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▘JANCO ▞

@xjanco.bsky.social
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🔞 | ᴍɪᴅᴡᴇꜱᴛ, ᴜꜱᴀ 🏳️‍🌈👹💦 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝖿 𝗌𝗅𝗎𝗍𝗍𝗒 𝗀𝗇𝗈𝗆𝖾-𝗀𝗈𝗋𝗂𝗅𝗅𝖺 𝗁𝗒𝖻𝗋𝗂𝖽

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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 7h
⛓️❤️‍🔥⛓️
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 7h
Hell yeah give me a reason to invoke the warrantee on this baby 😜
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 7h
😈😘
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 7h
That’s the spirit
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 12h
*dramatically shakes open lawn chair* 🫪
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 15h
I’ve seen a bunch of Locktobers and Jocktobers, but I haven’t seen anyone discussing Frotober or Jacktober…I’m sure there’s more low hangers
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 17h
You in the same Monday mood? #mcm
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 17h
About this weekend
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 17h
Hold the door! 🥵
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 17h
Cute, satisfied, painted are some of my favorite qualities in a boy 😈
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 17h
Breakfast of champions 🤤
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 17h
Setting my intentions to make it next year!
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Strolling up on this is a dream
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ready for my audition 🥵
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Drop the addy & I’ll be right there 🙏🏻
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Looks worth a squeeze 🍋💦
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Smother me with them
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In need some some services rendered
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wonder if the neighbors ever watch.
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There’s always the threat that this is the last spooky season we’ll ever see. Why not
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Would, even if I hadn’t seen the rest already
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And would
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s so funny cuz I love giving it
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And dutifully?
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How’re you spending your lunch break?
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Coming off the flu and a busy weekend. Someone motivate me to get back to the gym. Now.
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Literally the text of my epitaph.
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Same and I should be spent from the weekend lol. Lemme join?
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NICK @pnd66.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Your buddy wants you to take a lunch break.👅💦
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let’s try to beat that record
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Literally reading the book on cruising so I can join you 😈
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Practice makes perfect. (It didn’t go where you thought it was going.)
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
To tear a shower curtain? To knock over a vanity? To crack a mirror? 🫯🫯🥵🫯
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That’s crazy
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m seeing it this weekend! 🤩🤩🤩
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’ll bet the second one is going to be hot garbage, but I’ll be damned if I’m not already sat.
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just love Practical Magic so much. & that soundtrack is diabolical 🔥
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For clarity Me ⇐ 🍆 => Also Me
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me in the dark room this weekend. Y’all it was a good weekend. I’ll prob just keep dropping cryptic bytes until *this* weekend.
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That’s what he said 😏
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I hope your weekend was as full as he was 🍻😈🍑
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*lays down on a bed of curly kale*
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What’re we serving for dinner, boys?
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
😂🙌🏻 make dildoade. Got it.
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JONZU @jonzujones.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
mycel_ium by @knautty-boy.bsky.social
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There’s a dildo in my sink.
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thanks! I’ll check em out!
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Totally open to recommendations!
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’ve tried to get into them several times and the bug didn’t bite…until now. In less than two months I’m 7 books deep 🍽️
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’ll give you a long ride for a long ride😏
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