Toni @yaboiiitoni.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My fiancée watched me squeeze toothpaste on my toothbrush tonight and she says I squeeze the tube like a barbarian. I’d post a pic of it but she “fixed” the tube. 000
Reposted by ToniKumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026AI will never be able to make art. Thanks. 1085647806
Reposted by ToniForceCenter @forcecenterpod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Our latest! Go beyond the Star Wars headlines with @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social & @kennapzok.bsky.social What are the good and bad of the reports attaching Jon Watts to a possible Episode X? Join us for an in-depth conversation designed to upset the algorithm! --> youtu.be/bxPKGjWqRwEyoutu.beThe GOOD and BAD of Jon Watts directing Star Wars Episode XYouTube video by ForceCenter 0111
Reposted by ToniAlden Diaz @thataldendiaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fuck ICE. Abolish ICE. Prosecute every single person involved with ICE. 0112
Reposted by ToniAlden Diaz @thataldendiaz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not for nothing but it’s also horrible to decide that writing essays is an acceptable punishment for rapists. All seven of those heinous ghouls need to pay, severely, and so do the enablers & fixers, top to bottom. Shrugging off crimes of this nature SHOULD make you a pariah. You should lose it all. 082
Toni @yaboiiitoni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Is a crisp Coke Zero about 35 minutes after toothpaste in your mouth as diabolical as I think it is? 010
Toni @yaboiiitoni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s crazy how often someone says something that they think it’s funny right before I clear my throat really loudly so now they think I’m laughing at what they said. Then they look at my face and it couldn’t be straighter. 000
Reposted by ToniAlden Diaz @thataldendiaz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If you haven’t quit Twitter, quit Twitter. If you have quit Twitter, and you know people who haven’t, shame them into quitting Twitter. “But but my engagement—“ Nobody gives a fuck. We do not care. Be serious. 1134
Toni @yaboiiitoni.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It feels like 2012 when it was reported that Kathleen declined to use George’s VII, VIII, and IX scripts and everyone said “Good. They were probably bad.” Then Iger reiterated that statement in his book in 2019 and some people said “How dare they!” Or… “George felt betrayed.” -some guy in Seattle 010
Toni @yaboiiitoni.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I thought @thataldendiaz.bsky.social and @darkjedi2552.bsky.social would appreciate this. 031
Reposted by ToniEmpire Magazine @empiremagazine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Spider-Man: Brand New Day has thwipped past Star Wars: The Force Awakens to become the highest grossing movie in US box office history. Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies... 3215
Toni @yaboiiitoni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Dream shoe? Regular hi-top Chuck Taylors with tongue straps to keep it from sliding to the side (like the discontinued Chuck Taylor IIs) and an insole that feels like I’m wearing Crocs. 000
Toni @yaboiiitoni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I shouldn’t have said anything. The past 5 minutes have been pictures of people’s abominations on a plate every other post. 000
Toni @yaboiiitoni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’m gonna have a whole day to myself toward the end of October. That is the day I will binge watch Lanterns. I can’t wait. Too busy to be able to catch it as it releases every Sunday. 000
Toni @yaboiiitoni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Maybe it’s just because I turn 30 in 3 months or because I was trying to enjoy soda while staying within my calorie goal. But I’ve done a complete 180 on my Coke Zero opinion. Delicious. My bad, fr. 000
Reposted by ToniJosephScrimshaw @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Candy bars that tell you they’re “sharing size” need to mind their own fucking business. You’re a Twix bar, not my moral compass 1617
Toni @yaboiiitoni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The only sharing you should do with a “shareable” Twix bar is share a photo of it on social media. 110
Toni @yaboiiitoni.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It’s 2026 and there are still people pouring their soda into their cup/glass DIRECTLY onto the ice. 000
Toni @yaboiiitoni.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Eating cheese is performative. Y’all do not enjoy that shit. 000
Toni @yaboiiitoni.bsky.social · 05/09/2026One thing old Twitter will seem to always have over Bluesky: On old Twitter, people posted photos of some amazing looking food that they made. On Bluesky, people make the most disgusting, horrid bullshit. Then they call it “food” and hype it up. 000
Toni @yaboiiitoni.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If you’re creaming yourself with excitement for the H*rry P*tter series, you’re a fucking loser. Stop supporting that anti-trans clown and find another franchise to devote your love to. I just hope the kids’ lives and careers aren’t ruined by this series. 000
Toni @yaboiiitoni.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Tried a Harry’s Plus razor today. Not really satisfied with the against the grain passes but I will give it another shot when I shave again on Tuesday. Did some cleanup afterwards with my Gillette Fusion5. But I was already taking too long so I still feel a little stubble under the chin. 000
Toni @yaboiiitoni.bsky.social · 26/08/2026When James Earl Jones died, I started to feel exactly this. When Alan Rickman and Carrie Fisher died, it was shocking for about a week each. But James’ passing was where I was really like “we’re gonna start losing more legends”. It really does suck. 010
Reposted by ToniAlden Diaz @thataldendiaz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I know eras have to end, but it really does feel like we’re experiencing some “fading of the elves” shit lately. Magic and artistry leaving the world. Icons gone, one by one. And I try to shake the feeling by reminding myself that it is, of course, just how time works. But it’s still awful. 1101
Toni @yaboiiitoni.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Either way, it does feel nice to have a pretty smooth face. 000
Toni @yaboiiitoni.bsky.social · 23/08/2026It sucks to get into shaving after watching shaving Reels and then realizing that some of the equipment you bought is bottom of the barrel. 000
Toni @yaboiiitoni.bsky.social · 18/08/2026So you wanted them to announce ANOTHER project that’s just gonna get canned? C’mon, Alden. 010
Reposted by ToniAlden Diaz @thataldendiaz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026“Hell answers to me.” 🔥🔥🔥🔥😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨 Sorry, everyone. I never doubted Downey for a second and I already feel vindicated. (Check your cynicism at the door before replying.) 1237
Reposted by ToniAlden Diaz @thataldendiaz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Incredible. Fucking incredible. The operatic fantasy of it all. 😭😭 God I love it. I can’t wait to see more of Ahsoka & Sabine. Can’t wait for more Baylan. I love everything we’re doing with Anakin. Ezra & Zeb reunited at last! So much to chew on here. It *looks* great too. youtu.be/Fdar7gTQnog?...youtu.beStar Wars: Ahsoka Season 2 | Teaser Trailer | Streaming January 20 on Disney+YouTube video by Star Wars 54010
Toni @yaboiiitoni.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I agree it would be awesome and symbolic to have him in the white. But then I stop thinking about it and go back to thinking “YAY MORE HAYDEN!” 010
Reposted by ToniAlden Diaz @thataldendiaz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026That Starfighter teaser looks sooooo awesome. I’m hyped. So excited for a new era on screen. 2293
Reposted by ToniNBA @nba.com · 13/08/2026Russell Westbrook's retirement had his peers across the NBA showing him love 👏❤️ Congrats on a remarkable 18-year career, Russ! 418025
Reposted by ToniNBA @nba.com · 12/08/2026Congrats on a remarkable 18-year NBA career, Russ! 👏 2016-17 Kia NBA MVP 9x NBA All-Star 9x All-NBA 2x NBA scoring champion 5th all-time in assists All-time leader in triple-doubles NBA 75th Anniversary Team member 1136878
Reposted by ToniAlden Diaz @thataldendiaz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Personally, I don’t really want to see Obi leave Tatooine for a second adventure, but I absolutely want a second season. 😭 I want a heady, spiritual, vision quest type season. I want a “sitting and chatting with Beru” type season. I don’t even care if it’s 3 or 4 episodes. Or a TV movie/special. 3183
Reposted by ToniDiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 09/08/2026‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ is tracking to earn over $2.5 BILLION in its box office run. It will likely become the 3rd highest grossing movie of all time. 27823126
Reposted by ToniDiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 01/08/2026‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ officially had the biggest domestic opening day OF ALL TIME with $168M. 26984153
Toni @yaboiiitoni.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I'm a little less than 26 hours away from plopping down in a recliner seat to, once again, be swept up in Tom's portrayal of this character. (The showing is at 10:10 p.m. but we all know how previews are so I'm probably over 26 hours away). 020
Reposted by ToniJarod The Dark Jedi @darkjedi2552.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I know that I’m preaching to the choir here, but anyone publicly supporting or promoting baldy’s new fan film/money laundering scheme is gonna get clowned on, right? 172
Reposted by ToniDiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 27/07/2026Simu Liu says he would “walk through a mile of broken glass” to do a ‘SHANG-CHI’ sequel. “It means the world to me that so many fans responded so strongly to it and are still responding to it.” (Source: @joshuahorowitz.bsky.social) 802036168
Reposted by ToniNBA @nba.com · 27/07/2026LeBron James is officially back for a historic 24th NBA season! 👑 1414411
Reposted by ToniAlden Diaz @thataldendiaz.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Rotta the Hutt dominating merch reveals is the end result of us manifesting Ben Solo for so long. The universe heard “we want a wide, buff, morally complex legacy son,” and it DID technically deliver. 13511
Toni @yaboiiitoni.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I just woke up. Stop posting bangers so damn early. *He says on the West (best) Coast* 010
Toni @yaboiiitoni.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I'M GOING TO THE LUCAS MUSEUM OF NARRATIVE ART ON SEPTEMBER 28TH. 000
Reposted by ToniAlden Diaz @thataldendiaz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Nothing matters anymore. If you succeed, you still fail. 2246
