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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
That point where coffee stops being tasty and turns into pure stomach acid ¯⁠\⁠_⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠_⁠/⁠¯
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
If you had the choice of living your life as any animal on Earth, what would you be?
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
All the species on this planet and my ass had to be born as a human ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
As a bald man I can say: you had too much testosterone converted into DHT and that's why you're a bald-ass bitch. Shut up, and leave people's basic identity rights alone. Ya f*ckin demon.
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The Lord of the Flies
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I hate that I'm saying this.. but the product placement in First Light is actually helpful to its immersion. This is one of the most detailed games I have ever played.
James looking at a Coca-Cola machine (I think it's the coffee kind?)The Defender SUV in First Light driving in the desert A Jaguar green-sparkled car (I'm not a car guy, idk) driving down a scenic mountain road A collection of Q's wristwatches from Omega
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Omggg I have legit never been more in love with a video game character than First Light's Bond..
26 y/o Bond infront of a Defender and beat up truck. He's wearing an open short sleeve button up, white undershirt, and jeans. Looking fine as hell.26 y/o Bond infront of a Defender and beat up truck. He's wearing an open short sleeve button up, white undershirt, and jeans. Looking fine as hell. But he turned his head to the left
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Probably a toxic trait for me. I don't feel the need to respect strangers on the interwebz when they are disrespectful in the replies. More so when they have some anime character as their profile pic.
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
But the "ideas" you're generating are ripped off from all of the artists on this planet and strips you from the ability to call yourself an original director. I'm so ashamed of this. Gareth has been one of my favorite modern film creators.
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
And this logic really doesn't work because sometimes the snow is so bad here that neither personal nor public transit is going to be feasible. I legitimately don't see a difference. Companies just want to make you available at all times, especially in the retail sector.
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Not interviewing potential job candidates because they need to take public transit needs to be considered discrimination and protected by the government. A train, bus, or taxi can be just as late as an individual driver. Hell, most public transit users are early to work cause things can go wrong.
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
4 panel comic

an alien holds a camera and says "what the fuck is this"

i hold a camera and a computer chip and respond "so basically we just capture light through a mechanical facsimile of an eyeball and create a binary sequence of numbers representing the light impression thats then stored in this intricate piece of gold, copper and other junk that conducts lightning in a way that it ‘remembers’ the binary code"

the alien looks back at me with confusion

it says "and you guys still kill each other over borders?"

i say "its usually for oil but yeah"

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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Love seeing y'alls bird feeder cam footage. Such messy little beasts.
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I've never read The Lord of the Flies (we did To Kill a Mockingbird), so I never bothered to watch any of its adaptations. This 2026 version is actually pretty good so far!
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
There's something really off-putting about adults who idolize children and teen actors to the point they make fan pages and will defend them like they know them.
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I love my brain sometimes. I may have severe depression and anxiety but at least it isn't telling me to go to the gym when I look in the mirror.
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
AVIATION/F18DKB.GIF
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Lmao people who have accounts on BlueSky purely to create block lists have to be the most miserable people I can think of. Why are you moderating a website for no paycheck. Oh, right. You don't have a life outside of the web.
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I hate when it's so hot out that a shower isn't even relaxing to take.
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Gamers these days, especially the younger ones, wouldn't have survived gaming pre-2010s. Endless amounts of open world + neverending online games has broken a lot of brains. People are mad 007 First Light is a 15-20 hour game. Which, is pretty good. When I was a kid you were lucky for a 7hr story.
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
seeing "from Amazon MGM Studios" in video games is so weird
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I genuinely cannot wrap my head around people being against medically assisted suicide because some right wing grifter told them that the government is rounding up homeless and disabled Canadians to euthanize. Why do you care if someone else wants to die? WHY
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I could never be the face model for a game. I'd develop body dysmorphia from my character being a perfected version of me 🫪 Patrick Gibson is fine as hell, though.
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Siding with Patagonia™ is a weird-ass hill to die on lmao
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
so that explains why James Bond is so hot in 007 First Light
Patrick Gibson on the left and James Bond on the right
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@notthehoneybees.bsky.social is my favorite person on this app
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
About to start 007 First Light 🫡
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Sitting in the grass with my child :) letting him chill
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
cleaning up my gaming room before I play 007 First Light
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It's such a relief that my mom's divorce is about to be settled and she got the $70k to buy her home already. A win for this terrible past couple years.
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Eep! 007 time
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This scene scarred me for life. I'm still worried about an alien creeping up the toilet system and eating my ass!
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Thinking about creating some "mystery" candles! I'll color them the opposite of what the scent feels like it should look. Probably been done before, but oh well.
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I love that Premiers are staring to take shots at this Muppet cunt who wants to suck Trump's orange-tanned dick until she becomes his pet. Fuck you Danielle Smith. Ya fucking clown. Traitor!
An ugly cunt who happens to run Alberta
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
what scent y'all want?
Candle scent oils

Jasmine
Lilac
Rose
Strawberry
Vanilla 
Violet
Cotton Candy
cupcake
Cucumber melon
Freesia
Gardenia
Honeysuckle
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
They're opening a huge bowling alley behind my house and I low-key wanna work there 😂
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
forgot I have all the stuff to make candles! just found my bin.. who wants a candle? 😝
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
just got an emergency alert that Godzilla is destroying downtown and to flee the city immediately
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Wow. The Testaments season one is a surprisingly uplifting story compared to its predecessor and finishes up with one of the best "hell yeah!" moments I've seen in a long time. It's a powerful f*ck you to current events and I'm rooting for these teen girls to hit Gilead so hard that it crumbles.
Testaments banner poster with the four leads
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I am not ready. Someone come cuddle.
The Testaments finale on D+
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I hope they reveal the fact that this show was just as predatory as some of the pedos. This program caused a man to kill himself while they were filming. Whether he was guilty or not is out of the question. The humiliation tactics for television caused real harm.
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
My dogs seasonal allergies are starting to go away :') happy for him
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
(⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Fear is such a weak emotion. That's why I despise it.
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Midnight Mass tore my heart out and stomped on it. My favorite monologue ever.
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
don't worry my little American baby's, I'm coming to The White House to save you!
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Sorry, but the RE overall story is just too weird and goofy to adapt 1:1 in live-action. I trust Cregger's vision, and I have a feeling this will be a new favorite zombie movie for me.
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The way this nasty 🚬 was talking made me think the winner showed up in some elaborate leather drag queen outfit and makeup.. (would have been cool as hell) This is the outfit Honey Davenport was wearing..........
Honey Davenport International Mr. Leather
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yezzurp @yezzurp.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
At this point America is like North Korea levels of embarassing for humanity 🫪
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 26/05/2026
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