MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025WHAT?! EXCUSE ME?! DO YOU REALLY KNOW SO LITTLE OF THE YIGA CLAN? TO CLAIM WE ARE ‘MORONS’.. MAKES.. //YOU// A MORON! HAH! 010
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025PSH. YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME! MASTER KOHGA, OUT! (A huge puff of smoke outlined with the clans sigil rises from where he was once standing. He can be seen a couple meters away running away on foot.) 030
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025THIS IS MY NORMAL TONE OF VOICE. WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING SO QUIETLY? 000
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025OH! WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO! BUMPING YOUR HEAD PROBABLY MADE YOU FORGET! 000
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025MASTER KOHGA NEVER FAILS. BUT ONLY SOMETIMES WHEN IM KILLED. BUT DEATH IS ONLY TEMPORARY. 010
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025HE ONLY KICKED MY ASS ACTUALLY. BUT ONLY A LITTLE. 000
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025(Eats banana. Throws peel. Slips on own thrown peel.) WHOEVER PUT THAT THERE IS GETTING THROWN IN THE DUNGEON. 000
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025(Scratching back of head. Turns around. Does a spin. Looking cluelessly.) UHM. I DONT GET WHATS SO FUNNY. IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU. 000
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025..I AM SO SICK OF BEING THE BUTT OF THESE JOKES. 000
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 12/01/2025(Wearing an ‘I <3 bananas’ shirt. Don’t ask where he got it from.) 020
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I THINK YOU ALL SHOULD JOIN THE YIGA CLAN. WE HAVE BANANAS. AND THE POWER OF THE DEMON LORD. AND EVEN MORE BANANAS. 131
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 24/12/2024//i kinda need kohga and a zant to be friends. i think it fits. or they’d cause a riot somehow 020
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 24/12/2024PSH… NONSENSE! I JUST CANT STAND SEEING SOMETHING SO TACKY.. UNLIKE MY GLORIOUS MASK HERE! 010
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 24/12/2024//apologies for the slow activity, just been sick irl and the holidays but im gonna pop on more soon! ^_^ 020
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 19/12/2024//oh master kohga is absolutely trying to usurp that throne. But in slapstick style. He probably wouldn’t get very far to be fair, he’d probably get somebody else to dispose of them and then pit the blame on them lmfao 010
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 19/12/2024HUH.. DID I REALLY PAUSE FOR THAT LONG? WAS THE ECHO OFF? … NO, NO MAYBE IM JUST IMAGINING THINGS! SURELY! NOTHING CAN FOOL MASTER KOHGA! 010
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 19/12/2024(And now, he’s pathetically running away. He ends up tripping mid run, and grunts.) ..OH WHAT AM I DOING, IM NOT RUNNING AWAY.. IM TELEPORTING AWAY! (POOF!) 010
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 19/12/2024..WHERE DID YOU GET THAT MASK?! NOBODY SHOULD BE WEARING THAT.. UHM.. GAUDY THING! 010
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 19/12/2024GOOOOOD MORN—…AFTERNOOON! TOTALLY DIDNT SLEEP ALL MORNING! 000
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 19/12/2024//ill get to replies soon! got a cold irl so ive been a little tired/resting but ill reply either later tonight or tomorrow morning! 130
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024HUH. USUALLY THERE ISN’T THAT MUCH OF AN ECHO HERE. MAINLY BECAUSE IT DOESN’T EVEN ECHO HERE. AND IM NOT EVEN TALKING THAT LOUD! 000
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024(Writes ‘DO NOT MESS WITH RITOS’ on his ‘Ways to make Lord Ganon happy without doing anything myself’. list.) 030
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024HUH? (Turn. Turn. Looking up, looking down.) WHO SAID THAT? (Scratching head. How confusing.) ..MUST’VE BEEN THE WIND. AGAIN. 010
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024HAH! HAHAHA! YOU ACT LIKE THAT MEASLY LITTLE BOW WOULD DO ANYTHING TO SOMEBODY BLESSED BY THE DEMON LORD HIMSELF! (Hands behind back. Whistling as he turns.) BUT. UHM.. I ACTUALLY MUST BE GOING! YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. I AM A BUUUSY MAN. 000
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024HAVE YOU SEEN THE YIGA CLANS AWESOME HIDEOUT AND UNLIMITED POTENTIAL (AKA BANANAS)? THAT WOULD MAKE EVEN THE HERO OF HYRULE HIMSELF CRUMBLE. 000
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024YOU ARE THE FORTUNATE ONE HERE. HAD I DECIDED TO UNLEASH MY FULL POWER ON YOU WEAKLINGS I SURELY WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU TO DEATH. NOW TREMBLE IN MY PRESENCE! 010
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024HM? WHO SAID THAT? OH. IT MUST JUST BE THE WIND. 010
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I THINK REVALI IS JEALOUS OF MY GLORY AND CHARM. 010
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024WHY ARE YOU ALL NOT BASKING IN MY GLORIOUS PRESENCE? 000
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024YOU’D BE WISE TO PUT. THOSE. BACK! UNLESS YOU WANT TO FACE THE WRATH OF— (Dramatic pose. Wobble.) MAAAASTER KOHGA! BUT I WILL BE MERCIFUL JUST THIS ONCE IF YOU RETURN THEM! 000
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024ANYWAYYYY IM GOING TO GO TO MY NAPPING SPOT. IF ANYONE DISTURBS ME, YOU OWE ME. BIIIG TIME. 110
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024CRAZY? YOU MEAN STRONG, SMART, AWESOME AND SCARY! 011
MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024MASTER KOHGA IS GONNA KILL YOU ALL… TO DEATH!! -parody account. just for fun! -new to #bskyrp , #mvrp , #blueskyrp 13230