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@yelix.bsky.social
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video game/tech reviewer @ Mashable | big sports guy | co-founder of the North Brooklyn chapter of the Welcome to Mooseport fan club

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 7h
banana ball is sports for people who think orlando is an exotic vacation destination. it’s baseball for people who go on cruises
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 7h
congrats to josh allen on winning an overtime game for the first time, in his 9th NFL season
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 8h
gamers of the night roll call
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 10h
thinking about Luc Mbah a Moute
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 10h
iirc Philly trading Jrue was at or near the beginning of “the process”
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 10h
it’s weird that jrue holiday was on the pelicans for 7 years
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 13h
my feed has been full of subtweets today but idk about who or what and i don’t really care so basically i’m just chilling
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 14h
Variety is reporting that RJ Mitte, who played Walt Jr. on Breaking Bad, has died. He was 34. No cause of death was immediately given. variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com
RJ Mitte, ‘Breaking Bad’ Star, Dies at 34
RJ Mitte, who starred in 'Breaking Bad' as Walter White Jr., has died. He was 34.
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 15h
the movie has made $20 at the box office but it’s all anyone on Twitter wants to talk about
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 15h
the target (and perhaps only) audience for Digger appears to be “really annoying leftist film twitter guys”
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16h
please just make Unreal Tournament 2005 instead of doing all this
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 18h
the big gotcha that broncos fans use is “he beat the bills in the playoffs!” as if that’s hard to do
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 18h
i have said since he was drafted that Bo Nix’s ceiling is “third best QB in his own division” and that is exactly the kind of guy you don’t want to give big money to
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 19h
Dan Quinn is the most inexplicably employed man in America today
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 20h
My money is on “you can’t do that normally in the game” by the way. NPCs don’t react to their nudity at all in those videos, it’s clearly a dev tool thing
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 20h
I have figured since the beginning that the GTA6 leaker is either literally or spiritually 14 years old and the latest batch of leaks, which mostly involve showing the protagonists naked, only supports my theory
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🚨From the hell of Gaza, 15-year-old Abood is begging you to help save him💔 Abood suffers from intellectual disability & sudden seizures, epilepsy & urgently needs his essential Keppra medication. His family is unable to afford his expensive medication. Please donate here👇 chuffed.org/project/1844...
Abood in a tent with the UNICEF logo on the fabric is holding a cardboard square with handwriting "I'm Abood from Gaza. Please donate me"Abood sitting on a rug in a tent is holding a dark pearl necklace.
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 20h
this new one will be a slick and shiny and completely competent 2 hour music video and that’s fine but it will be the second best Miami Vice movie no matter what
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 20h
i’m sorry for being a Michael Mann Guy but there’s no way Joe Kosinski can make anything as interesting as the digital ugliness of the 2006 movie
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 20h
you’ll be talking to someone and they’ll reveal a borderline psychosexual hatred of chapo and if you interrogate it the origin is usually “felix didn’t like one of my replies in 2015”
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 20h
people who like chapo trap house too much can be pretty off putting, but people who hate chapo trap house too much should be avoided at all costs. i say this as someone who does not listen to the show at all
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
gamers of the night roll call
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Matt Schroeder @mscrizzle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My dad has never seen the movie and bought this statue from a guy who does 3d printing
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He seems nice. I imagine he’s got some fun stories
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He has many insights
Paul
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I do think Paul the weed smoking alien from the movie Paul (2011) would be an interesting guy to hang out with
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
if i was a big justin herbert guy i would be sick
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the chargers are genuinely useless
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i try to lock in and focus on just one at a time
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i’m knee deep in like six other games and will be for a while but i am so excited to play the trails in the sky 2 remake whenever i can
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
sean payton set davis webb up to fail because he loves attention and wanted to be the big hero when he took over play calling. what he failed to account for is that the broncos offense just kinda sucks
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
astonishingly stupid stuff from Jayden Daniels there
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the titans love to score somewhere between 3 and 9 points in every game
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
he’s a genius, I hear
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ben johnson didn’t put case keenum in until the bears were down 31-7 lmao
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
it was a little exhausting to play on a deadline, even if they did sent it out like six weeks early
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bimpson has changed so many lives
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
there is no world where Tyson Bagent is better than Case Keenum
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i love sports because it’s the one context in which most agree that it’s ok to laugh at crying children
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
lmfao
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this is the worst game i’ve seen liam coen coach
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
they have been penalized like 30 times in the last two games and they’re struggling to get plays in on time. it makes me wonder if liam coen is actually a good coach or just a good designer of offense
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the jags are a mess
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
looks like complete in box copies of Afrika for PS3 go for like $300. damn
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
nothing activates my inner Reddit atheist like seeing all of this “lifelong Catholic vs. adult converts” discussion. like guys you’re tearing each other apart over fake stuff. it’s not real. the pope is just a guy with a hat
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Cåråbine à Citron 🍋 @carabinacitron.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026
Every day in Gaza is a fight to survive.Hammam is a volunteer nurse helping save the wounded on the brink of death while his family starves. his brother Abood has severe epilepsy & constant seizures without medication. they urgently need $200 for his medication & food chuffed.org/project/1844...
4 pictures :

1-Hammam in ICU
2-Hammam at the operating theatre 
3-Hammam is nursing a wounded
4-Picture of Abood
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is there a guy with a gun to your head making you watch TV shows or something
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I feel like it’s pretty easy to just not watch Mike Flanagan stuff if you all hate it that much
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
under center empty backfield and purposely making the ball go farther away from the end zone
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i really think the jags are a better team than the eagles but that 4th down play was astoundingly stupid
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