Reposted by Yaris!mothman @mothmansp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Whistling Carly Rae Jepsen’s new hit Patience Power Passion so the lesbian couple I walk past knows I’m chill even though I’m holding sports equipment 082
Reposted by Yaris!Lanternfox @lanternfox.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I made a Discord server for the sole purpose of finding and/or joining pickup scrims, because I've never seen a place actually suited for finding them (they /are/ generally more of a last minute thing after all) discord.gg/9cr7HmCAT 175
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 04/08/2026"I hate 52 gal" is actually a very problematic thing to say. "I hate 52 gal unless Yaris is playing it" is the correct version. Educate yourself. 130
Reposted by Yaris!McDonald's WiFi 🍟 @mcdonaldswifi.bsky.social · 26/07/2026What’s this? McDonald’s WiFi is looking for more members? Now’s a great opportunity to sell your sou- I mean.. get employed today! (Reposts appreciated!!!) 366
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I have a mutually codependent relationship with my splatellites 010
Reposted by Yaris!Chronically Krill @chronicallykrill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Chronically Krill is live, come join us! discord.gg/cJeHZtE7QJ #compSplatoon #Splatoon 17845
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026If you think about it pining for 8s is the splatoon equivalent of hitchhiking 010
Reposted by Yaris!Radha @ismiseradha.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Splatoon Community Census 2026! Last year the form got over 1000 responses and gave some great insight into the community! This year's census will continue in its goal of encouraging dialogue and identifying issues within the scene It takes 10 minutes to complete! 🔗 forms.gle/xqYSpB7AanqJ... 9220133
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Hi to all 4 of you who care I should say that I will be leaving McDonald's WiFi. This is just because other commitments in my life at present mean I cannot keep up a commitment to a splatoon team. I've had a great time on the team and I wish them all the best for the future! 140
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 22/06/2026No "see you next season" at the end of na league maybe I'm pessimistic but I think it's done for I cannot see in any way how Nintendo can see it as a good investment given the viewership and player numbers this season got 000
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 06/06/2026If I'm "too woke" then why am I so tired all the time checkmate liberals 031
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 02/06/2026WE CAN NOW DOUBLE LOSE 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 130
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Me when I show up to meetings where people are expecting me to do loads of work before and I hit them with the humble "I fogor 💀" 011
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I love the LGBTQ+ community and months, I wish there was something that merged these concepts 020
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 30/05/2026If 52 is so broken then why do I still manage to throw in X with it checkmate atheists 011
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Vod reviewing myself is so funny because why after a game am I like "I feel like I tried everything why am I still losing :(" and then I watch the game back 48 hours later and see some over the most generational throws ever done in the history of splatoon 100
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Broke : I want to play x to try and grind to an impressive looking peek Woke : I want to play x because I'm morbidly curious how low my x power will go 000
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Unfortunately I do have to report that playing X rank may actually make you better as a player :( 200
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 20/05/2026If Yaris has been your x rank teammate in the last 6 months you may be entitled to financial compensation 020
Reposted by Yaris!Jade @echoesofarson.bsky.social · 19/05/2026proudest moment of my academic career right here 171
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 18/05/2026NA comp vs EU comp discourse what are we even doing chat 000
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 10/05/2026When the rest of your team has the alternative queer music taste but you have the MUNA Carly Rae Jepsen queer music taste 000
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Soooooooo may update we're 0/5 so far and for 2 of these I'm actively further away from achieving than at the start of the year 120
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Can someone please suggest me to +3 next season I want to be the first person to get a 0.00% voting score 031
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Wowwww so I'm not allowed to make plans with my friends anymore?????????? 020
Reposted by Yaris!shello @shelloposts.bsky.social · 02/05/202641 unprocessed cases. Reading that made my stomach drop. The SSC members should have NEVER been hacked and doxxed. Tournament organizers should have NEVER been treated this way. We’ve done so much harm to *our own community.* We can’t let something like this happen again. 2338
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 27/04/2026If you think about it bluesky is competitive splatoon LinkedIn 072
Reposted by Yaris!McDonald's WiFi 🍟 @mcdonaldswifi.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Hi everyone just fyi we have decided to part ways with King and he will no longer be playing with us. There are no hard feelings and we wish him all the best for the future. We will be continuing as a 4-piece for now 262
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 17/04/2026They should invent a comp splatoon team where you don't play splatoon together you like just hang out and stuff 052
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I love splatoon but sometimes it low-key makes me wanna bash my head into a double glazed window until it becomes single glazed 131
Reposted by Yaris!McDonald's WiFi 🍟 @mcdonaldswifi.bsky.social · 27/03/2026We're called McDonald's WiFi because we don't just cook, we cook and then serve 075
Reposted by Yaris!Splatoon Stronghold @splstrong.com · 24/03/2026Have you heard of the legendary team with internet so inconsistent, they made it their branding? We took some time with bsky.app/profile/mcdo... to talk about the SBA, friendships, their start in the Competitive Splatoon scene, and more! Check it out here! youtu.be/PorC9NhhxFU 0258
Reposted by Yaris!Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 23/03/2026Are you new to competitive splatoon? Are you looking to get caught up with its rich history and cumulative knowledge? Do you want to get fast-tracked to success? Well look no further than 100 Popcasts Simultaneously. With 100 Popcasts Simultaneously, you'll get caught up to speed in no time. 1822980
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I only have 2 modes when doing uni coursework: "I am a goddess of academia" "omg I am dog shit who the fuck let me write 🔥🔥🔥" 000
Reposted by Yaris!zach @starmanzch.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Splatoon community on Bluesky vs the Splatoon community on Twitter 08710
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I do not have to care about the UK Eurovision entry this year 000
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Apparently my coaster enthusiast side has permanently rotted my brain because why did I just almost describe my YouTube channel as SBNO 100
Reposted by Yaris!Ariikitty @ariikitty.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I will complain about living in the UK as much as the next Brit. But nothing in life hits as hard as chips from the local chippy 141
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 28/02/2026"Greggs WiFi" played in the splatoon tournament part of Play it Forwards today. It was an insanely fun tournament with some great sets and we had a very joyous and whimsical time! 242
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I really need to start making music again. I really HAVE to be the first transgender person ever to make boring music 350
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I think we should reveal LUTI divisions like televote points in Eurovision. We should go down every team alphabetically and reveal their div after a dramatic pause with a live feed of every team's disappointed reaction 120
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 17/02/2026My conclusion is that I should create a - server where all of the worst players in the scene all come together to reinforce each others bad habits and constantly lower the line 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 340
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Every time something like this happens I'm always struck by how much the casual and comp communities are basically 2 different worlds 121
Reposted by Yaris!Ammo Knights Café @ammoknights.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Our presentation is now available to watch! It gives a rundown of TCS' format, our new website (akt.ink), and two other resources. Smaller posts with info on each individual project will be posted shortly. youtu.be/wV9_HCqGhSc?...youtu.beAmmo Knights Presentation / TCS Overview 1.24.2026YouTube video by Ammo Knights 1146
Reposted by Yaris!Splat UK @splatuk.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Play it Forward. Playing for a cause! 🦑 Splatoon 3 Online Charity Tourney 📅 February 28th 2026 📝 Open to all UK & Ireland Players - Sign Up Now: www.start.gg/tournament/p... #Splatoon 01814
Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 17/01/2026LIVE FOR LOW INK 2025 WITH MCWIFI www.twitch.tv/yarisontwitc...twitch.tvTwitchTwitch is the world 011