yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Any teacher who has spent 10+ years acknowledging student wrong answers would be great at cold reading. 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 08/11/2025I feel like there’s a version of Late Night with the Devil that comes out in 2007 starring Matthew Broderick 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 08/11/2025The CR wouldn’t be hung up in the senate if we abolished the senate… 0203
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 08/11/2025If you want to test a marriage disagree about a fever 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Man what do you even want from Schnoodle? 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 08/11/2025I think the only two women who talk in the novel are Victor’s mom and Elizabeth and well, it’s definitely about Victor. 080
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Hefting that box of one gross of frozen pretzels. 050
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Did we ever figure out what eyes without a face was all about? 010
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 08/11/2025I am quite curious how one might go about “checking into” this. 1150
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Bet it feels nice to be a lazing warthog and have a mob of meerkats scrambling over you, eating your parasites. 010
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Two year old is pretending her string cheese is earrings 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Sure I panicked and overreacted but does it say about what you did to allow me to? 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Doughnuts always make me hiccough. 050
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 07/11/2025It’s to catch the fillings of his bagel sandwich when slip out the back 010
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Sometimes you reminisce with your two month old about the cute way they used to say something when their brain was significantly less developed 6 months ago 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Lawn care renewal company called Fescue 911 010
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Same energy as the Sesame Street one 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Someone should write a science fiction story where the surveillance state backfires on those who create it 010
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 06/11/2025There’s only one place that sells the veggie burgers I like so when I go I buy like 6 boxes. 030
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 06/11/2025they’re like the seagulls from Finding Nemo but they’re just saying “Pretext?” “Pretext?” 070
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I got a haircut and after she brushed my hair the barber looked at my ears and said “Oh my I didn’t see all this hair” 010
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Nytimes: we see your mistak! you said bow but we said bow! 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 06/11/2025My 2 yo will watch three episodes of Bluey and somewhere in there she will say: “they are all dogs” or something like that 010
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Seems like some branded fried chicken might be in order 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 05/11/2025One pizza. we each get a slice. 010
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Virginians always saying why can’t the whole state be more like Greene or Madison! 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 05/11/2025It’s just nice that New York City found their Spanberger 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Haunted commute this morning as the grave markers of dead campaigns still pepper the roadside 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I can’t believe local stations at the gym are safe again. 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Spanberger should thank Dave Brat 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 05/11/2025The “we’re not that shit anymore” mandate 020
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 05/11/2025people don’t yet that Hashmi’s phd dissertation was on William Carlos Williams 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Watching Bluey. “What’s that called” “That’s a cricket bat. It’s a game they play.“ “and that’s a dog” “well yeah” 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Mark Herring pulling those write-ins? 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 05/11/2025My cats and dog recognize that my wife and I are larger and more powerful than them but they aren’t scared of us. The two year old absolutely terrifies them. Small, exciting, wild, invulnerable. 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 05/11/2025They tried to turn a reckless driving (non dui) ticket into a thing. 020
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 05/11/2025We’re at the stage where 90000 votes seems like a lot but really it’s almost nothing 000
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 05/11/2025We started TNRing feral Cats at the same time we were watching JS and they all have Jersey Shore names as a consequence 010
yellslikegoats.bsky.social @yellslikegoats.bsky.social · 05/11/2025What sources are you consulting? VPAP is your friend. 010
