yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026have to put together funds for a cremation, the individual package with mementos comes out to $273. please help if you can paypal.me/yardgnome737paypal.mePay Jonathon Shelton using PayPal.MeGo to paypal.me/yardgnome737 and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries. 111
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026my baby girl clementine just passed away unexpectedly. we rushed her to the vet but there was nothing they could do. I'm fucking shattered 421
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I was falling asleep on the couch last night towards the end of Dynamite but when those first notes of ride of the valkyries came on I sat up like I was hit by lightning 000
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026yeah that's my biggest pain point with the combat, it's a bummer trying to combo between 2+ aerial enemies and hitting the arbitrary "time to gently float down to the ground now" timer, especially when the game throws them over bottomless pits 010
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026turns out! control.fandom.com/wiki/The_Osc...control.fandom.comThe OscillatorThe Oscillator is an Altered Item that the Federal Bureau of Control obtained in Korea on July 28, 1954 during the agency's earliest years of operation and now contained in the Oldest House's Panoptic... 110
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026god control resonant is so fucking good, no one does it like Remedy. every time I think I've got a grasp on the scope of this game it pulls something new out that leaves me stunned 130
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026seeing my partner off to work this morning at 7:15 AM and upon opening the door there's just a standing fan on my front steps?? it has dew on it like it's been out there for a while. it seemingly works fine? who put this there and what am I supposed to do with it? 120
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 22/09/2026someone has been listing my email as theirs for over 10 years now and I have to wonder if its ever occurred to them that they haven't gotten a single one of these emails that entire time. some of them are very important, even person to person correspondences! it's never come up in their life??? 000
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 22/09/2026have to assume this just means expansions but not seasons right? because the game would be a whole fucking terabyte at that point. if that's the case it's still awesome to have all that back but sooooo much happened storywise in the seasons that it'll only help so much without that context 000
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026holy shit someone in the wardogs discord just bought me a copy of the game, There Is Boundless Kindness And Love To Be Found In The World If You Simply Open Your Heart 001
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026(kicking and screaming as they drag me away) nooooo don't make me go back to arma 3 koth please nooooo!!!! 000
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026man I miss wardogs. i'm in this weird place where I've been in the playtests for months and have already put 100+ hours into the game. I was playing daily for the past few weeks but now that the game is actually *out* I can't afford it and the playtests are over so I can't play anymore lol 100
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 10/09/2026someone reached out, deleted the original post and leaving this for posterity 000
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 10/09/2026we had planned to the penny and were gonna be good until this came up so unfortunately we can't really switch to something else, at least with anything we have on hand 200
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 07/09/2026ah man, let me be clear up front, I'm glad to have ANY monitor after my problems this week but this thing is ASS for gaming lol, played a round of wardogs earlier and the response time/ghosting is a nightmare, this is definitely an office monitor 011
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026mentioned my monitor situation to my bandmate at our show tonight and they just started grinning from ear to ear before digging through the trunk of their car and producing a monitor they stole from their job and letting me have it lmao, There Is Still Good And Kindness In The World 000
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 05/09/2026lmao fresh line of dead pixels across my primary monitor this morning, how are both of my monitors going to shit out in the same week I ABSOLUTELY cannot afford this lol lol lmao lol hahahahaaaaaa lol 110
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I have rewatched the ospreay and omega entrances from all in probably a dozen times now, there's nothing in the world like professional wrestling man holy shit 000
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 31/08/2026funny enough i'm in a similar situation with my primary monitor as well lol, it's a cheaper monitor I've had for like 6 years now and the panel is clearly dying with backlight bleed issues slowly getting worse but, like.... it still *works* right now so I can't really justify a new one yet 000
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 31/08/2026its an aaaaaancient 1600x900 hp monitor I got from a pawn shop close to 10 years ago at this point so it's hard to be mad at it, it outlasted two main monitors at this point but that's still a bummer, gonna make work way harder until I can replace it 100
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 31/08/2026aw maaaan I think my second monitor is on the way out, I've needed to power cycle it to get it to come on after sleep mode a few times now and when it does come on it takes a solid 15-20 seconds for the backlight to warm up, RIP ;_; 100
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 23/08/2026glad to hear it! i've been testing the game for a few months now and have been pleasantly surprised with it's stability/performance until now, i'm bummed to see people running into issues because of microsoft's ai coded OS bullshit lol 010
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 23/08/2026fwiw a lot of crashing issues are being caused by a really bad recent windows security update (kb5121003), I uninstalled that after having my pc hard crash while trying to play and haven't had an issue since. i'm having a blast with it! 230
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 20/08/2026my desire for valheim only grows the closer and closer we get to 1.0 next month, i'm so excited 011
Reposted by yardgnomeyardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 24/07/2026update: so far we've received $50, which is super helpful <3 whatever we're able to get will be for the next week roughly (paid biweekly on thursdays), so everything helps close that gap 002
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 24/07/2026update: so far we've received $50, which is super helpful <3 whatever we're able to get will be for the next week roughly (paid biweekly on thursdays), so everything helps close that gap 002
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 23/07/2026hey gang, we could use some help with groceries/household goods. partner's new job has been going well and we're in the process of catching up bills but because of that we're unfortunately broke. anything towards some meals and cat food + litter would be greatly appreciated paypal.me/yardgnome737paypal.mePay Jonathon Shelton using PayPal.MeGo to paypal.me/yardgnome737 and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries. 002
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 09/07/2026HILARIOUS FUCKING UPDATE TO THIS, so apparently instead of just holding the mail until they could deliver it or until I could come in and pick it up they just sent it all back. lmao that's so awesome, I desperately wish I had a job where I could just say "fuck it not my problem" 100
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 09/07/2026they're working on the sidewalk outside of my house so my mailman has just decided he doesn't have to deliver my mail anymore. got an important package i've been waiting on since monday and they aren't even bothering to update the tracking info with excuses lol 100
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 07/07/2026apparently tencent bought planetside and I am now taking the biggest hit of hopium for planetside 3 000
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 24/06/2026turns out this was clerical error, the payment issue was with another property that shares the same street number but on another street. holy shit that was stressful!!!! good luck to those folks 010
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 23/06/2026the payment amount doesn't even match any payments we've made in at least 6+ months after going through their payment history and our money order receipts, how old is this!!! what the FUCK is going ON 100
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 23/06/2026how the fuck is my landlord saying we had a rent payment bounce when we pay them in fucking MONEY ORDERS (at their demand!!!) 100
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 16/06/2026what does this mean for the combination pizza hut and taco bells of america 000
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 16/06/2026oooo neat! I just looked it up, that is a very cool building. very futuristic looking, even still today 010
yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 16/06/2026what is that building in the first pic? looks crazy, especially with all the wires going to it 100
