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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

If I lay here if I just lay here - snow patrol💛

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

My co-star says I am experiencing trouble in every area of my life. My mother says my skin looks great. Range!

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Betty Who’s music was best when she still had a lil bit of her Aussie accent

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

“It seems like nobody wants to say heyyyyyy to me these days” - Kim k 💕

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

If your car alarm goes off for more than 2 minutes, it should automatically explode

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Good morning bloomfs 🥰 today I win an Oscar And by “win an Oscar,” I mean “get to do my amazing new solo show in which I compel the Vatican to canonize my mother as a saint at one of my favorite comedy theatres in New York, so you should come if you live here” xomichaeljohn.com

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

NYC bloomfs!! Doing my new hour Sunday (before Oscars dw) with one of my favorite funny geniuses Erik Martini opening. It’s so silly and sweet and I’m very proud of the work we’re doing on it; come hang as I petition the Vatican to make my mother a saint!! Tix via xomichaejohn.com

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Sleigh Bells soundtracking the Serena Williams GLP-1 commercial…

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

No one—least of all white gays—need to hop online to “vindicate” Matt and Bowen for the Crockett/Talarico thing. Weird and unproductive caping!

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Cried to the new Gorillaz album this morning

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Bloomfs I have a v exciting spring/summer ahead in my comedy career (!) and I want to play shows to hot people everywhere… So! if you are either and would grace me with an email list signup, I promise I will only send you show dates and di$count$! And then we kiss mailchi.mp/b67672b73977...

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

NYC bloomfs! My new hour of comedy MOTHER, SUPERIOR is back for Sunday service on 3/15 at 2:30p! Come pregame the Oscars with me, Best Original Gay Guy in a Profoundly Stupid Solo Show. I promise you one BELLY LAUGH after another… more HAM than HAMNET… BUGONIA. 🎟️: xomichaeljohn.com

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

That’s my once in a generation political talent, iktr

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Will crushed on the show last night 🥲

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I would do my Olympic free skate to “I gotta feeling”

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

NYC bloomfs this is Friday! My monthly show TGIF moves to its new home in midtown (and celebrates its first birthday!) with a smoking hot lineup of queer baddies. I love this lineup down. Start your night with us, Drag Race is pretty dull this part of the season! Tix via xomichaeljohn.com.

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Are we really gatekeeping the term “partner” in 2026?

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Genuinely cannot understand the desire to ChatGPT and post these hideous godforsaken caricatures. Gleefully unfollowing anyone propagating this slop. Relishing being a righteous hater.

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Holy fuck this episode of Drag Race is so boring

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Working on my slutty little waistline

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

What if I said this is why we can do open relationships??

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

God they really shoehorned those awful songs into WICKED FOR GOOD for nothing

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Need one of these for the Julia Roberts-assist on the SORRY, BABY campaign

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Ariana really went from arguable frontrunner to not being nominated, sheesh

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

I just figured out who Connor Storrie was reminding me of tonight and it’s Kelly Lynch as Vivian Wood in CHARLIE’S ANGELS (2000)

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Thank you all for your submissions; the window for end-of-year/2025 wrapped Instagram dumps—previously extended past the original New Year’s Day cutoff—IS NOW CLOSED. No new end-of-year/2025 wrapped Instagram dumps will be considered at this time. We look very forward to new posts through 2026!

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

By this logic, I, too, will soon be making an inexplicable Broadway transfer

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Tomorrow!! I am very excited—come hang you ho ho ho’s

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

NYC bloomfs! My first ever Christmas comedy spectacular GAY XMAS—and the finale to my 2025 residency at the PIT—is this Friday at 7p! It’s going to be tender and mild and so profoundly stupid. Come hang if you’re in town!! thepit-nyc.com/events/micha...

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Michael John @xomichaeljohn.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

GenAI is wholesale evil and bad but why the fuck couldn’t they come up with a less fucking stupid name than “Nano Banana”?

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