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@xxix.io
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Dungeon master, joke teller, terrible gamer, idiot, mediocre programmer, possible half-centaur.

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29 @xxix.io · 09/10/2026
Not to toot my own horn or anything, but Evans Kate sure does like my comments on TikTok a lot…
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29 @xxix.io · 18/09/2026
Egg. #egg
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29 @xxix.io · 26/08/2026
I was pretty against AI in the beginning. But I am not 100% against it anymore. It has a purpose, just like any other tool. And while I still don't fully embrace it, I'm taking a measured approach to it and being careful how I use it. Nothing Skynet can use against me.
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29 @xxix.io · 27/06/2026
Almost just had a huge problem. Mowing the lawn, had a diverticulitis flare up and almost shit my pants. Went to come back inside to poop and the smart lock battery died. Luckily for me, it died while it was unlocked so I was able to get in and poop.
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29 @xxix.io · 18/05/2026
You ever think on the set of the original Star Trek, if anyone bloopered when talking to Scotty and called him “Squatty”?
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29 @xxix.io · 06/05/2026
Maybe Frank Grillo smells good
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29 @xxix.io · 24/04/2026
I'm still down for that 🤣
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29 @xxix.io · 10/04/2026
I used Claude to see what fruits help you sleep better and why. I think I'm doing it right.
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29 @xxix.io · 28/02/2026
Trump also said it in like 2011. "Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He's weak and he's ineffective. So the only way he figures that he's going to get re-elected, and as sure as you're sitting there, is to start a war with Iran."
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29 @xxix.io · 04/02/2026
ICE: Gun go brrrrr
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29 @xxix.io · 30/01/2026
RIP, Catherine. You were an absolute gem. www.tmz.com/2026/01/30/c...
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Catherine O'Hara Dead at 71
Catherine O'Hara -- famous for her work in "Schitt's Creek," "Home Alone," and "Best In Show" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned.
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29 @xxix.io · 17/01/2026
As someone that gets severe light sensitivity from migraines a lot, I am also curious about any recommendations.
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29 @xxix.io · 11/01/2026
It's almost like hiring anyone and everyone that couldn't make it in the military or actual law enforcement, then giving them 47 days of training and a gun was a bad choice. Weird.
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29 @xxix.io · 07/01/2026
This is a good commander. Just gotta fill your deck with walls and high toughness creatures, then watch your opponents cry when the ents march.
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29 @xxix.io · 29/12/2025
Watching “Village of the Damned (1995)” for this first time since shortly after it came out. I forgot @markhamillofficial.bsky.social was in it. He’s so young. Also, I swore this was based on a @stephenking.bsky.social novel. I was way off.
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29 @xxix.io · 26/12/2025
What are you even talking about?
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The Steady State @thesteadystate.org · 26/12/2025
If ICE can wrongly detain a U.S. citizen and move her before a judge intervenes, the message is clear: citizenship alone no longer guarantees protection. No one is off limits. #holdfast www.cnn.com/2025/12/23/u...
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ICE detains Maryland woman whose lawyer claims she’s a US citizen | CNN
Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales’ attorney says her client has a US birth certificate and other records proving citizenship. In a statement, Homeland Security claims the woman is an undocumented immigrant ...
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29 @xxix.io · 26/12/2025
I'll pretend to respect him for a few hundred million dollars...
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29 @xxix.io · 13/12/2025
It’s not about an enlightened future, it’s about control. The people against gender identity are only looking to control others. They continually use hate and fear to make up nonsense to control how others can live. It’s terrible.
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29 @xxix.io · 12/12/2025
I love how in TFS canon, Chi Chi is the scariest character.
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29 @xxix.io · 07/12/2025
Why can’t Taco Bell soft/crunchy tacos just be $2 or less? They still only cost the company like 13¢ so the markup is still good.
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29 @xxix.io · 06/12/2025
These gestapo were ordered to harass.
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29 @xxix.io · 06/12/2025
Lots of in-fighting in the shittin’ ass nazi party lately.
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29 @xxix.io · 01/12/2025
Best CyberMonday deal I’ve found yet was on Q-Tips…
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29 @xxix.io · 29/11/2025
I only have 1 Kobold Press book (so far), but damn if you guys don't make a beautiful product! I plan to get the rest soon. Thank YOU for the quality products.
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29 @xxix.io · 28/11/2025
ODST was a solid game
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29 @xxix.io · 24/11/2025
Reason number ∞ to not use Twitter
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29 @xxix.io · 10/11/2025
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social 3 years today and I still miss his voice. :( He was a gem and he is still missed.
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29 @xxix.io · 28/10/2025
He thinks he's owning the libs by taking what he thinks is an IQ test.
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29 @xxix.io · 25/10/2025
Wouldn’t it be tight if the next president didn’t sit there and call his political opponents names like a petulant child? The bar is set so low.
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29 @xxix.io · 24/10/2025
“I wonder if Twitter is still almost entirely nazis and their bullshit.” *reinstalls Twitter* “Goddamnit, it’s worse than before.” *uninstalls Twitter* Every. Goddamn. Time.
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29 @xxix.io · 24/10/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a red shirt with the letter al on the sleeve smiles
ALT: a man in a red shirt with the letter al on the sleeve smiles
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29 @xxix.io · 22/10/2025
Apparently, setting my name in my work Slack to “29 inch vampire cock” was “inappropriate” and “possible grounds for termination”. This company is a PRISON!
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29 @xxix.io · 10/10/2025
Uh oh, better send in the marines!!
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29 @xxix.io · 02/10/2025
They won’t. This administration is too afraid to go against Trump. They’ll know he’ll say mean things about them on Truth Social, so they stay quiet and complicit.
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29 @xxix.io · 27/09/2025
Grabbed some light reading from Vault of Midnight in Ann Arbor
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29 @xxix.io · 25/09/2025
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! ❤️
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29 @xxix.io · 25/09/2025
Whenever I hear Taliesin Jaffe do his Percy voice, I always melt. That entire group has so much damn talent. I’m so jealous. As a DM, I can only do a good cartoonishly Canadian voice, and a decent southern voice. Nothing fun for D&D, though (unless my town guards are all hicks or something).
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29 @xxix.io · 25/09/2025
“Brendan Carr Plans to Keep Directly Violating the First Amendment” there, fixed it
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29 @xxix.io · 25/09/2025
FX should sell the water bottle from the show. It would sell out.
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29 @xxix.io · 23/09/2025
Yall get raptured yet or what??
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29 @xxix.io · 21/09/2025
Oh, tight, new rapture dropping on Tuesday.
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29 @xxix.io · 18/09/2025
I think zombies might be my favorite monster. Default, they're a good bad guy. But you can add tons of fun/interesting abilities to them that make sense because necromancers experiment on them all the time. They can be really fun. #dnd
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I stand with PBS. I stand with NPR. I stand with Stephen Colbert. I stand with Jimmy Kimmel. I stand with the First Amendment. PERIOD.* *Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
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29 @xxix.io · 15/09/2025
This sounds like it immediately goes against the 1st amendment. This would be specifically the government retaliating against a citizen for using that right to free speech.
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notesnook.com @notesnook.com · 14/09/2025
The mongr.ph domain is being falsely flagged by some DNS providers as containing phishing/malware. This is caused by a few malicious actors posting phishing/malware links using the Monographs platform. Due to this free users will no longer be able to publish notes containing links, embeds…
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29 @xxix.io · 08/09/2025
It's exactly what a nazi would say. Fuck Elon.
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29 @xxix.io · 08/09/2025
I can't think of even 1 good reason to hide those names. However, I can think of 350,000 good reasons to share them.
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29 @xxix.io · 04/09/2025
For the side that likes to claim they’re all about the constitution and freedom, they sure do like stripping freedoms from citizens and ignoring the constitution…
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29 @xxix.io · 03/09/2025
Idk why anyone is even listening to that worm-addled doofus. He knows nothing about health and medicine. He’s a former heroin addict that had a brain worm and swam in a sewage-filled stream and claimed he could spot health issues in children on sight alone. Come on, people…
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