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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 10h

when you see your coworker arrive late and leave early #solidarity #antiwork

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William Skurk @yehawsnail.bsky.social · 11h

i dont think there’s any other gif that so perfectly describes how a good hug feels

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cuddles and pizza with my bro tomorrow

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GAME IDEA first person game where main character is barlo (sexually attracted to bees) and has to escape a honey factory, but there are paintings of bees everywhere and the longer you look at them the longer boner you get and you have to manage your boner length to solve puzzles

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traumatic, even for a swede 😢

when u want burger but burger expensive :(

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(there were, in fact, no more entries; even in notepad++) (their code was just wrong)

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Confused White Cat Meme Shrugs

Hey there’s something wrong with the output file you generated, the average is 3.6 for BXF15, but the in-file only has one sample for it and it’s 2.7 ”No there are more samples. You can’t use notepad to search entries, you need to use notepad++.”

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ALT: Confused White Cat Meme Shrugs

i guess we just wont have a government this time 🤷‍♂️ it was supposed to be basically a walkover victory for the left but then something happened and now we’re in the griddiest lock you’ve ever seen they truly did snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

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so our politicians lowkey cannot form a government…

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Game protagonist inner monologue: ”Hmm… a lever. I bet I could open that door if I push it.” Player: *pushes lever* Trapdoor under player’s feet: 👅

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You know what? It’s actually fun to create even if the result is kinda shit Like I look at some of my minis I’ve painted and think ”damn these colors looks ass”, but it’s still fun to just fill in the shapes

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gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape ooooooooooon meeeeeeeeeee (gape on me!) gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape meeeeeeeeeee ooooooooooon (gape on me!)

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The starcraft minis are heckin huge

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Who would win, an elite skirmisher of the Lumineth Realmlords or one small dog?

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like oh hello there my cutie cow 🐮 <3

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love nibbling on their nose ring while i kiss them

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”I tried out AI but noticed that it produced nothing of value and I’ll never use it again” ”SHE ADMITTED TO USING AI! BURN HER!” kill yourself

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They’re really banking on people being too lazy to look for a new job 🙃 Perhaps I’ll just quit and reapply for the same position? Cheat the system

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”We cannot afford to give you a salary that’s guaranteed to be higher than next year’s entry level salary.”

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have received like 20 emails this morning

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Harry Potter Dobby Dancing

salary talk with big boss today let's see if I can get a higher salary than an entry level position

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ALT: Harry Potter Dobby Dancing

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men will shave their head and then gaslight you into believing they’ve always loved wearing baseball caps

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dolled myself up all nice and pretty but got a message I need to work from home yehaw (and no, my mirror isn’t dirty, it’s just the radiation that shows up on camera)

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You know what? Maybe I should just go to sleep instead of mindlessly scrolling YouTube. It’s 21:39 and the bed is calling, and I’m picking up.

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And they have achievements for extra points like gurl

My gym has started gamifying going there regularly and you can level up and get like, free fruits and bars as rewards As a veteran mmo player I WILL fall for it

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btw when yall first started talking about slayyyter I thought you meant these fellas

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