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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my baby girl clementine just passed away unexpectedly. we rushed her to the vet but there was nothing they could do. I'm fucking shattered
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was falling asleep on the couch last night towards the end of Dynamite but when those first notes of ride of the valkyries came on I sat up like I was hit by lightning
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
god control resonant is so fucking good, no one does it like Remedy. every time I think I've got a grasp on the scope of this game it pulls something new out that leaves me stunned
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
seeing my partner off to work this morning at 7:15 AM and upon opening the door there's just a standing fan on my front steps?? it has dew on it like it's been out there for a while. it seemingly works fine? who put this there and what am I supposed to do with it?
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
now we're fucking gaming
title screen for "control resonant", game name/logo in white on black background
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
someone has been listing my email as theirs for over 10 years now and I have to wonder if its ever occurred to them that they haven't gotten a single one of these emails that entire time. some of them are very important, even person to person correspondences! it's never come up in their life???
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
destiny 2 is dead, long live destiny 2
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
holy shit someone in the wardogs discord just bought me a copy of the game, There Is Boundless Kindness And Love To Be Found In The World If You Simply Open Your Heart
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
man I miss wardogs. i'm in this weird place where I've been in the playtests for months and have already put 100+ hours into the game. I was playing daily for the past few weeks but now that the game is actually *out* I can't afford it and the playtests are over so I can't play anymore lol
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
ah man, let me be clear up front, I'm glad to have ANY monitor after my problems this week but this thing is ASS for gaming lol, played a round of wardogs earlier and the response time/ghosting is a nightmare, this is definitely an office monitor
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
mentioned my monitor situation to my bandmate at our show tonight and they just started grinning from ear to ear before digging through the trunk of their car and producing a monitor they stole from their job and letting me have it lmao, There Is Still Good And Kindness In The World
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
lmao fresh line of dead pixels across my primary monitor this morning, how are both of my monitors going to shit out in the same week I ABSOLUTELY cannot afford this lol lol lmao lol hahahahaaaaaa lol
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have rewatched the ospreay and omega entrances from all in probably a dozen times now, there's nothing in the world like professional wrestling man holy shit
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
aw maaaan I think my second monitor is on the way out, I've needed to power cycle it to get it to come on after sleep mode a few times now and when it does come on it takes a solid 15-20 seconds for the backlight to warm up, RIP ;_;
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
my desire for valheim only grows the closer and closer we get to 1.0 next month, i'm so excited
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A picture of the Raccoon Police Department with the text "this game contains scenes"
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
eddie kingston redemption arc starts NOW
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
update: so far we've received $50, which is super helpful <3 whatever we're able to get will be for the next week roughly (paid biweekly on thursdays), so everything helps close that gap
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
update: so far we've received $50, which is super helpful <3 whatever we're able to get will be for the next week roughly (paid biweekly on thursdays), so everything helps close that gap
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
hey gang, we could use some help with groceries/household goods. partner's new job has been going well and we're in the process of catching up bills but because of that we're unfortunately broke. anything towards some meals and cat food + litter would be greatly appreciated paypal.me/yardgnome737
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
tony hawk. he's in enough video games it counts
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
they're working on the sidewalk outside of my house so my mailman has just decided he doesn't have to deliver my mail anymore. got an important package i've been waiting on since monday and they aren't even bothering to update the tracking info with excuses lol
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
apparently tencent bought planetside and I am now taking the biggest hit of hopium for planetside 3
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
summertime :)
photo of my thermostat reading 88 degrees in my apartment
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Ryan Bloom @blazehedgehog.bltn.net · 27/06/2026
Over halfway now.
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
how the fuck is my landlord saying we had a rent payment bounce when we pay them in fucking MONEY ORDERS (at their demand!!!)
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
what does this mean for the combination pizza hut and taco bells of america
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 8
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
one last repost: we are all good as of now, thank you everyone <3
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
update: we've gotten $50 since posting and earned $100 on doordash, putting us at $380/550. thank you to anyone who has read, shared and/or donated. we're on our way to getting this taken care of, any further assistance would be very welcomed and appreciated
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
hate to ask for help again so soon but landlord gave us through tomorrow to pay $550 or they start the eviction process. partner doesn't get her first check until friday, we've been doordashing this weekend to close the gap but as of now we have $230. any help is appreciated paypal.me/yardgnome737
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
update: we're at $250/350, thank you so much to everyone who's been able to help! we haven't lost service yet and if we can get this payment in before the cutoff we can avoid a further $50 fee so anything to close that gap would be very helpful
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
update: we're at $250/350, thank you so much to everyone who's been able to help! we haven't lost service yet and if we can get this payment in before the cutoff we can avoid a further $50 fee so anything to close that gap would be very helpful
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I have a really fucking terrible migraine today as well lmao, the horrors never end
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
car battery died yesterday evening and the cheapest option in stock was $180. between the cost of the battery, a missed night of doordash income and an already slow weekend our power is set to be cut off today and we're short $350. any help would be greatly appreciated. paypal.me/yardgnome737
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
fireworks going off at the new baseball stadium a few blocks away. third time this week. every time I hear one go off I find myself visualizing one of the extreme number of potholes on my city's streets, or my $300+ electric bill, and just smile :)
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
if you default to saying "skill issue" when anyone talks about a game like it's a 2012 gamefaqs discussion about dark souls then you should be forced to only play destiny 2 pvp for the rest of your life (no real connection d2 pvp is just bad)
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
man fuck fender. they've made most of my "dream" gear over the years but at this rate I'll never buy another fender product of any kind. www.guitarworld.com/gear/electri...
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“The company disagrees with Fender’s assessment”: PRS has been hit by a cease-and-desist from Fender – bringing John Mayer’s Silver Sky into the center of the S-style legal dispute
This has now become the highest-profile case of the entire dispute, and could well be one of the most hotly contested
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
voices38 please, I need you voices38, you have to crack 007 first light, please voices38
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a man in a red shirt is sitting in a car with his eyes closed and a hat on .
ALT: a man in a red shirt is sitting in a car with his eyes closed and a hat on .
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
post on local fb group about someone trying to "donate" a waterbed. I don't think you're donating anything, I think you're just trying to find someone else to throw out your waterbed
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
aaaaaaw man that was such a good segment, signing mick foley was such a good get
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
we bring the BOOM
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
oh shit lego batman has denuvo but still got cracked day 1, that's crazy
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
hard to imagine they don't take some kind of stab at a destiny 3 but going from "announced expansions and a delayed roadmap" to "end of life in two weeks" for d2 really doesn't feel like it speaks well for the future of the franchise
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
its finally ogre
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
hell yes mick foley in AEW rules, I hope he's around for more than a one off appearance
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
he's been going for 10 straight minutes
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
stumbled across an AI generated "dark-pop synth" """cover""" of I Just Wasn't Made For These Times from the beach boys and I think that I have the moral prerogative to put the person who made this into a meat grinder
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yardgnome @yardgnome.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
aaaaaah fuck I wanna play forza horizon 6
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