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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

If I lay here if I just lay here - snow patrol💛

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

My co-star says I am experiencing trouble in every area of my life. My mother says my skin looks great. Range!

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

“It seems like nobody wants to say heyyyyyy to me these days” - Kim k 💕

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Good morning bloomfs 🥰 today I win an Oscar And by “win an Oscar,” I mean “get to do my amazing new solo show in which I compel the Vatican to canonize my mother as a saint at one of my favorite comedy theatres in New York, so you should come if you live here” xomichaeljohn.com

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

NYC bloomfs!! Doing my new hour Sunday (before Oscars dw) with one of my favorite funny geniuses Erik Martini opening. It’s so silly and sweet and I’m very proud of the work we’re doing on it; come hang as I petition the Vatican to make my mother a saint!! Tix via xomichaejohn.com

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Sleigh Bells soundtracking the Serena Williams GLP-1 commercial…

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

No one—least of all white gays—need to hop online to “vindicate” Matt and Bowen for the Crockett/Talarico thing. Weird and unproductive caping!

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Cried to the new Gorillaz album this morning

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

NYC bloomfs! My new hour of comedy MOTHER, SUPERIOR is back for Sunday service on 3/15 at 2:30p! Come pregame the Oscars with me, Best Original Gay Guy in a Profoundly Stupid Solo Show. I promise you one BELLY LAUGH after another… more HAM than HAMNET… BUGONIA. 🎟️: xomichaeljohn.com

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

That’s my once in a generation political talent, iktr

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

NYC bloomfs this is Friday! My monthly show TGIF moves to its new home in midtown (and celebrates its first birthday!) with a smoking hot lineup of queer baddies. I love this lineup down. Start your night with us, Drag Race is pretty dull this part of the season! Tix via xomichaeljohn.com.

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Are we really gatekeeping the term “partner” in 2026?

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Working on my slutty little waistline

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

What if I said this is why we can do open relationships??

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Need one of these for the Julia Roberts-assist on the SORRY, BABY campaign

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

I just figured out who Connor Storrie was reminding me of tonight and it’s Kelly Lynch as Vivian Wood in CHARLIE’S ANGELS (2000)

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

By this logic, I, too, will soon be making an inexplicable Broadway transfer

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

NYC bloomfs! My first ever Christmas comedy spectacular GAY XMAS—and the finale to my 2025 residency at the PIT—is this Friday at 7p! It’s going to be tender and mild and so profoundly stupid. Come hang if you’re in town!! thepit-nyc.com/events/micha...

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Let me know if we taste the same!!—I mean… have similar tastes idk #spotifywrapped

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Ok so these are a mystery and “BroadwayWorld reader submitted” but I am one of five nominees in Best Comedy Act alongside literal Gianmarco Soresi and Rita Rudner so thanks!! lmao

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Didn’t talk about politics at Thanksgiving so instead I explained THE QUEEN OF VERSAILLES to my family so I could satisfy my need to get performatively angry about something

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Tits the season! Friday 12/19 7pm at The PIT. 🎅🏼 Gags, gifts, and guests! GAY XMAS is my first ever holiday spectacular and the 2025 finale for my comedy residency TGIF (TESTING GAY IDEAS FUNNY). Early bird tix avail via xomichaeljohn.com.