Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Dragging my feet on the carpet around her in hopes that accidental contact might make a spark. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 25/08/2026“What is this temperature?!” As he stood paralyzed trying to decide between wearing a flannel and a hoodie. 010
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 04/08/2026And when they came for the minorities, underprivileged, and marginalized, I developed internalized adversarial relationships with most of my neighbors who through their continuing displays of patriotism I see as complicity and or endorsement. 001
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Why is the slope between Bare Minimum and Most I Could Do so steep for me? 001
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I think of the photos I miss or that don’t come out well as exclusive content only I could see. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Trying to get into Widows Bay after finishing Big Door Prize: “Ready to go to the land that isn’t quite as whimsical as the last land we used to visit?” 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 23/06/2026When I’m walking the dog, I like to think I’m doing my part to keep the rest of the animal kingdom in its place. Here’s another reminder that we can dominate you too. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 12/06/2026What if you were really tall but you wanted to teach older children but you are restricted by the requirement that the teachers tower over the younger children. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I blame so much on my slow brain as I finally think of the things I should have done or said days, months, years later. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Ok, I’ve got it. I have thought of the worst thing I could say. As long as I don’t say that, then the conversation always could have gone worse. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 30/04/2026How can I be this damn comfortable and this damn miserable? I need some different self medication. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I got really out there and saw myself from the outside and thought “aw, look at him go!” 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I didn’t think a documentary about the author of Walden would be so long but I guess they wanted to be Thoreau. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 03/04/2026One A Day Vitamins could have the most efficient label if they wanted. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Fun thing about living with a community theater actress is when items from your house become props. “I know that beach towel!” 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I’m not saying I’m high, but I did just stumble because I had started to think about how I was walking. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Having morbid conversations with the cats, asking if they miss the dog or even know he’s gone. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Nothing is more sad than food dropped on the floor when you’ve just lost your dog. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Disappointed I didn’t first hear of Andrew Chafin singing with the Twins from Jimbo Jones @grantbrisbee.bsky.social 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 28/01/2026“Which do you think is better? Bruce Springsteen’s or Billy Braggs’ hastily recorded songs about the government siege of Minneapolis” Welcome to 2026 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Getting my hopes up on the weird things she’s said during our increasingly awkward interactions, maybe we’re mutually short circuiting each other’s brains. 001
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Just trying to find enough happy to cancel out the unhappy to find the fine. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 04/01/2026I wonder if god made dogs extra itchy so they’d need humans to give them skritches. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 03/01/2026“I love it when they bend over when their phones are in their pockets and the volume in the earphones gets blasted” Steve Jobs, from hell 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 28/12/2025I am so over this Modern Emotion Processing that the word “trigger” is triggering. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Of course we talked a lot when we first met, but I’m afraid that gave her the false impression that I’m a Talker. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 12/12/2025When they ask what strain I’m looking for I say “less sleepy, more fingers fing-ing”. 010
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Jealous of this guy for not being expected to think before acting. 010
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Just found an influencer that looks just like my crush. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m about to learn so much about watercolor painting. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 30/11/2025You’ve heard of a “People Person”? I’m a “Person Person” One at a time please 010
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Bluetooth technology has allowed me to host my perfect party, controlling the music while hiding from everyone in another room. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 24/11/2025I enjoy complaining so much that I’m probably happiest unhappy. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 18/11/2025I prefer to not eat the crust of the pizza, the pizza bone, nor the jacket of the baked potato, the potato bone. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 14/11/2025I wouldn’t miss being miserable but it’s almost worth it for the wonderful collection of coping mechanisms I’ve cultivated. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I wonder which is the more prevalent trope for daydreams, Revisionist History or Idealized Outcome? 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 13/11/202575% of my thoughts and any given time are magical. I’m an avid daydreamer. The other 25% are running the ship. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Candy is great for when you aren’t tasting something when you could be tasting something and your mouth is being understmiulated. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I got so excited about taking the dog for a walk that it gave away my altered state. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 01/11/2025She said “canoe” and I pictured a kayak like I’d clicked the wrong link when my brain searched for “small boat”. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Trying to remember to act inconsistent and weird when I’m sober, so it will be hard to detect when I’m not sober. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 21/10/2025When you pick up the kitty and feel skin instead of fur on your finger. “Whoops, sorry buddy, didn’t mean to touch your butt”. 010
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 18/10/2025I wish I knew more about the dog. Is he happy sniffing everything, or is he looking for clues that will unveil the secret to escaping the bondage of being a pet? 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Let’s try this again. I’m not saying I’m high, but flange has definitely been added to the effects chain. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Harvesting the beach for “usable” items is my favorite mini game in my little Star Dew Valley life. 000
Bryan @y95.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Sad that I didn’t get to say goodbye, glad I avoided the almost certain possibility that I would have it awkward. 000
