yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I saw a trailer for this a couple times in the cinemas and I have never actively NOT wanted to laugh 010
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I wish but it's legal in Canada to make sure your prospective employee has "realiable transport" and most of them consider public transit... Not that. 100
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I can't either. I'm lucky someone got it for me. My point is it doesn't deserve to be a $50 game just because gamers deem it as too short. It's an amazing game that's packed with a lot of love and detail that makes it worth the price tag. Do I wish games were still $60? Of course. That's life tho 100
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026That point where coffee stops being tasty and turns into pure stomach acid ¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯ 1150
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Idk about a lizard... They seem like they have tough lives! 100
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I hate heights but I also think being a bird would be neato. They probably have a natural resilience to height fear 120
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026If you had the choice of living your life as any animal on Earth, what would you be? 740
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026All the species on this planet and my ass had to be born as a human ಠ︵ಠ 150
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026And not a single song off his *3* released albums in one night has hit the airwaves, or online, in any meaningful way. Someone paid for this spot. 140
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Do they like that new Luke Bryan song that was probably written by Chat GPT. Wake up, coffee. Camo, climb tree. Wet line, eighteen. Fish, hunt, golf, drink 010
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I mean I have a husband so idk if incel applies but if you wanna call me a chud like yourself, fair game 100
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I know they're totally capable of being submerged in water, but take ya watch off 😂😝 clean your wrist 110
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026No, I was born of immaculate conception because I'm perfect and you're a dirty floor-jizz baby 100
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Well, I should say. Girls were heavily policed in their clothing choices. Not the boys. It was fucked. 000
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I was in Catholic school from 7-12 and we got heavily reprimanded for clothing choice but never demerits for bad conduct.. I don't even think that's legal here 😭 long as you're doing your schoolwork properly, you're fine. 100
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026And you're the splooge your mom fingered off the floor into her vag to suck child support out of your dad 100
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026As a bald man I can say: you had too much testosterone converted into DHT and that's why you're a bald-ass bitch. Shut up, and leave people's basic identity rights alone. Ya f*ckin demon. 030
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Thanks baby girl ✨ I hope a curse is placed upon your lineage 100
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026... You can get demerits in American school!?!!!!!!! Whut 100
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026My ADHD gets it, but nighttime routine is so much more effective and easier! If you don't got time in the morning then it's no prob 110
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026In other news: not a crash out. Just being an asshole to strangers that I literally couldn't care less about if they were struck by a semi-truck 👍🏻 200
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Lotioning before bed is way more effective. After your skin dries, so you don't make your bed a mess. 110
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Here's a fun lil tip: get a spray moisturizer that you can keep in your bag 110
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026It was always like 4 songs and one undeniable winner... A list of 20 who the fucks are you (my own fault) is weird 000
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I just find it funny that the song of the summer always used to be some smash fucking hit that the world couldn't ignore. I'm not a pop girly and don't listen to music much lately so seeing this list is wild lmao. It's probably gonna end up being Dracula 😂.. also, Drake? Mmkay paid for promotion 100
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Midnight Sun a year after it got released... In the summer.. too funny. Also, this list is ass 000
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Eat a dick and choke? Dunno who you're tryna moralizing to. I really don't give a shit. Lol 000
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I literally don't care and you can choke on a dick til you're purple 000
yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026And I have no problem with that you rejected abortion ☝🏻 100
