jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 2hit should be illegal to have to go to work if you miss your gf and just wanna hang out with her all day 010
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026guess i gotta pay the string man for guitar strings soon ugh 000
Reposted by jamonion person @junlper.beer · 29/09/2026openAIs next product is going to be a gun that shoots you in the head so your agent can live your life for you 451803186
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i have to be apart and contribute to this meeting first thing in the morning when i definitely don't make an attending meetings salary here 000
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026sometimes you hit the bong and it tastes like barbecue sauce i guess 020
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026drinking melon weed soju and it's telling me to touch my soldering iron while it's on 120
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026wwyd if i just broke into your house and marinated you with yogurt and spices 110
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026today was so bad i'm gonna sit in the shower like a scared and alone animal in the rainforest during a storm 000
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i don't wanna work i wanna be at home developing hardware for this circuit ive been working on 010
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i should be able to tell ppl they stink in a bad way for their own good and not face any consequences 000
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026someones BO was so bad that when they walked in this hallway my eyes started watering shit was like cutting onions 000
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026minces 20 cloves of garlic and then puts my fingers in ur mouth 010
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ever just drive thru a neighborhood with rly shitty streets and you can just feel your car's HP bar go -1 like poison damage 000
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i wish i had enough money to just do fuck all for like 20 years cause that's all the time we got left it seems anyway 010
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026seattle would be a better place if drivers would use their horns more 000
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i love working at the coworkers fucking me over and i have to do extra work to fix it without a raise or promotion factory <3 000
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026we should make cis men sit down to pee in public bathrooms all the time 010
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026doing my estradiol shot on my abusive de*d mom's bday that would probably call me a slur for transitioning kinda slaps ngl 000
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026destroyed a $200 guitar pedal i'm so good at life and living 000
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026wish i could yell "take a bus" at terrible drivers but our public transportation is so bad that it wouldn't feel right 000
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026idk wtf is going on but seattle is gonna make me blow my head smooth off today 000
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026there are just too many single commuter cars and i wish government would do anything about it 000
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i need to voice train because if i get called brother again by a middle aged man im gonna kms in front of them 000
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026sometimes you gotta simmer a rotisserie chicken carcass for 3.5 hours to make yummy stock and then move on 001
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026started taking my prog again and i'm snarling like an animal 000
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026wwyd if i just broke into ur house and started caramelizing all of ur onions 000
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026sweet n sour karage chicken from uwajimaya is saving me from this agonizing 405N traffic rn  000
jam @xweedwizard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026if i have to drive to bellevue one more time today im gonna be put on a list 000
