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MASTER KOHGA

@yigamaster.bsky.social
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LEADER OF THE YIGA CLAN, THE ONE AND ONLY MASTER KOHGA! NOW GET BACK TO WORK LACKEYS, IM TAKING A NAP! [Parody RP account for fun, not associated with anyone]

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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
EVERYONE IS SO MEAN TO ME……
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
WHAT?! EXCUSE ME?! DO YOU REALLY KNOW SO LITTLE OF THE YIGA CLAN? TO CLAIM WE ARE ‘MORONS’.. MAKES.. //YOU// A MORON! HAH!
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
PSH. YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME! MASTER KOHGA, OUT! (A huge puff of smoke outlined with the clans sigil rises from where he was once standing. He can be seen a couple meters away running away on foot.)
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I AM BEING THREATENED???
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
THIS IS MY NORMAL TONE OF VOICE. WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING SO QUIETLY?
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
LIFE CAN BE SO BEAUTIFUL.
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
OH! WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO! BUMPING YOUR HEAD PROBABLY MADE YOU FORGET!
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
MASTER KOHGA NEVER FAILS. BUT ONLY SOMETIMES WHEN IM KILLED. BUT DEATH IS ONLY TEMPORARY.
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
HE ONLY KICKED MY ASS ACTUALLY. BUT ONLY A LITTLE.
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
(Eats banana. Throws peel. Slips on own thrown peel.) WHOEVER PUT THAT THERE IS GETTING THROWN IN THE DUNGEON.
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
THIS IS JUST MY NATURAL TONE OF VOICE.
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
(Scratching back of head. Turns around. Does a spin. Looking cluelessly.) UHM. I DONT GET WHATS SO FUNNY. IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
CAN I //HELP// YOU.
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK?
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
..I AM SO SICK OF BEING THE BUTT OF THESE JOKES.
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
WHAT?
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
YIGA CLAN 4 EVER.
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
(Wearing an ‘I <3 bananas’ shirt. Don’t ask where he got it from.)
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I THINK YOU ALL SHOULD JOIN THE YIGA CLAN. WE HAVE BANANAS. AND THE POWER OF THE DEMON LORD. AND EVEN MORE BANANAS.
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
(SITS down with a huff.)
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
//i kinda need kohga and a zant to be friends. i think it fits. or they’d cause a riot somehow
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
PSH… NONSENSE! I JUST CANT STAND SEEING SOMETHING SO TACKY.. UNLIKE MY GLORIOUS MASK HERE!
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
//apologies for the slow activity, just been sick irl and the holidays but im gonna pop on more soon! ^_^
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
(LOUD OBNOXIOUS YAWN.)
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
//oh master kohga is absolutely trying to usurp that throne. But in slapstick style. He probably wouldn’t get very far to be fair, he’d probably get somebody else to dispose of them and then pit the blame on them lmfao
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
HUH.. DID I REALLY PAUSE FOR THAT LONG? WAS THE ECHO OFF? … NO, NO MAYBE IM JUST IMAGINING THINGS! SURELY! NOTHING CAN FOOL MASTER KOHGA!
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
(And now, he’s pathetically running away. He ends up tripping mid run, and grunts.) ..OH WHAT AM I DOING, IM NOT RUNNING AWAY.. IM TELEPORTING AWAY! (POOF!)
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
..WHERE DID YOU GET THAT MASK?! NOBODY SHOULD BE WEARING THAT.. UHM.. GAUDY THING!
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
GOOOOOD MORN—…AFTERNOOON! TOTALLY DIDNT SLEEP ALL MORNING!
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
//ill get to replies soon! got a cold irl so ive been a little tired/resting but ill reply either later tonight or tomorrow morning!
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
HUH. USUALLY THERE ISN’T THAT MUCH OF AN ECHO HERE. MAINLY BECAUSE IT DOESN’T EVEN ECHO HERE. AND IM NOT EVEN TALKING THAT LOUD!
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
(Writes ‘DO NOT MESS WITH RITOS’ on his ‘Ways to make Lord Ganon happy without doing anything myself’. list.)
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
EVERY ONE IS SO MEAN TO ME. </3
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
HUH? (Turn. Turn. Looking up, looking down.) WHO SAID THAT? (Scratching head. How confusing.) ..MUST’VE BEEN THE WIND. AGAIN.
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
HAH! HAHAHA! YOU ACT LIKE THAT MEASLY LITTLE BOW WOULD DO ANYTHING TO SOMEBODY BLESSED BY THE DEMON LORD HIMSELF! (Hands behind back. Whistling as he turns.) BUT. UHM.. I ACTUALLY MUST BE GOING! YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. I AM A BUUUSY MAN.
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
THE WIND SURE IS NOISY TODAY. UNLIKE MYSELF.
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
HAVE YOU SEEN THE YIGA CLANS AWESOME HIDEOUT AND UNLIMITED POTENTIAL (AKA BANANAS)? THAT WOULD MAKE EVEN THE HERO OF HYRULE HIMSELF CRUMBLE.
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE LOVED.
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
YOU ARE THE FORTUNATE ONE HERE. HAD I DECIDED TO UNLEASH MY FULL POWER ON YOU WEAKLINGS I SURELY WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU TO DEATH. NOW TREMBLE IN MY PRESENCE!
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
HM? WHO SAID THAT? OH. IT MUST JUST BE THE WIND.
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I THINK REVALI IS JEALOUS OF MY GLORY AND CHARM.
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
YOU ARE MAKING MASTER KOGHA SAD.
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
WHY ARE YOU ALL NOT BASKING IN MY GLORIOUS PRESENCE?
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
YOU’D BE WISE TO PUT. THOSE. BACK! UNLESS YOU WANT TO FACE THE WRATH OF— (Dramatic pose. Wobble.) MAAAASTER KOHGA! BUT I WILL BE MERCIFUL JUST THIS ONCE IF YOU RETURN THEM!
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
ANYWAYYYY IM GOING TO GO TO MY NAPPING SPOT. IF ANYONE DISTURBS ME, YOU OWE ME. BIIIG TIME.
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
CRAZY? YOU MEAN STRONG, SMART, AWESOME AND SCARY!
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
UHM.. ANYWAY, NOW GET ME SOME BANANAS!
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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
MASTER KOHGA IS GONNA KILL YOU ALL… TO DEATH!! -parody account. just for fun! -new to #bskyrp , #mvrp , #blueskyrp
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