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Christopher Invisible

@xopherinvisible.bsky.social
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Cat lawyer, noise maker, rhyme sayer, dictator hater.

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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 9h
Is ranch technically and aloli?
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A dude who eats his steak well done with ketchup should not be throwing vegan stones.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ok I need to know everyone's bets for Fat Bear Week. Gonna make a dime on Kalshi.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There are few things I love more than crappy politicians getting boo'd and Ted Cruz is about the crappiest... The chants of "Ted you SUCK" are my chocolate cake. www.youtube.com/shorts/K4s6k...
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Ted Cruz Booed Relentlessly by Texas Crowd
YouTube video by R&T Media
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I am pretty sure I have never ate a roller grill hotdog (or anything cooked on a roller grill). I have eaten many questionable gas station delicacy's being a musician who has toured, but a man needs to have a standard and I guess no roller food is mine.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fondy is gonna Fondy. www.nbc26.com/fonddulac/hu...
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Human remains found in Fond du Lac home
Investigators found human skulls, skeletal remains and memorabilia related to serial killers in a rural Fond du Lac home while executing a warrant last month, according to the Fond du Lac County Sheri...
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFR-...
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Drunk History - Dolly Parton and Porter Wagoner (ft. Casey Wilson)
YouTube video by Comedy Central
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
All civil war statues should be torn down and replaced with statues of Dolly Parton.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Someone needs to update the Spider-Man song.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I am starting to think that deregulation is not going to drop food prices…
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Today I learned, shrimp ain't bugs. Shrimp came first. Bugs is shrimp.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. - Hey I am pneumonia.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If we lived in a civilized society healthcare would not be for profit.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Imagine if Iggy Pop had a classic Yooper accent. "Hey you, can I please be your dog? ehh"
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Some ice agent is totally gonna shock their own balls off with those stupid gloves.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Today's jam. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2dp...
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Phil Lynott & John Sykes - The Man's A Fool (GasTank Ep 3) | Rick Wakeman
YouTube video by Rick Wakeman
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
They need to ask who LOST the election. If you are not getting the answer you want switch the question, make them admit Trump lost in 2020.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Do you know how hard it is for me, a Gen X metal head to not vote for someone named Mr Crowley?
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Barnes situation in WI is the perfect example of why we need ranked choice voting in this country.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I have to say after 30 years of voting for the lesser of two evils it will be nice to vote for NOT EVIL today.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Why does Steven Miller always look sticky?
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Djibouti is clearly the best named country. All other nations need to step up their name game.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Jimothy and Gritty are totally on the same side.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My phone changes barf to bards. I mean fair phone, fair.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Wrong answers only. Why does it feel like am breathing soup?
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Kids these days don't know Kenny Rogers. How are they gonna know when to hold or fold? walk away or run? Where do they count their money?
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My old band live on WMSE - if you like noiserock, aussie 80s punk ect this is for you. www.mkepunk.com/releases/dea...
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Death Dream – Live on WMSE 2010-11-23 | MKE Punk
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The Earth, Wind and Fire doc on HBO is pretty great.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The Packers are not playing in the world cup, so I have no clue who to root for.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Great breakdown of the Tonto synth.
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This Enormous Synthesizer Changed Music Forever
YouTube video by Polyphonic
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Today's Jam. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucdY...
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Floating Points, Pharoah Sanders & The London Symphony Orchestra - Promises (Full Album)
YouTube video by Bitches Brew
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Think about the guy who invented sour cream... Sir I really like this cream, but it is too sweet. Sour it up!
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If there is one thing I love its a good BOOing. Ceo's, Presidents the odd sports guy. I am pro BOOing.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The Packers have 1 HUGE advantage over every other team in the NFL and that is not having a billionaire idiot at the top.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Buy someone a copy of Persepolis. Marjane Satrapi, 56 is far to young. I must admit I am not caught up on her work, but everything I have read is inspiring. A true artist, Punk as fuck. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoaR...
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Persepolis - Punk jacket Scene
YouTube video by Alexandru Mustaţă
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Watching tech CEOs getting boo'd is my new addiction.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Milli Vanilli just dropped out, I blame it on the reign.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I have heard that since Young MC canceled Trump is gonna just play the fiddle.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I have been obsessed with Foonyap today. Someone on here has to have some info on Foonyap I know nothing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PThi...
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FOONYAP 'THE FUN MACHINE'
YouTube video by Sing Talk Play
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
When all of these AI companies implode they will try to get the American tax paying public to bail them out. This will happen.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I recently learned some species of spiders specifically go into homes just to mate. Not sure what to do with that.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Finish my joke: Under Tim Pooles Beanie is another Tim Poole in a beanie and that is called a _____________
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Rip Sly.
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Sly and Robbie - David Letterman Show 1985
YouTube video by BobMarleyConcerts
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Why does every right wing male podcaster look like they are constantly sniffing farts?
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I wonder how many Fifa members we are currently bombing?
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Happy public domain day! www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sX-...
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Public Domain Day 2026!
YouTube video by Steve Shives
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
This is great. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZVh...
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MAKING DELTRON 3030
YouTube video by OfficialDELTRON
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The files will not be released today and the dems will talk a lot and do NOTHING.
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtTj... @theyoungturks.bsky.social @briantylercohen.bsky.social @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social Any chance yall can pick up this story its got some smoke. Small town corruption. Data Centers flooding the area with quick cash for elites...
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3 arrested over data center in Port Washington meeting | FOX6 News Milwaukee
YouTube video by FOX6 News Milwaukee
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Christopher Invisible @xopherinvisible.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
So the Sham Wow guy is running for office as a right winger. Which begs the question, remember that wacky question mark suit "get money from the government" guy? - Just saying the left needs its own parody government grifter and that dude is as good as anyone!
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