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Yarden Apple

@yardengnome.bsky.social
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they/she 21 big fan of bugs yarden from bbg pfp by my big bro @terrin-kelly.bsky.social 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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Yarden Apple @yardengnome.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
okay what is my youtube algorithm doing
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Yarden Apple @yardengnome.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
yarded so proudif theor penits garchomp
discord screenshot of someone posting an image of me in a discord vc where I'm holding a partially assembled Garchomp model kit, with the poster commenting on the image: "yarded so proudif theor penits garchomp"
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
extremely important PSA
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Yarden Apple @yardengnome.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
trans girls: please help i want to output the video and audio from one computer into another as a source in obs. in windows 10 I’m desperate
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Confidence Woman @clowndepot.mariogolf.info · 21/01/2025
smoked weed and im happier now
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!!!Beaslebub!!! @beasle-bub.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
my bestie @yardengnome.bsky.social made this silly guy so i made him freaking scary #art #procreate
a doodle page made by my buddy Apple of a character named Bloink. Bloink is a silly guy with a big head with frilly furry cheeks attached by a long slinky to a small round body. he's got two little feet also attached by slinkies.a drawing i made of Bloink as a big scary monster in a supermarket. he's opened a fridge of meat, gotten everywhere, and he has bloody meat all over his mouth. his slinky body is draped over the store's light fixture.
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Yarden Apple @yardengnome.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
we need to bring back pigeons
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Yarden Apple @yardengnome.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
is there an app where I can just put a bunch of pokemon into a list and get a cute graphic with all their sprites together my mind craves it
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Yarden Apple @yardengnome.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
put that on your pipe and jork it
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Yarden Apple @yardengnome.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
good morning its me shadow the hedgehog on estrogen. did you know its illegal to make someone wakeup before noon if theyre really eepy sleepy and wanna stay in bed real bad? yeah….
photo of me looking tired and dishevelled. my hair is in fact shadow the hedgehog ass hair.
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Vi “The Bitch™” Viana 🇧🇷🇵🇸 @xvixvianax.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
new favorite dm just dropped
grindr message: “another tt cisphobe. so unique and edgy.”
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Cariad Heather @cariad.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Is this coin real? It shows some old dude instead of the lady. Did she transition?
Back of a $2 coin
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🦖 Dino Kia 🦖 🏳️‍🌈 Chaotic Whovian of Arrakis @yutytyrant.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The best dinosaur!
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Cariad Heather @cariad.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Now for the final part. The part I had been dying to post about.
There's a good chance | would have not compromised my floor joists knowing what | know now. But the damage has been done and the cost to fix it is essentially the same as it is to continue with my original plan. I may not use my tub much, but | also don't remodel things as a bachelor. My closet was designed with a woman in mind despite not being married. Likewise, my bathroom is designed with a woman in mind. It will have a powder room that will be completely useless to me, but is the kind of thing a woman would look at and say, OMG I want this. In the same vein, if a woman sees a nice inviting looking bathtub they are going to swoon. And since woman play an unfair role in the home-buying process, a woman who falls in love with my bathroom is going to help me sell my home (someday). You may not like the design, but I assure the finished product will exceed your expectations.
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Yarden Apple @yardengnome.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
is there room in the lesbian community for butch trans girls who drink soy milk directly out the carton
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Yarden Apple @yardengnome.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
if a doctor who specialized in cancer treatment worked outside their usual hours and was ur dads brother would they be an On-Call Uncle Oncologist
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Yarden Apple @yardengnome.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I wanna go to new york but I know I’m gonna be heartbroken when nobody sounds like team rocket meowth.
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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Yarden Apple @yardengnome.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
woke up and tummy hurt. how tf am I expected to seize the day like this????? im going back to sleep
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TJ "Henry" yosh @tj99er.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
What if Waluigi didn't even care all that much about pinball all that that much. Like everyone just keeps assigning him pinball related stuff and he's just like "oh okay, yeah, sure, okay"
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Ramona @smeelay.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Why did we start quote dunking transphobes again, I thought we weren’t gonna do that here 😞 I don’t want them on my timeline, just block and ignore them instead of spreading it😭
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Yarden Apple @yardengnome.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
anyone know what breed my dog is? I’ve had him for a few years and he’s still getting bigger? Is this normal?
me next to my dog. he’s taller than me, bipedal, striped, has tiny little hands, and is covered in fluff everywhere but his face and hands and feet. also a very large tail.
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Yarden Apple @yardengnome.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
How is it the year of our lord 2024 and we’re still using automatic toilets.
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Yarden Apple @yardengnome.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
bro I should not be allowed to be high
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dollip💙 doll VTuber @dollip.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Arcane character: kills someone and steals their money Arcane soundtrack: “sometimes i kill people and steal their money. how did it come to this? killing people (killing people) and stealing their money”
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Yarden Apple @yardengnome.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
I AM IMMUNE TO ADVERTISING. Whenever I get an ad I turn the volume OFF and LOOK AWAY. Marketers HATE me. I have a HENCHMAN who closes the ads FOR ME and RESUMES PLAYING of whatever video I’m watching. I pay him BELOW MINIMUM WAGE, but it’s legal because its technically a VOLUNTEER POSITION. AHAHAHAH
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Confidence Woman @clowndepot.mariogolf.info · 05/11/2024
my impression of Strong Bad if he didn't know anything about the LGBT but was still a chaser
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