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▘JANCO ▞

@xjanco.bsky.social
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🔞 | ᴍɪᴅᴡᴇꜱᴛ, ᴜꜱᴀ 🏳️‍🌈👹💦 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝖿 𝗌𝗅𝗎𝗍𝗍𝗒 𝗀𝗇𝗈𝗆𝖾-𝗀𝗈𝗋𝗂𝗅𝗅𝖺 𝗁𝗒𝖻𝗋𝗂𝖽

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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Practice makes perfect. (It didn’t go where you thought it was going.)
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just love Practical Magic so much. & that soundtrack is diabolical 🔥
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For clarity Me ⇐ 🍆 => Also Me
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me in the dark room this weekend. Y’all it was a good weekend. I’ll prob just keep dropping cryptic bytes until *this* weekend.
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I hope your weekend was as full as he was 🍻😈🍑
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What’re we serving for dinner, boys?
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JONZU @jonzujones.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
mycel_ium by @knautty-boy.bsky.social
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There’s a dildo in my sink.
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am also, notably, on my third honeydew of the week. #melonenthusiast #wednesday
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In other news, it’s September 9th and I just finished my 4th audiobook this month (albeit one was begun at the end of August). It does feel like a miss that I could have been doing this all along.
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you like it from the front wait til you see it from the backbackbackbackbackback #humpday
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
👏🏻
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
All that’s missing is you. 🌇👄
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You ever feel someone’s skin and spend the rest of the day ravenous? 👹💦
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zeid @zeidmoon.com · 07/09/2026
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pluto @plutosinferno.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the goal is 100% pure and absolute pleasure
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Spoiler alert: I did.
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dude left his toy at my house… Should I…
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Started One Punch Man on a whim. It’s hard to believe this has multiple seasons. It has all the rizz of my stepdad’s favorite Flash videos.
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JONZU @jonzujones.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Red Hot end to the Summer ❤️‍🔥 By Gaetan Dubroca
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now where the fuck is my remote
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Spontaneous bottoming? On a Thursday night? At my age? In this economy??
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If u a faucet wya
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
🔝 of the 🌅 😛
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Need to practice my couch work
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𝑺𝙖𝒕𝙮𝒓 ♈️ @thesatyrboy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'll be your lap bottom while we chill on the couch @erictyrellxxx.bsky.social
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They said it’s a hackberry tree but I keep finding all these acorns
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hey is it okay if I turn this into a “dunk on astonishingly Excel-illiterate professionals” account in the space between dick pics?
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hard agree
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Truly chasing rainbows today ✨🫯
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hobbies.
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This. This. A thousand times this.
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Remember LiveJournal’s “I’m feeling…” feature? You could choose an icon set (always the little 8-but foxes, duh). You could choose from an absurdly exhaustive dropdown menu of emotions at the time of each post.
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Chest day so nice I did it twice.
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Hugyerbuds @hugyerbuds.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Your dad's porn had centerfolds...
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Well yes
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Cruising for the summer
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fuzzytwunk @fuzzytwunk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
made a big ole mess
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Also I got to the second half of my programming this week for the first time in ages, so you should tell me my tits look great as a little treat.
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Which is to say…I’m fighting a quiet quitting of the work week 🫣
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Finally finding the wherewithal to look forward to touching down in Chicago this weekend. If you know something I don’t know about what’s fun, 👇🏻
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Relatable content
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
New life, who dis?
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Help it’s been days 💦
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Feeling like tonight I might act a fool then get told what to do 🫣
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
You come back to bed and find me like this wyd #mcm
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Kiss it, I’m Irish. (1/8) And he’ll do a little jig for you. ☘️
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Mentally I’m here rn
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▘JANCO ▞ @xjanco.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
P0ST🥜GLO
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