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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Does this count as 2 coaster credits

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Someone should open a pub but they only serve alcohol to people who are low ink banned

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mothman @mothmansp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Whistling Carly Rae Jepsen’s new hit Patience Power Passion so the lesbian couple I walk past knows I’m chill even though I’m holding sports equipment

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Lanternfox @lanternfox.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I made a Discord server for the sole purpose of finding and/or joining pickup scrims, because I've never seen a place actually suited for finding them (they /are/ generally more of a last minute thing after all) discord.gg/9cr7HmCAT

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Thank you for being an ally

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

"I hate 52 gal" is actually a very problematic thing to say. "I hate 52 gal unless Yaris is playing it" is the correct version. Educate yourself.

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McDonald's WiFi 🍟 @mcdonaldswifi.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

What’s this? McDonald’s WiFi is looking for more members? Now’s a great opportunity to sell your sou- I mean.. get employed today! (Reposts appreciated!!!)

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I have a mutually codependent relationship with my splatellites

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Chronically Krill @chronicallykrill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Chronically Krill is live, come join us! discord.gg/cJeHZtE7QJ #compSplatoon #Splatoon

A poster for the Chronically Krill discord server. The background is a light green with polka dots. At the top right there is Krilliam, a cartoon krill with a bamboo cane. The text reads "Chronically Krill is Open! Chronically Krill is a Splatoon server for disabled and chronically ill players to find community, support, and resources: come join us if you're interested! What we offer. Events: game nights, watch parties, and more! LFG. Resources. Allies and anyone who would benefit from the community and resources are welcome!" At the bottom right there is a QR code with Krilliam at the centre, next to it the text reads "Join our discord!!"

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

SWS 26 graphics look insane holy shit

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Welcome to school trip season in British theme parks, where all joy leaves you

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

If you think about it pining for 8s is the splatoon equivalent of hitchhiking

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Maybe I'm not built for woodies but I found T2Z absolutely unbearable lmao. Airtime was crazy but I felt like I was being jackhammered every time I was not in the air

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

This is like a really shit version of the tv show the masked singer

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I am NOT used to not running the team account anymore this legit made me double take

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Spooky Radha @ismiseradha.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Splatoon Community Census 2026! Last year the form got over 1000 responses and gave some great insight into the community! This year's census will continue in its goal of encouraging dialogue and identifying issues within the scene It takes 10 minutes to complete! 🔗 forms.gle/xqYSpB7AanqJ...

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Chat I got full legal named 💔

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Not 100% what the future holds for me in comp atm it's a bit of a ? for me rn but I'll probably still be playing albeit more inconsistently so unfortunately I do have to report you will still find me around occasionally

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Hi to all 4 of you who care I should say that I will be leaving McDonald's WiFi. This is just because other commitments in my life at present mean I cannot keep up a commitment to a splatoon team. I've had a great time on the team and I wish them all the best for the future!

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

But I want to buy Mr beast's cryptocurrency 🥺

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

No "see you next season" at the end of na league maybe I'm pessimistic but I think it's done for I cannot see in any way how Nintendo can see it as a good investment given the viewership and player numbers this season got

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I solely judge gaming showcases on the metric of "cool but what about persona" so the Xbox showcase passed with flying colours

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

If I'm "too woke" then why am I so tired all the time checkmate liberals

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I had sgf on muted during a scrim and every time I looked in-between matches it looked little they were still showing the same game

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I love political science literature untill I have to read it for my course then it can fuck off

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Jokes of course looks peak as fuck

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

WE CAN NOW DOUBLE LOSE 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Me when I show up to meetings where people are expecting me to do loads of work before and I hit them with the humble "I fogor 💀"

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I love the LGBTQ+ community and months, I wish there was something that merged these concepts

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Nuh uh I actually changed my name to Yaris "the bangaranga' underscore spl

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

After careful consideration I decided that your anonymity was not worth protecting

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Names have been withdrawn to project my sources' anonymity

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Do we think my team fw my music taste

4. Yaris: Bangaranga by Dara
I don't know if Yaris genuinely listens to this song but I feel bad for her if she does. The first week is a 10/10 compared to this one honestly. It gives the vibe of a phonk song that a seventh grader would tell you is "peak" on Reddit and get like 3 medals for it. Genuinely dog shit work Yaris great job.
I don't have a positive thing to say about this submission honestly

Yaris: Bangaranga - DARA
im scared
this is not skrillex
oh god she has influencer voice 💀
WTF IS THAT DROP
sounds like hollywood movie in India type music 😭
wtf does im the bangaranga mean
this is such an anti climatic drop
i thought emma was overreacting but no
ok the like 3rd verse or whatever that was is alright
annoying dance hall i am sitting in the corner of the disco socially anxious and in an awful headspace about to cry type song
2/10

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

If 52 is so broken then why do I still manage to throw in X with it checkmate atheists

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Some of the* sorry I can't type

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Vod reviewing myself is so funny because why after a game am I like "I feel like I tried everything why am I still losing :(" and then I watch the game back 48 hours later and see some over the most generational throws ever done in the history of splatoon

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Best advice is probably play series until you unlock X. It's always best to play any form of solo Q with an improvement first mindset. Hyper focusing on a specific rank you want to achieve while playing is in general unhelpful because it causes you to tilt way easier.

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Broke : I want to play x to try and grind to an impressive looking peek Woke : I want to play x because I'm morbidly curious how low my x power will go

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

But I don't know what "core" or "fundamentals" mean. Please do not define them to me I also can't read

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Unfortunately I do have to report that playing X rank may actually make you better as a player :(

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

If Yaris has been your x rank teammate in the last 6 months you may be entitled to financial compensation

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Jade @echoesofarson.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

proudest moment of my academic career right here

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

NA comp vs EU comp discourse what are we even doing chat

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Gambling implies that there are people make money playing Splatoon

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

When the rest of your team has the alternative queer music taste but you have the MUNA Carly Rae Jepsen queer music taste

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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

They call me 007 0 goals achieved 0 coherent call outs said this scrim 7 banger bleets

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