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Christopher Invisible

@xopherinvisible.bsky.social
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Cat lawyer, noise maker, rhyme sayer, dictator hater.

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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 12h
Is ranch technically and aloli?
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A dude who eats his steak well done with ketchup should not be throwing vegan stones.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Great drummer.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ok I need to know everyone's bets for Fat Bear Week. Gonna make a dime on Kalshi.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There are few things I love more than crappy politicians getting boo'd and Ted Cruz is about the crappiest... The chants of "Ted you SUCK" are my chocolate cake. www.youtube.com/shorts/K4s6k...
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Ted Cruz Booed Relentlessly by Texas Crowd
YouTube video by R&T Media
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I am pretty sure I have never ate a roller grill hotdog (or anything cooked on a roller grill). I have eaten many questionable gas station delicacy's being a musician who has toured, but a man needs to have a standard and I guess no roller food is mine.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fondy is gonna Fondy. www.nbc26.com/fonddulac/hu...
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Human remains found in Fond du Lac home
Investigators found human skulls, skeletal remains and memorabilia related to serial killers in a rural Fond du Lac home while executing a warrant last month, according to the Fond du Lac County Sheri...
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
As long as you don't say which "Hall of Fame" I think your fine.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Dj got me one of these for being his best man. That shit broke.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFR-...
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Drunk History - Dolly Parton and Porter Wagoner (ft. Casey Wilson)
YouTube video by Comedy Central
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
All civil war statues should be torn down and replaced with statues of Dolly Parton.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Someone needs to update the Spider-Man song.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I am starting to think that deregulation is not going to drop food prices…
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Quenchers was a great bar.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Today I learned, shrimp ain't bugs. Shrimp came first. Bugs is shrimp.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Even the AI version of him always looks like he is smelling farts.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. - Hey I am pneumonia.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If we lived in a civilized society healthcare would not be for profit.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You need a Mick Fleetwood drum vest
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Imagine if Iggy Pop had a classic Yooper accent. "Hey you, can I please be your dog? ehh"
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Dude, do not give him ideas.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Some ice agent is totally gonna shock their own balls off with those stupid gloves.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I mean of course I know the main players.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I know nothing of this band but damn that guitarist is ripping. It's just south of shred which is what I love about it.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Today's jam. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2dp...
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Phil Lynott & John Sykes - The Man's A Fool (GasTank Ep 3) | Rick Wakeman
YouTube video by Rick Wakeman
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
They need to ask who LOST the election. If you are not getting the answer you want switch the question, make them admit Trump lost in 2020.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Do you know how hard it is for me, a Gen X metal head to not vote for someone named Mr Crowley?
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I'd at least give one a nibble.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Barnes situation in WI is the perfect example of why we need ranked choice voting in this country.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I have to say after 30 years of voting for the lesser of two evils it will be nice to vote for NOT EVIL today.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I mean maybe he just looks that way? I am not getting near him so I have no proof.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Why does Steven Miller always look sticky?
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Oh man you know Dr. Funkenstein is like the Chief Calligrapher of Djibouti or some shit.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Djibouti is clearly the best named country. All other nations need to step up their name game.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
For it!
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I bet they work with rando badgers from time to time. Most likely plotting heists.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Jimothy and Gritty are totally on the same side.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My phone changes barf to bards. I mean fair phone, fair.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Wrong answers only. Why does it feel like am breathing soup?
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Kids these days don't know Kenny Rogers. How are they gonna know when to hold or fold? walk away or run? Where do they count their money?
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My old band live on WMSE - if you like noiserock, aussie 80s punk ect this is for you. www.mkepunk.com/releases/dea...
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Death Dream – Live on WMSE 2010-11-23 | MKE Punk
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The Earth, Wind and Fire doc on HBO is pretty great.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The Packers are not playing in the world cup, so I have no clue who to root for.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This is a pretty good non-read. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_c6...
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Why is Everyone So Wrong About AI Water Use??
YouTube video by Hank Green
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Great breakdown of the Tonto synth.
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This Enormous Synthesizer Changed Music Forever
YouTube video by Polyphonic
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Fan is short for Fanatic... these are rash video's at best.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Still for it.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
No clue what is going on here, but I am for it.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Well that explains how he got the part in the movie. I mean it clearly wasn't his acting, or personality, or looks.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Today's Jam. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucdY...
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Floating Points, Pharoah Sanders & The London Symphony Orchestra - Promises (Full Album)
YouTube video by Bitches Brew
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