▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Practice makes perfect. (It didn’t go where you thought it was going.) 1593
▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I just love Practical Magic so much. & that soundtrack is diabolical 🔥 160
▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Me in the dark room this weekend. Y’all it was a good weekend. I’ll prob just keep dropping cryptic bytes until *this* weekend. 0181
Reposted by ▘JANCO ▞JONZU @jonzujones.bsky.social · 10/09/2026mycel_ium by @knautty-boy.bsky.social 06010
▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I am also, notably, on my third honeydew of the week. #melonenthusiast #wednesday 050
▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 09/09/2026In other news, it’s September 9th and I just finished my 4th audiobook this month (albeit one was begun at the end of August). It does feel like a miss that I could have been doing this all along. 240
▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 09/09/2026If you like it from the front wait til you see it from the backbackbackbackbackback #humpday 2614
▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You ever feel someone’s skin and spend the rest of the day ravenous? 👹💦 051
Reposted by ▘JANCO ▞pluto @plutosinferno.bsky.social · 07/09/2026the goal is 100% pure and absolute pleasure 393699400
▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Started One Punch Man on a whim. It’s hard to believe this has multiple seasons. It has all the rizz of my stepdad’s favorite Flash videos. 100
Reposted by ▘JANCO ▞JONZU @jonzujones.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Red Hot end to the Summer ❤️🔥 By Gaetan Dubroca 2579
▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Spontaneous bottoming? On a Thursday night? At my age? In this economy?? 1120
Reposted by ▘JANCO ▞𝑺𝙖𝒕𝙮𝒓 ♈️ @thesatyrboy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I'll be your lap bottom while we chill on the couch @erictyrellxxx.bsky.social 011213
▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 03/09/2026They said it’s a hackberry tree but I keep finding all these acorns 1270
▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hey is it okay if I turn this into a “dunk on astonishingly Excel-illiterate professionals” account in the space between dick pics? 200
▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Remember LiveJournal’s “I’m feeling…” feature? You could choose an icon set (always the little 8-but foxes, duh). You could choose from an absurdly exhaustive dropdown menu of emotions at the time of each post. 120
Reposted by ▘JANCO ▞Hugyerbuds @hugyerbuds.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Your dad's porn had centerfolds... 08117
▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Also I got to the second half of my programming this week for the first time in ages, so you should tell me my tits look great as a little treat. 21637
▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Which is to say…I’m fighting a quiet quitting of the work week 🫣 020
▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Finally finding the wherewithal to look forward to touching down in Chicago this weekend. If you know something I don’t know about what’s fun, 👇🏻 040
▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Feeling like tonight I might act a fool then get told what to do 🫣 050
▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Kiss it, I’m Irish. (1/8) And he’ll do a little jig for you. ☘️ 1716