that we ask as the bare minimum for people. King shit.

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Debra Messing should start a band too

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Yo Gabba Gabagool @yogabbagabagool.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m so tired I’m seriously considering bed a 9:00pm. This is the one remaining freedom of being alive under capitalism

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