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Blackula

@yodacat.bsky.social

1.8K followers 419 following 22K posts

Resident of the South Coast. Harvard trained Amateur Breast Density Expert. Project Manager @NASA. PhD from MIT. Not a doctor. Practicing Lawyer. Licensed Rancher. Voted One of the Preferred Men Online.

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Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 35s

I hope it breaks all the way off.

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 54s

But Vagina! Get it? Hiroshima! That part of Japan that shamefully let itself get nuked by us! GET IT?!

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Ancient Trans Trender Nicole @transitivenicole.bsky.social · 3h

Thanks Rando

Comment from guy on anniversary post saying "💙Texass allows you to exist? Wow."

He seems very Blue Wavey

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 11m

While it's still in your veins.

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 12m

Hey everyone come check out this racist piece of shit

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 12m

35k followers huh

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Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 17m

They do make some beautiful ballads.

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Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 19m

Are you riffing on my alt text or are we just on the same wavelength?

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TNG Oil Monster @toohotintheair.bsky.social · 19m

This guy dated Julia Roberts!

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 19m

And he did it on his own! Metallica bought it after Kirk saw it in a book!

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 21m

Well... yes.

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 22m

Wild how in billions of years, the solar system was unable to cultivate life anywhere else. But sure, Bezos and Musk will just outsmart the universe itself.

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 25m

Of course this is the guy who mixed his jizz with cow blood for Metallica's album cover for Load.

Just a fucking weird looking dude with Lyle Lovett hair giving a smirk like he just got a sweetheart plea bargain for mixing his jizz with cow blood in front of children.

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 1h

Don't worry, squirrel flu has never been transmitted to humans. Eat all you want!

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 1h

Plus all plants taste the same. Just get something from the yard.

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 1h

If you're still worried, just boil it for 3 minutes or cook it to 165. We've eating lettuce again for a while. Haven't even checked the stamp for the source either. Diarrhea output has been low.

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 1h

I just like the way they taste.

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Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 2h

Why?

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Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 2h

She hasn't been considered any kind of people for several years now, Lisa.

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 2h

There. Is that better?

Edgar from MIB pulling his face tight to become that pork rind looking bitch

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 2h

Give me your password, I'll handle things while you're gone.

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 2h

But that's Menudo

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 2h

People often say he looks like me, which is neat. Also my hotel room has 2 fridges.

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 3h

I was just gonna let it go but lol

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 3h

Did you try smiling more?

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Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 6h

She looks as surprised as the rest of us.

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 9h

I tilt my head back and use gravity

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 9h

"Alexanderia Oh-cuhzio Cortez"

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 21h

Idk. The first time was so bad that Biden won.

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 21h

No that's the body's way of telling you everything's fine and you're ready to enter that break dancing competition.

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 21h

THAT guy's a redditor? Are you sure?

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 22h

This pic of him with The Mountain next to a malnourished toddler is a good start.

Those 2 giants with weird names, the Mountain looks like a medium drink and the regular guy looks like a free water cup.

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 22h

Yes. This better not be a trick. I'm tired of reading jokes when you saying I'm going to hear one.

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 22h

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 22h

Is that why @meghancolleen.bsky.social called me ugly?

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Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 22h

Did she ask about me? Tell her Yodacat said "sup". She'll know what it means.

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 22h

Holy dicks, congrats! I had no idea from reading your posts. Now to do the joke about being able to tell a baby is poly so early.

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 23h

How about you just say whatever it is you think is important instead of trying to be a shitty chinese puzzle box

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Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 23h

As a fellow disgusting unfuckable ogre, I understand Ken Paxton's instinct to take any sympathy fuck he can get.

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 23h

Destiny's Child Rapist

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Guinness is so light and smooth. It's like the milk of beer. Of course he thinks it's too spicy.

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

You just a hater

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Meggie Z @nutmeggles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Luigi Mangione, world's most photogenic man

Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Damn. TMZ reporting it's probably what you're wondering...

RJ Mitte dead at 34

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 12/10/2026

360 no scope headshot

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Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

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Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

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