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EVERYONE IS SO MEAN TO ME……

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WHAT?! EXCUSE ME?! DO YOU REALLY KNOW SO LITTLE OF THE YIGA CLAN? TO CLAIM WE ARE ‘MORONS’.. MAKES.. //YOU// A MORON! HAH!

PSH. YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME! MASTER KOHGA, OUT! (A huge puff of smoke outlined with the clans sigil rises from where he was once standing. He can be seen a couple meters away running away on foot.)

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THIS IS MY NORMAL TONE OF VOICE. WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING SO QUIETLY?

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OH! WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO! BUMPING YOUR HEAD PROBABLY MADE YOU FORGET!

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MASTER KOHGA NEVER FAILS. BUT ONLY SOMETIMES WHEN IM KILLED. BUT DEATH IS ONLY TEMPORARY.

HE ONLY KICKED MY ASS ACTUALLY. BUT ONLY A LITTLE.

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(Eats banana. Throws peel. Slips on own thrown peel.) WHOEVER PUT THAT THERE IS GETTING THROWN IN THE DUNGEON.

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THIS IS JUST MY NATURAL TONE OF VOICE.

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(Scratching back of head. Turns around. Does a spin. Looking cluelessly.) UHM. I DONT GET WHATS SO FUNNY. IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.

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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

..I AM SO SICK OF BEING THE BUTT OF THESE JOKES.

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WELL WHY WOULD YOU GO AND DO THAT!!

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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

(Wearing an ‘I <3 bananas’ shirt. Don’t ask where he got it from.)

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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

I THINK YOU ALL SHOULD JOIN THE YIGA CLAN. WE HAVE BANANAS. AND THE POWER OF THE DEMON LORD. AND EVEN MORE BANANAS.

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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

(SLAMS a hand down on the book and gets real close.) Whatcha writing?

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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

//i kinda need kohga and a zant to be friends. i think it fits. or they’d cause a riot somehow

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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

PSH… NONSENSE! I JUST CANT STAND SEEING SOMETHING SO TACKY.. UNLIKE MY GLORIOUS MASK HERE!

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

//apologies for the slow activity, just been sick irl and the holidays but im gonna pop on more soon! ^_^

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//oh master kohga is absolutely trying to usurp that throne. But in slapstick style. He probably wouldn’t get very far to be fair, he’d probably get somebody else to dispose of them and then pit the blame on them lmfao

HUH.. DID I REALLY PAUSE FOR THAT LONG? WAS THE ECHO OFF? … NO, NO MAYBE IM JUST IMAGINING THINGS! SURELY! NOTHING CAN FOOL MASTER KOHGA!

WEIRD? MEEEEE? .. WELL AT LEAST YOU LIKE IT!

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(And now, he’s pathetically running away. He ends up tripping mid run, and grunts.) ..OH WHAT AM I DOING, IM NOT RUNNING AWAY.. IM TELEPORTING AWAY! (POOF!)