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Man that is morale crushing. If the #Padres don't bounce back early tomorrow, I think this thing is over, all because of some Savannah Bananas bullshit.

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 3h

The Marlon McCree play for the Padres. Jesus. Welcome to being a Padres fan.

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 4h

I want a refund. I was told the Brewers don't hit home runs.

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 5h

Padres had better at bats against Misiorowski than the Brewers bullpen. I think we're toast.

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Was at the Adams Avenue street fair and noticed DiMille's still boarded up. Is there a story behind that? Like a bad property owner? Good location in a vibrant area. Can't believe no one has taken over.

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Did I miss today's BlueSky talking points memo meeting about "regulating their claims" or something? Holy echo chamber, batman.

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Padres slogan under Stammen "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT THERE?!?"

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

#Padres BlueSky and specifically @fatbottomgirlbakes.bsky.social rule. These types of tickets are generally not an option for me without y'all.

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Jake Tapper said "that vote will be cast as you voting against the troops" because it 100% WILL be cast that way. There's no issue posing this question and let Murphy work on an effective response. Calm down.

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Trump hasn't "calculated" jack shit and never has. Pretending he's some complex tactician weighing competing hypotheses and possible outcomes is laughable. He's President First Thought Theater (h/t @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social )

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

A good day for Vince Vance & the Valiants. An evergreen sentiment for morons. youtu.be/s8hEtI9AI0U?...

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Bomb Iran (1980)

YouTube video by Vince Vance & the Valiants - Topic

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

@nytimes.com What is the reason I can't add my 14-year-old to an NYT Family subscription? Not complaining, I'm sure there's a reason, I just need it explained.

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Blackberries by a mile. Sometimes sour, always seedy, often moldy. No upside at all.

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die was one of the worst movies I've seen in a while. Just a complete mess. Yet everyone is gushing over it? AITA?

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Since you are delighted by US citizens who sing in Spanish, I would like to introduce you to a little band called Los Crudos youtu.be/3Y6H9K8HEGA?...

youtu.be

Achicados

YouTube video by Los Crudos - Topic

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Would be hilarious if he said, "wait, what? I meant the woke liberal agenda!"

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

I'm definitely following the wrong accounts on bluesky. A bunch of accounts on a loop of bashing Gavin Newsome from the left, and none informing me that Katherine O'Hara died?

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Not a team of destiny after all, eh

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Is Tomlin getting fired? Steelers quit.

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Two truths and a lie: 1) I'm friends with the president 2) I'm friends with the pope 3) We're all making a fortune selling Daddy's dope

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

All your anti-Gavin Newsom takes are so much more annoying and insufferable than Gavin Newsom.

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I wonder how many GenXers/old Millennials first exposure to @themountaingoats.bsky.social to Atom & His Package's 2001 "Redefining Music"? www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2jd...

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Atom & His Package - Going To Georgia

YouTube video by apatheticmoose

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

George Michael. Do you sing Faith-faith-faith? or faith-uh-faith-uh-faith? Same people. Hall & Oates. You make my dreams come true? Or you make-uh my dreams come true? no one is an uh on one, but not the other, right?

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

I'm not one to brag, but I'm pretty good at NYT Pips. But why does the absolute simplest concept, > vs. <, continue to flummox me? Alligator chomping allegories did not stick!

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

QVC booming on tik tok. "Lo Fi chill beats" is Kenny G Muzak. Gen Z are lowkey boomers.

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

I've always owned a phone at least 1 generation behind (just went from a Pixel 7 to a Pixel 8), and I have literally never been envious of the newer model.

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

If you're a liberal whose gut instinct on any issue is to blame Democrats, I have no more time for you. Goodbye.

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Okay, Democrats suck Schumer sucks I get it. But can someone explain to me what the plan here was? You're dealing with Trump, who does not give a shit about people and was never going to negotiate, and Republicans in Congress, who only care about not pissing off Trump. What's the alternative ending?

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

The "epidemic of male loneliness" is 100% due to guys being entitled weirdos. It's no more complicated than that. Run PSA campaign on that: "Don't be weird."

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

(I hate the Dodgers, but) This is a great game (that the Dodgers are about to win)

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

This is every vendor in my industry, and decision makers fall for it every time, without ever consulting users. Then find out it doesn't work. Vendors never seem to target end users, only execs.

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Lots of breath being wasted on a guy who would get crushed by Susan Collins and quickly forgotten anyways.

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Sneak preview of the new, improved White House:

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

If the Mariners win, then it's CA vs WA for bragging rights for the future nation of Pacifica. If the Blue Jays win, then it's bragging rights for future Canada, after Pacifica gets willingly annexed by Canada.

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

I could never NOT hear this Ace Frehley song as "I have trouble walkin'" youtu.be/7PWxnOjUrTg?...

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Trouble Walkin'

YouTube video by Ace Frehley - Topic

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

RIP Ace Frehley. KISS was my first favorite band. And of course RIP to Matty Luv. youtu.be/ig0eSnX84Do?...

youtu.be

08 Everything I Know About Sex I Learned From Kiss Hickey 1994 1997

YouTube video by tips_

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

I can't help thinking this was the Dodgers plan all along. Coast, don't panic, get all your "bad" play out, lull everyone into a narrative, and then boom!turn it on in the post season. I know it's not true, but it sure as hell feels true.

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

TFW you're in the coffee drive thru, tell them you placed a mobile order under your name, there's a brief pause and in that brief pause you somehow play an hours worth of OH FUCK DID I ORDER AT THE WRONG STORE??? in your head.

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

They say watch a baseball game and you'll see something you've never seen before. Generally, that bullshit. This though? WTF? Maybe the craziest play I've seen. Kudos to the catcher.

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

I have mildly positive feelings for 3 of the 4 teams left in the MLB playoffs. So that's good.

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Guys! I heard Turning Point is doing a Super Bowl halftime show! Should go off. sXe www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEWU...

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[hate5six] Turning Point - August 07, 2016

YouTube video by hate5six

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Is this a beautiful display of clutch pitching or a vulgar display of whatever the opposite of clutch hitting is? #alds

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

This sounds like hyperbole but is in actual fact what seems to be happening right now.

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Padres, Preller... Bring Josh Naylor home.

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Serious question: do Alito, Thomas eta all think a state certified therapist should be allowed to encourage a patient to kill themselves under the banner of free speech?

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ONESIDEDWAR @xpadrex.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Fuck Texas. All of it. Austin, San Antonio included. Nothing redeeming about this state. Not blue cities. Not the false hope of a thousand Betos. Not the brisket. There's no saving it. Leave if you can, that's the only answer.

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