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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

The piss stain can't handle that a comedian does a better job than he does (than him? Dafuq? I don't know English anymore).

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I bet he loves BBC. Oh wait, you mean the other BBC.

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

So the #Aqara Dimmer Switch H2 cannot be set to 100% brightness in a #HomeAssistant scene. I tried, but it kept being dimmed. After some experimenting I found out it works when I set it to 99% and then save the scene.

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

So now he has two Stepford wives. That's why he likes the data centers. She probably fumbled the press conference, because of the bombed datacenter...

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Stepford wifes type of shit. That's why he needs the data centers...

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

You would think a civil war that big would be something kids are taught about in school. I was taught about it and slavery in school. And WWII and Communism. And yet, I didn't become a Nazi or a Communist. Probably because I was taught about it.

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

"A president that lets himself get fucked in the ass by Putin with a pineapple, like me!"

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Somebody should show a photo of a nipple during the stream. They're gonna lose their minds and run around panicking. After they take their dick out of a kid probably.

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Still relevant. The motherfucker still isn't dead, unfortunately. www.imdb.com/title/tt0734...

imdb.com

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I bet he would love to give them a fair shake. But they're probably too old for him.

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

What's it called when you want kids to get massacred or deported? I'd like to know what to call a certain president.

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

So they need an LLM to pretend for them? How much can you not use your brain before you drop fucking dead? It's like the joke of the blonde girl that dropped dead when someone took her headphones off. It played "breath in, breath out". But in real life.

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I tip my hat to you. I finish maybe 3 or 4 games a year (2 small ones and 2 big ones). Granted, I have a full-time job and kids. But even if I had all the time in the world I probably wouldn't get to 29. But that's probably because I like to 100% and Platinum games.

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Why the fuck would they be there? Are they that brainwashed?

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It takes that many piss stains to take down a tree. And they just do it because they are fucking cowards that just want to bully people.

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I fucking laughed out loud in the middle of the night because I saw Obama walk down the stairs 4 times.

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Oh no! He's a communist! He's trying to make you healthier!!! Nooooooo!!

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Trying to assault her in plain sight. He just doesn't give a fuck. And why would he, when everybody around him is ignoring it.

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I read this as: "96% of the pedophiles think Donald Trump is the best president ever".

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I stopped looking at her cook and eat, because it gives me the munchies...

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He could've said everybody should call his dick Little Willy now. Would've had the same impact. Would've been more accurate though.

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Off-topic: my kids are watching Bluey as I read this post.

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Don't be that harsh. He's just doing it so he becomes a superhero, so he can make some money with the pictures of Spider-Man to pay of ... His... Bills... Never mind, he lives in the U.S.

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It is implied. In this economic landscape, it is not profitable to give away jokes willy-nilly. Also also in this a.i. dystopia it is better to use your own imagination.

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Must... Resist... Urge... To... Make... A... Pumpkin... Spice... Flavoured... Condom... Joke... ... Too late...

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Please, do not insult bottom feeders.

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That aged like cat puke, pissed on by a rabid dog, sprinkled with some chunky milk and left in the sun for a couple of hours.

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

(2/2) But apparently it just has to say people have certain things on them or have illegal stuff in their vehicle and those people will get blown up by the U.S.

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

(1/2) In the 90's I wanted to write a story about a.i. that killed people by making it seem those people were spreading racist messages about certain groups of people, who then killed that person, because the a.i. didn't have a physical body.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 20/09/2026

Reminder: Trump regularly berates and personally insults women reporters. And I don’t remember seeing their news organizations collectively draw a line in the sand when their own journalists were being demeaned. So I guess we shouldn’t be shocked that we’re still waiting for a spine now. 🧵

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

They never said where the money was going. And 2 million to them is what I spend at a thrift shop to me...

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 10/09/2026

Every year Idiocracy gets a little less funny and a lot more accurate.

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

His next lie will be: "I rescued a hundred people from under the rubble".

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Yesterday I was in his bedroom pissing all over his head, but nobody saw me there. Nah, jus' kiddin', he's already a piss stain.

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Terry Cruz's character is smarter than the real thing. At least he does good and relies on smarter people.

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

No more #LG for me. Too bad I bought an LG in 2022, so won't replace it until it breaks. Did block any internet access though. youtu.be/6IFVTcM28KA?...

youtu.be

216,000,000 Spy TVs | The LG Smart TV Problem

YouTube video by Gamers Nexus

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Imagine almost dying and doing everything you can to becoming the biggest asshole in the world, make people hate your ass and being remembered as a stinking piss stain.

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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It still sickens me this bigot mocked a disabled reporter and millions of Americans said, “No big deal. That’s who I want as president.”

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Annette Marie @twistedrose64.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Oh yeah. And release the #EpsteinFiles

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I'm a fucking professional witch apparently...

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Xyphoid Process @xyphoidprocess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Oh, my! Playing the devil's music? Outrageous! Geez, they'd rather have her fondling little children. Or be married to a real man and treated like a fucking (adjective and/or expletive) slave.

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