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@yaris-spl.bsky.social
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No I'm not named after the car | Division 6 if you see numbers the wrong way round | yet to learn how to count past 52

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mothman @mothmansp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Whistling Carly Rae Jepsen’s new hit Patience Power Passion so the lesbian couple I walk past knows I’m chill even though I’m holding sports equipment
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Lanternfox @lanternfox.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I made a Discord server for the sole purpose of finding and/or joining pickup scrims, because I've never seen a place actually suited for finding them (they /are/ generally more of a last minute thing after all) discord.gg/9cr7HmCAT
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"I hate 52 gal" is actually a very problematic thing to say. "I hate 52 gal unless Yaris is playing it" is the correct version. Educate yourself.
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McDonald's WiFi 🍟 @mcdonaldswifi.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What’s this? McDonald’s WiFi is looking for more members? Now’s a great opportunity to sell your sou- I mean.. get employed today! (Reposts appreciated!!!)
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I have a mutually codependent relationship with my splatellites
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Chronically Krill @chronicallykrill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Chronically Krill is live, come join us! discord.gg/cJeHZtE7QJ #compSplatoon #Splatoon
A poster for the Chronically Krill discord server. The background is a light green with polka dots. At the top right there is Krilliam, a cartoon krill with a bamboo cane. The text reads "Chronically Krill is Open! Chronically Krill is a Splatoon server for disabled and chronically ill players to find community, support, and resources: come join us if you're interested! What we offer. Events: game nights, watch parties, and more! LFG. Resources. Allies and anyone who would benefit from the community and resources are welcome!" At the bottom right there is a QR code with Krilliam at the centre, next to it the text reads "Join our discord!!"
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
SWS 26 graphics look insane holy shit
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If you think about it pining for 8s is the splatoon equivalent of hitchhiking
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Radha @ismiseradha.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Splatoon Community Census 2026! Last year the form got over 1000 responses and gave some great insight into the community! This year's census will continue in its goal of encouraging dialogue and identifying issues within the scene It takes 10 minutes to complete! 🔗 forms.gle/xqYSpB7AanqJ...
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hi to all 4 of you who care I should say that I will be leaving McDonald's WiFi. This is just because other commitments in my life at present mean I cannot keep up a commitment to a splatoon team. I've had a great time on the team and I wish them all the best for the future!
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
No "see you next season" at the end of na league maybe I'm pessimistic but I think it's done for I cannot see in any way how Nintendo can see it as a good investment given the viewership and player numbers this season got
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
If I'm "too woke" then why am I so tired all the time checkmate liberals
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
WE CAN NOW DOUBLE LOSE 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Me when I show up to meetings where people are expecting me to do loads of work before and I hit them with the humble "I fogor 💀"
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I love the LGBTQ+ community and months, I wish there was something that merged these concepts
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Do we think my team fw my music taste
4. Yaris: Bangaranga by Dara
I don't know if Yaris genuinely listens to this song but I feel bad for her if she does. The first week is a 10/10 compared to this one honestly. It gives the vibe of a phonk song that a seventh grader would tell you is "peak" on Reddit and get like 3 medals for it. Genuinely dog shit work Yaris great job.
I don't have a positive thing to say about this submission honestly
Yaris: Bangaranga - DARA
im scared
this is not skrillex
oh god she has influencer voice 💀 
WTF IS THAT DROP
sounds like hollywood movie in India type music 😭 
wtf does im the bangaranga mean
this is such an anti climatic drop
i thought emma was overreacting but no
ok the like 3rd verse or whatever that was is alright
annoying dance hall i am sitting in the corner of the disco socially anxious and in an awful headspace about to cry type song
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
If 52 is so broken then why do I still manage to throw in X with it checkmate atheists
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Vod reviewing myself is so funny because why after a game am I like "I feel like I tried everything why am I still losing :(" and then I watch the game back 48 hours later and see some over the most generational throws ever done in the history of splatoon
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Broke : I want to play x to try and grind to an impressive looking peek Woke : I want to play x because I'm morbidly curious how low my x power will go
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Unfortunately I do have to report that playing X rank may actually make you better as a player :(
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
If Yaris has been your x rank teammate in the last 6 months you may be entitled to financial compensation
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Jade @echoesofarson.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
proudest moment of my academic career right here
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
NA comp vs EU comp discourse what are we even doing chat
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
When the rest of your team has the alternative queer music taste but you have the MUNA Carly Rae Jepsen queer music taste
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Soooooooo may update we're 0/5 so far and for 2 of these I'm actively further away from achieving than at the start of the year
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Can someone please suggest me to +3 next season I want to be the first person to get a 0.00% voting score
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
siray :
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Wowwww so I'm not allowed to make plans with my friends anymore??????????
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shello @shelloposts.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
41 unprocessed cases. Reading that made my stomach drop. The SSC members should have NEVER been hacked and doxxed. Tournament organizers should have NEVER been treated this way. We’ve done so much harm to *our own community.* We can’t let something like this happen again.
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
If you think about it bluesky is competitive splatoon LinkedIn
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The "great" ""retirement""
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McDonald's WiFi 🍟 @mcdonaldswifi.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Hi everyone just fyi we have decided to part ways with King and he will no longer be playing with us. There are no hard feelings and we wish him all the best for the future. We will be continuing as a 4-piece for now
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
They should invent a comp splatoon team where you don't play splatoon together you like just hang out and stuff
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I love splatoon but sometimes it low-key makes me wanna bash my head into a double glazed window until it becomes single glazed
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McDonald's WiFi 🍟 @mcdonaldswifi.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
We're called McDonald's WiFi because we don't just cook, we cook and then serve
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Splatoon Stronghold @splstrong.com · 24/03/2026
Have you heard of the legendary team with internet so inconsistent, they made it their branding? We took some time with bsky.app/profile/mcdo... to talk about the SBA, friendships, their start in the Competitive Splatoon scene, and more! Check it out here! youtu.be/PorC9NhhxFU
Promo for the interview with McDonalds Wifi. The image is surrounded by a orange wavy banner with a picture of Splatville's train station in the middle. The left side is a picture of a container of fries with a Wifi symbol crossed out. Text above this reads "McDonalds Wifi." The right side of the image is a quote stating "The enemy team started cheering us on!"
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Hammy (in the Wall) @ HOME :( @hitw.ink · 23/03/2026
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I only have 2 modes when doing uni coursework: "I am a goddess of academia" "omg I am dog shit who the fuck let me write 🔥🔥🔥"
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zach @starmanzch.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Splatoon community on Bluesky vs the Splatoon community on Twitter
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I do not have to care about the UK Eurovision entry this year
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Apparently my coaster enthusiast side has permanently rotted my brain because why did I just almost describe my YouTube channel as SBNO
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Ariikitty @ariikitty.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I will complain about living in the UK as much as the next Brit. But nothing in life hits as hard as chips from the local chippy
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
"Greggs WiFi" played in the splatoon tournament part of Play it Forwards today. It was an insanely fun tournament with some great sets and we had a very joyous and whimsical time!
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I really need to start making music again. I really HAVE to be the first transgender person ever to make boring music
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I think we should reveal LUTI divisions like televote points in Eurovision. We should go down every team alphabetically and reveal their div after a dramatic pause with a live feed of every team's disappointed reaction
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
My conclusion is that I should create a - server where all of the worst players in the scene all come together to reinforce each others bad habits and constantly lower the line 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Every time something like this happens I'm always struck by how much the casual and comp communities are basically 2 different worlds
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Ammo Knights Café @ammoknights.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Our presentation is now available to watch! It gives a rundown of TCS' format, our new website (akt.ink), and two other resources. Smaller posts with info on each individual project will be posted shortly. youtu.be/wV9_HCqGhSc?...
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Ammo Knights Presentation / TCS Overview 1.24.2026
YouTube video by Ammo Knights
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Splat UK @splatuk.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Play it Forward. Playing for a cause! 🦑 Splatoon 3 Online Charity Tourney 📅 February 28th 2026 📝 Open to all UK & Ireland Players - Sign Up Now: www.start.gg/tournament/p... #Splatoon
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Yaris! @yaris-spl.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
LIVE FOR LOW INK 2025 WITH MCWIFI www.twitch.tv/yarisontwitc...
twitch.tv
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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