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@xxix.io
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Dungeon master, joke teller, terrible gamer, idiot, mediocre programmer, possible half-centaur.

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29 @xxix.io · 09/10/2026
Not to toot my own horn or anything, but Evans Kate sure does like my comments on TikTok a lot…
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29 @xxix.io · 18/09/2026
Egg. #egg
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29 @xxix.io · 27/06/2026
Almost just had a huge problem. Mowing the lawn, had a diverticulitis flare up and almost shit my pants. Went to come back inside to poop and the smart lock battery died. Luckily for me, it died while it was unlocked so I was able to get in and poop.
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29 @xxix.io · 18/05/2026
You ever think on the set of the original Star Trek, if anyone bloopered when talking to Scotty and called him “Squatty”?
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29 @xxix.io · 30/01/2026
RIP, Catherine. You were an absolute gem. www.tmz.com/2026/01/30/c...
tmz.com
Catherine O'Hara Dead at 71
Catherine O'Hara -- famous for her work in "Schitt's Creek," "Home Alone," and "Best In Show" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned.
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29 @xxix.io · 29/12/2025
Watching “Village of the Damned (1995)” for this first time since shortly after it came out. I forgot @markhamillofficial.bsky.social was in it. He’s so young. Also, I swore this was based on a @stephenking.bsky.social novel. I was way off.
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The Steady State @thesteadystate.org · 26/12/2025
If ICE can wrongly detain a U.S. citizen and move her before a judge intervenes, the message is clear: citizenship alone no longer guarantees protection. No one is off limits. #holdfast www.cnn.com/2025/12/23/u...
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ICE detains Maryland woman whose lawyer claims she’s a US citizen | CNN
Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales’ attorney says her client has a US birth certificate and other records proving citizenship. In a statement, Homeland Security claims the woman is an undocumented immigrant ...
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29 @xxix.io · 12/12/2025
I love how in TFS canon, Chi Chi is the scariest character.
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29 @xxix.io · 07/12/2025
Why can’t Taco Bell soft/crunchy tacos just be $2 or less? They still only cost the company like 13¢ so the markup is still good.
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29 @xxix.io · 01/12/2025
Best CyberMonday deal I’ve found yet was on Q-Tips…
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29 @xxix.io · 10/11/2025
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social 3 years today and I still miss his voice. :( He was a gem and he is still missed.
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29 @xxix.io · 25/10/2025
Wouldn’t it be tight if the next president didn’t sit there and call his political opponents names like a petulant child? The bar is set so low.
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29 @xxix.io · 24/10/2025
“I wonder if Twitter is still almost entirely nazis and their bullshit.” *reinstalls Twitter* “Goddamnit, it’s worse than before.” *uninstalls Twitter* Every. Goddamn. Time.
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29 @xxix.io · 22/10/2025
Apparently, setting my name in my work Slack to “29 inch vampire cock” was “inappropriate” and “possible grounds for termination”. This company is a PRISON!
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29 @xxix.io · 27/09/2025
Grabbed some light reading from Vault of Midnight in Ann Arbor
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29 @xxix.io · 25/09/2025
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! ❤️
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29 @xxix.io · 25/09/2025
Whenever I hear Taliesin Jaffe do his Percy voice, I always melt. That entire group has so much damn talent. I’m so jealous. As a DM, I can only do a good cartoonishly Canadian voice, and a decent southern voice. Nothing fun for D&D, though (unless my town guards are all hicks or something).
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29 @xxix.io · 25/09/2025
FX should sell the water bottle from the show. It would sell out.
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29 @xxix.io · 23/09/2025
Yall get raptured yet or what??
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29 @xxix.io · 21/09/2025
Oh, tight, new rapture dropping on Tuesday.
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29 @xxix.io · 18/09/2025
I think zombies might be my favorite monster. Default, they're a good bad guy. But you can add tons of fun/interesting abilities to them that make sense because necromancers experiment on them all the time. They can be really fun. #dnd
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I stand with PBS. I stand with NPR. I stand with Stephen Colbert. I stand with Jimmy Kimmel. I stand with the First Amendment. PERIOD.* *Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
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notesnook.com @notesnook.com · 14/09/2025
The mongr.ph domain is being falsely flagged by some DNS providers as containing phishing/malware. This is caused by a few malicious actors posting phishing/malware links using the Monographs platform. Due to this free users will no longer be able to publish notes containing links, embeds…
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29 @xxix.io · 22/08/2025
Why are people mad at Cracker Barrel for updating their logo? Actual question.
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29 @xxix.io · 09/08/2025
Shaking the rat again right now on Tiktok. @sunscorchedstudios.bsky.social You guys made a wonderfully weird and fun game. Time to get the last 2 achievements.
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29 @xxix.io · 08/08/2025
Who wants to shake some rats with me? #RATSHAKER
tiktok.com
MEATLIFTER (@meatlifter) is LIVE - TikTok LIVE
RATSHAKER | Watch MEATLIFTER (@meatlifter)'s LIVE on TikTok and interact with others in real time.
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29 @xxix.io · 06/08/2025
It's pretty hard to find a good picture of a dragonborn that is made up of all 5 chromatic colors...
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29 @xxix.io · 20/07/2025
I both like and dislike Dragon Ball Daima. The animation is good. The overall story is good (minus the GT knockoff making everyone kids). It’s the characters that I dislike. Majin Duu and Majin Kuu are pretty wack. That awful Ginyu ripoffs are dumb. And the main villain is just Garlic Jr again.
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29 @xxix.io · 19/07/2025
RATSHAKER RATSHAKER RATSHAKER RATSHAKER RATSHAKER
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29 @xxix.io · 16/07/2025
@matthewmercer.bsky.social Hey, did you happen to do some voices for Dragon Ball Daima? Like some random guards? They sounded a lot like you.
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Shawn Harris @shawnforcongress.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Can you hit repost? Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat. My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?
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29 @xxix.io · 03/07/2025
Dear TV manufacturers, Please stop including branded quick action buttons on remotes. Nobody likes them. Instead, maybe try mappable buttons. Or no extra buttons at all, just the necessary buttons.
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29 @xxix.io · 02/07/2025
I can't find a compatible/comparable version of a watch face that I liked from WearOS except on watchOS. Thanks, Tim Apple.
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29 @xxix.io · 27/05/2025
I got too high and goofed. My TikTok algo is all kraken knives and bowling ball repairs with a sprinkling of hotdogs.
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
No one gives someone a $400 million dollar jet for free without expecting anything in return. Be serious.
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29 @xxix.io · 08/05/2025
Nancy Mace sure is concerned about what’s going on in bathrooms. Sounds like predator behavior to me.
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29 @xxix.io · 04/05/2025
@evilgeniusgames.bsky.social Any ETA on Intergalactic Heroes? Or a Kickstarter for it? Looking forward to that core rulebook.
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29 @xxix.io · 03/05/2025
I love it when I get a message from a celeb on TikTok that’s clearly fake, so I report it. TikTok very quickly replies they found no issues and do nothing. Starting to think TikTok is behind it all.
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29 @xxix.io · 28/04/2025
Bringing back Columbus Day is the definitely what Americans are most worried about…
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29 @xxix.io · 18/04/2025
I love it
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29 @xxix.io · 04/04/2025
@sunscorchedstudios.bsky.social Do you happen to have the wonderful "ratshaker ratshaker ratshaker" chant anywhere as an mp3? Would be perfect as a notification sound.
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29 @xxix.io · 27/03/2025
@sunscorchedstudios.bsky.social This bad dad just arrived. This shirt is pretty sick. #RATSHAKERRATSHAKERRATSHAKER
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29 @xxix.io · 24/03/2025
Growing up, I always thought "xenophobia" was the fear of xenomorphs. This made a lot of sense to me, as they are pretty scary. In high school, I learned it meant something wildly different and was all about hate. This does not make sense to me.
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29 @xxix.io · 24/03/2025
What is your favorite monster archetype to roll with in early game campaigns? I love to throw in sneaky kobolds or weird/dumb goblins, then slowly ramp up to orcs/hobgoblins/gnolls. While it can be boring/old hat, it lets the flesh out their characters and see what they can do. 1/
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29 @xxix.io · 23/03/2025
Apparently MAGA doesn't like being called the n word (nazi)
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Oklahoma Republicans are moving to change the state’s Social Studies curriculum to suggest to kids that the 2020 election was rigged. They want to order teachers to tell students that the ballots are disputed and have “discrepancies.”
edweek.org
Oklahoma Draft Standards Ask Students to Find 2020 Election 'Discrepancies'
The standards intimate that the 2020 presidential election results might not be trustworthy.
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29 @xxix.io · 15/03/2025
Achievement unlocked: Ate at a Mexican restaurant while wearing a white hoodie and did NOT get any food or salsa on it! Woo!
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29 @xxix.io · 15/03/2025
A very sarcastic @katiemarovitch.bsky.social is peak @dropout.tv imho 🤌
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29 @xxix.io · 04/03/2025
If you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're" please just use "ur" It's fine, we're already judging you
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29 @xxix.io · 22/02/2025
Why are Facebook videos so absolutely awful? Every single one of them is a massive waste of time.
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