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Dudley of Yesterzine

@yesterzine.bsky.social
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Yesterzine / Big Red Arrow Club / Doomed Colonist Ruining magazines forever for fun and profit. tiny.cc/yesterzine

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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 1h
And here's a lovely youtube link. 14 new games in the old style but should you play any of them. (Yes, at least 1 of mine...) www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GVf...
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IFComp 2026 Roundup
YouTube video by The Retro Adventurers
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 2h
Expect an (audio) YouTube imminently. If you enjoy the annual look at new master system games this will be right up your parser.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 2h
I’m not sure I want to be awake at either half five.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 11h
I’m a little scared, Do you have any of the rivers and lakes that I’m used to?
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 11h
They’ve got the internet on computers now?
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 11h
Although we say that, they’re now going to find themselves next to a huge trans dude and have no right of complaint. They will complain anyway of course.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 12h
I've had mine in a draw for years and it's been fine, then I somehow cut myself on it twice in a week. I now have a magnetic knife block on the wall.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 14h
I have just read what you are likely referring to and fucking hell.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 14h
* shudder *
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 14h
As CPC Attack would tell you. Repeatedly. Whether you wanted to know or not.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 15h
If it was good they would not have to trick you into using it. For legal reasons this is not about anything in particular.
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Amy N @amyfluidgoth.gamingfluid.co.uk · 23h
Oh no, I see something that doesn’t look right! I’d better text British… 😁
Train information board with message:
If you see something that doesn't look right, speak to staff or text BritishSeries of text messages:

oi m8
something dodgy appenin' on this train
send a bobby along
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Fundamentally, I don't understand why anyone trusts these things to do anything. If a person fucked up that much everyone would call him Bullshit Terry and you wouldn't leave him in charge of a deckchair.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 15h
92 -98, please don’t be someone I was a dick to, I was quite a dick.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 15h
If you own a sharp knife and haven’t accidentally cut yourself on it at some point is it even really yours?
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Had you completed Avenue first or did you just read the plot in Road Action magazine?
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’ll be over here wildly speculating.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I know it says 7+ John but those Lego City sets really aren’t this complicated. You’ll be ok.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Or so you think...
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
<3
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yep. Sugar ain’t free presumably. A kind reading is they’re trying to preempt a tax extension.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Epic threw the game store client away, vibe coded a replacement and issued a company wide edict no one is allowed to actually write code. Also I just had a pizza but that seems less relevant.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Here’s the thing, there are parts of YZ I think are genuinely good. There are bits I know aren’t really. But if you’ve ever seen a single one you will agree it is all absolutely “me”. And if it wasn’t why the hell would I want to do it?
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Shockingly this did not require a ledger update.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I have updated the ledger accordingly.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’ll always respect a ps2 game but there’s no doubt of the headline item here.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I am enjoying all the people saying they’d never play anything epic had code in. Like, for instance, several first party nintendo games.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I agree but point of order, there’s no sugar tax on anything but drinks.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I have played it and I do not think you should play it.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Asking someone better at games to do it.
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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"Hey is that arrow getting bigger?" - Harold Godwinson, 960 years ago today
That bit of the Bayeux Tapestry where Harold Godwinson gets hit right in the eye by an arrow, allegedly. It's hard to tell whether it's an arrow or a stitch and debate still rages as to how the guy actually died.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is also the most difficult bit of making Yesterzine. Next month somehow ended up as “Atari’s cool apostrophe”.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I replied but then blocked them, they promised “clarification” tomorrow. The only effective clarification would be provided by a delete key.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If this isn’t a blank page it might as well just be “We are an impotent irrelevancy as an organisation” in crayon next to your shit down announcement.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Unbeatable* * some restrictions apply
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I present Imhotep, my entry for the “sweetest little bastards” theory.
Cat. Black.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
After you get the platinum trophy for “Avenue”
A road sign for “More Avenue”
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Which is “fine” but it will delay any money Adrian gets from that video for six weeks and the false claimant will walk away with the money from all the channels not smart enough to complain. They do it because it works.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
There really isn’t . I’ve had three entirely different vultures try to claim my theme tune. A theme tune I licenced, directly from the man who wrote it. And like, completely officially through a company he set up to do exactly that. And yet…
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He simply didn’t vibe hard enough.
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GouldFish On Games @gouldfishongames.com · 13/10/2026
After a month off I'm back! well possibly you might wish I didn't as lets check out the Amiga games from Titus! and because of their reputation, I figured it could be interesting to see what the magazines of the time thought of the games. youtu.be/E85AlM3ZHKE
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Titus on Amiga, the games the magazine scores!
YouTube video by GouldFish On Games
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I don't see the fuss really, the Holodeck was always vibe coded and that never went wrong at all.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Occurs shortly after Batman Line Feed.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Mine is a combination of those and seagate nas ones and they seem to do ok.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I am prepared to drop Pitfighter from the list.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My proposal for an alternate podcast where I chose my favourite 267 Master System games was cruelly denied.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Barely touched her.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Rednex looking good these days.
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Dudley of Yesterzine @yesterzine.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is why Chelsea got Suggs to do blue is the colour. However bad the song is, it’s Suggs.
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