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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃

@yllekc.bsky.social
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她/she/her unceded Coast Salish territories “Vancouver” neurodivergent (ADHD) • graphic designer by trade • lots of Canucks/Goldeneyes/hockey commentary and a sprinkling of politics

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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 14h
This character in The Clocks just said he doesn't trust people who write books. ...Okay.
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 15h
Didn't do a tour, but got cheap tickets to sit in one of the top rows where the saddle shape obstructs view of the scoreboard. It was fun trying to navigate the many flights of stairs in heels after already downing a few beers pre-game 😂
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 17h
Aww Tim Curry is in this episode (Appointment with Death).
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 22h
My solace is Jack Hughes didn't score (I don't care about his assists).
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 22h
"Nothing funny about the funny bone" But Shorty is funny
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 22h
Nooooooooo don't hurt our Peteys
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 22h
They wouldn't be off the powerplay IF IT WAS A 5MIN MAJOR
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 22h
Nooo it's Brocktober
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Ryan avgtraveller @viewfromtherog.bsky.social · 23h
So that was only a 50% strength spear, but it's still a spear. I'm pretty sure he made contact. #Canucks
NHL rule 52 - Spearing 

Rule 62 - Spearing

62.1 Spearing - Spearing shall mean stabbing an opponent with the point of the stick blade, whether contact is made or not.

62.2 Double-minor Penalty - A double-minor penalty will be imposed on a player who spears an opponent and does not make contact.

62.3 Major Penalty - A major penalty shall be imposed on a player who spears an opponent (see 62.5).

62.4 Match Penalty - A match penalty shall be imposed on a player who
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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 23h
Crazy that was lowered to a double minor. We're just letting guys spear each other now? #Canucks
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 23h
Mandatory neck and ear protectors!
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 23h
How is that a high stick penalty? That's a spear
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 23h
Double minor...? Interesting...
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 23h
WEAR NECK PROTECTORS PLEASE
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 23h
Stick to the throat is a bit much
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 23h
No wait - was it the Mortal Kombat song? I can't even remember what I heard a couple mins ago...
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 23h
So many blades popping out of skates! So few funny hops!
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 23h
Jock Jams on the organ is a choice
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 23h
Guess DeBrusk wants more goals
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 23h
Oops! Forgot about the game!
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Vancouver magazine asked people how they felt about restaurants using AI for menus and signage – someone who has ‘nature lover’ in their profile description called the topic “utterly irrelevant”. 🤔
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Live counter on how much money Hellebyuck has forfeited: hellebucks.com
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Hellebucks: how much salary Connor Hellebuyck is forfeiting, live
$38,660 a day. 45 cents a second. A live tally of the salary Connor Hellebuyck is giving up while the Jets play without him.
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🚨 Two new Vancouver mayoral polls are out 🚨 LEGER (includes undecideds) Fry 21% Sim 17% Allam/Hardwick/Bligh 5-7% CANDA PULSE INSIGHTS (only likely voters) Fry 28% Sim 27% Allam 19% Hardwick 13% Bligh 7% Eight days before the election, and it's pretty clearly a Fry-Sim race.
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I guess I could watch another game... if any of the streams want to work.
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Anyhoo, rebuild year/road trip/playing against the defending champs, etc.
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I realize it's the end of the game basically, but to stare right at the high stick and ignore it is wow
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Marshawn Lynch likes pico de gallo and has an idea for pizza-dilla.
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Rosa Diaz Reacts to Marshawn Lynch
Alt: Rosa Diaz reacts to Marshawn Lynch: Marshawn Lynch? Marshawn Lynch the football player?
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jake DeBrusk wants a hat trick
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(I did not choose him to score only because I forgot to submit my picks until 4:30, after the game already started.)
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Congrats Stanky! 🧢🎩👒
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh I see Lanky got pulled...
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh is it not a general sale price? I use my mom's account lol
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shorty is so subdued...
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Does anything want to work? 😖
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now back to waiting... might as well watch the game I guess!
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sale price is only good until October 14: www.saveonfoods.com/sm/pickup/rs... Description: Nanaimo-bar inspired ice cream sandwich called Pacific Puck
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Western Family - Canucks Ice Cream Sandwich, 4 Pack
Western Family Pacific Puck Ice Cream Sandwich is inspired by the flavours of a Nanaimo bar, featuring yellow coconut custard ice cream, toasted coconut pieces, and graham chunks between two chocolate...
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If this keeps happening I just want the old dev to take pity on me and finish the job for me. I will send him a basket of mini muffins as thanks.
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Big Stressful Task continues to be stressful – ran into a fatal error. 🫠
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Jake Peralta Yells 'Jake!' - Brooklyn 99
Alt: Jake Peralta chants 'Jake!' repeatedly and Charles Boyle joins in while passing by the door. ( Brooklyn 99)
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wait– he actually scored? 😂
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The mental image of Linus honking at an opponent is pretty funny
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Honking Goose Cartoon
Alt: Honking goose animation
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Seems like the game is going well 😬
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wasn't even sure if he'd be in the lineup tonight – okay, DeBrusk, time to score again!
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can't tune into the game just yet... trying to focus on getting this Big Stressful Task done first. Though most of it is watching a progress bar right now, it's best that I keep the stress concentrated in one area only.
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/viaw...
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sneaky Hate Spiral was posted 16 years ago and still relevant hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/05/snea... by @alliebrosh.bsky.social
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Sneaky Hate Spiral
Most of the time, I'm pretty even-tempered.  Aside from the odd nervous breakdown or caffeine-induced bliss-seizure, I have the emotional va...
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That feels pretty productive compared to my default of scrolling mindlessly or playing puzzle games.
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I understand the necessity of spiral-bound when there are lots of pages, but I still don't like the scraping sound of the paper against the metal.
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陳潔平 s-KELLY-ton 💀👻🎃 @yllekc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dusting off the Anti-Planner again...
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