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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark)

@xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social
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🔞 NSFW WARNING (Contains Naked Homo Smut) Half diary, half mood board, 100% brain noise. Serving deep thoughts, musings, unhinged rants, petty gripes, gaming nonsense, hot takes and spicy simp reposts. But lets face it, you're here only for the nudes.

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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I often wonder if I'd enjoy medical dramas like Gray's Anatomy and The Pitt more, if it were just the messy life of doctors. You know, without the heaping serving of pathology and medical cases of sensationalized, worst-case scenarios that shoot my health anxiety through the roof.
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fashionably late as always! I've been playing Robin Morningwood on steam this past weekend. And I have to admit, and while I personally rarely take a sub role I'm strangely feeling drawn to Gregor and his many, many wonderful kinks. I 'm loving this beefy, queer, polyamorous RPG. ❤️
Robin Morningwood Adventure
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If 2026 taught me anything, it was that you can take a horse to water, but you can't make them drink. Also no amount of worry, self-blame or guilt will ever make them thirsty. So I shouldn't care for someone more than they are willing to care for themselves. I finally learned to let go.
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This week I learned that Microblogging platforms somehow convinced everyone that in them you can find true "community." But in here, we are not talking to friends around a coffee table or over beers. We are shouting into a megaphone, in front of thousands of strangers who don't even know us.
Smiling internally
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
32 hours into this stomach flu, I'm down to just chills, body aches, a mild headache and occasionally a few bouts of nausea if I lay down. Water and toast kind of keep that under control. It hit me like a freight train this one, but at least I didn't toss my cookies. I'm exhausted...
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That chinese food did NOT agree with me. Been having gas, cramps, chills, and frequent trips to the bathroom all morning. TBH, I can cope with that without issues, its the sudden bouts of nausea what is harshing my mellow.
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Ron Swanson Cold Shiver at Work
ALT: Ron Swanson Cold Shiver at Work
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tally's up! ONE (1) gen AI image yields: • 6 blocks • 117 unfollows • 2 angry DMs (per MB / 48h) Projected outrage: US 52.5% | JP 8.5% | UK 4.6% | Other 34.4%* Also, people would go for either version of me (hairy or smooth), so I don't need to feel like genetics failed me. *Napkin Math.
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Alright, so now my computer scans my bluesky, and maintains my "VIP Mutuals" list to keep me focused, auto-follows people that just popped up on my radar (unless banned), and auto-unfollows people that have gone radio silent (unless protected). Yeah, I'm a geek like that, old school and cyberpunk.
Just a bunch of nonsense.
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Also, and before I completely forget, happy #monomonday BS boyfriends.
Monochrome monday thirst trap.
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ATProto is fun! 😅 I wish I had this level of API control back in shitter. Now I can programatically check who I should be paying more attention to, rather than blindly spending my time where its not even appreciated. No hard feelings, its just we don't talk anymore and you don't seem to care.
ATProto script.
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pop quiz time! ​Option A (hairy) or Option B (smooth) Which timeline are you voting for, A or B? Sound in the comments. [ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴇꜱ, ᴏɴᴇ ɪꜱ ᴘᴜʀᴇ ᴀɪ ꜱʟᴏᴘ. ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴡʜᴇʀᴇ, ᴀ ᴅᴀᴛᴀ ᴄᴇɴᴛᴇʀ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴏɪʟ ᴀ ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ ᴘᴏɴᴅ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ʟɪɢʜᴛ, ᴀʟʟ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴄɪᴇɴᴄᴇ]
Version 1. AI slop. Version 2. 100% organic.
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Imma conduct a little experiment and see how many people I can piss off today and will block me. Stay tuned.
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I feel utterly annoyed and cheated when I search gaymaletube and xhamster for "cum inside" videos and every single time the top pulls out, jizzes all over the other guy's ass and balls and sticks it back in. When did that shit became cuming inside? Ugh! Also Disney+ is jamming ads on all tiers...
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Man Disappointed, Hands On Hips
ALT: Man Disappointed, Hands On Hips
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Viva México, and all that jazz! ♥️
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My fridge suddenly made a cracking sound when I closed a door. A clip from the door snapped off. I took a pic and asked Gemini if it recognized the part. I knew it was a long shot. Lo and behold in less than 1 minutes I had the part name, part number and a link to amazon. It arrives tomorrow. 😱
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So Instagram is flooded with "what would I look like in the 80s ChatGPT" images today. It's the 2026 Studio Ghibli craze all over.
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Ron Swanson's 'What The' Moment
Alt: Ron Swanson's 'What The' Moment
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So I spot a new chunky bearded guy while I was on the treadmill and I immediately ASL my hubby across the gym: Look at the Cute Bear. Red shirt. Pokemon Cap. He replies: Moron. He's my ex. Lol, I did not recognize the guy. I should not be allowed to drive or cruise without glasses.
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Aquaman's Oopsie Daisy Moment
Alt: Aquaman's Oopsie Daisy Moment
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It irks me to no end that I can't pinch and zoom videos on bluesky client on my phone...
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Robert Downey Jr. Internal Screaming Reaction
Alt: Robert Downey Jr. Internal Screaming Reaction
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I was reading an old paper called: AI models collapse when trained on recursively generated data. And I thought to myself: If tech companies must separate synthetic content from human content to prevent model rot, maybe we should all watermark our stuff as AI generated to starve the Shoggoth...
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AI models collapse when trained on recursively generated data - Nature
 Analysis shows that indiscriminately training generative artificial intelligence on real and generated content, usually done by scraping data from the Internet, can lead to a collapse in th...
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
BS has new rules! You know, a lot of dogpiling happens simply because users have no quiet way to register their disapproval. If BS added a downvote button plenty people would gladly keep their thoughts to themselves rather than try to condense them to the density of a neutron star to fit a post.
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It just dawned on me. Generative AI text and media are like sausages. Ground leftover scrapings of the meat industry pressed into a mold. Sure, USDA Grade A Prime steaks exist, but people STILL gorge on hot dogs and SPAM because they're "cheap", easy, and fast. Human nature. Go figure.
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
PSA: I only follow back if you make it worth my feed space. Give me substance, personal thoughts, daily musings, relatable brain noise, or selfies. Your yums are safe from my yucks here. And I don't debate with brick walls or block people, but will mute and carry on with my day if the vibes sour.
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a gamer scorned." NO DISC NO BUY NO SUB AND NO CONSOLE. $ony's State of play was a snooze fest.
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Kratos Kratos Chan
Alt: Kratos Kratos Chan
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hear me out. A human dividend act. Tax Rate = 100% - ( [Sum of Direct Human Employee Salaries from $75k to $150k] ÷ Value Added ) To maximize profit, exactly 50% of Corporate Value Added must go to human payroll. Automate with AI all you want, but generating human livelihoods is now mandatory.
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Tax Jeff Bezos: Support Working Families
ALT: Tax Jeff Bezos: Support Working Families
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Stop pestering me... I won't meet the bitch!
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
125 million subscribers paying $79.99 for the essentials sub is giving $ony almost 10 billion dollars a year (up to 18 billion if everyone gets the Premium sub), of course they don't care if some people stop playing for a week or stop buying digital games in a tantrum, thats pocket change to them.
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Lol. The dude that was relentlessly hitting on me, wanting me to breed his hole and claim him as mine, finally gave up the chase. After I casually dropped that I'm entering my bottom era. See, it's much better to keep fantasies in your mind than to try to make them real only to be disappointed. 😜
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Joey Tribbiani: Not Even Sorry
ALT: Joey Tribbiani: Not Even Sorry
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ok, so I want big arms and a broad back. But unless I resequence my DNA that aint happening. So I'll settle with the next best thing, a chubby boyfriend with thick beefy arms, barn door shoulders, barrel chest, fat ass and thick tree trunk legs. And yes, I'll sponsor his gym and protein shakes.
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I find it fascinating how my employer is forcing me to use AI for productivity and when I try to use the darn thing its broken. I upload a PDF to be analyzed, refresh the AI tool and the document is not there. Hence I spend more time troubleshooting that shit than if I had done the work by hand.
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Regé-Jean Page Screaming Internally in Bridgerton
ALT: Regé-Jean Page Screaming Internally in Bridgerton
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hear me out... Cyberpunk 2077 on PC (moded obnviously) with Appearance Menu Mod (AMM), Saguaro body hair, Bag of dicks, River Romance and Lizzie's Braindances. Now Swap River Ward with Juan Mendez. Bonus track, Use Lizzie's BD, select Romances, the boat scene with Juan Mendez. Thank me later.
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I rushed into an HEB restroom as I was peeing myself. Odd, No standing urinals. Went in a stall, did my business and walked out. A woman was washing her hands. I squealed, she did too. "Oh shit! This not the men's restroom!?" I asked beet red. I apologized profusely and left in shame. FUCK!!!
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The Office Jim Halpert's Mustache Shame
Alt: The Office Jim Halpert's Mustache Shame
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Are all the GTA fanboys already wet and salivating after what they saw in the paid version of the GTA VI trailer in Netflix? Was it everything people hoped for? Inquiring minds want to know.
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Redrawr Bearded Man Winks Playfully
ALT: Redrawr Bearded Man Winks Playfully
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Well, when Rockstar is getting leaked you gotta bathe in the tears of that corporation. Guess thats what happens when you have a predatory game studio like Rockstar kicking the hornet's nest for too long while trying to normalize their anti-consumer tactics.
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Wasted in Grand Theft Auto
Alt: Wasted in Grand Theft Auto
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Buying ain't owning, then leaking ain't spoiling. This is all part of the big beautiful All Digital Future corpos are pedaling. Lol. I'm sure Rockstar will still make a truckload of money off of the the tens of million fans who already pre-ordered a game that they know nothing about.
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Meanwhile the Orange Turd remains at large...
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Breaks my heart that Dolly Parton was taken from us...
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today I leaned a new word: Varicocele: An enlargement of the vein(s) inside the scrotum, more specifically the veins of the testicles. In layman terms a varicose vein in a nut. They cause a dull ache on your nuts/groin. I may or may not have that on my left nut, ultrasound will confirm. Yeah...
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Dr. Squatch: Let's Talk About Balls
ALT: Dr. Squatch: Let's Talk About Balls
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Let the Sony Boycott begin. You can unplug your Play Station consoles from August 23 to August 30. To send a big FUCK YOU to the corporations that want to take away physical games to lock you into their own nothing monopoly. No disc, no fucking buy! #PS5Boycott #SonyBoycott #NoDiscNobuy
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Ron Swanson Dumps Apple Computer
Alt: Ron Swanson Dumps Play Station.
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I got a medical check-up. I had neglected this since 2023. And contrary to my expectations of having completely fucked up levels of everything, turns out I'm as fit as a fiddle. Hell, even my A1c, cholesterol and triglycerides are normal now which is better than my 40s. Not bad for a 50+ fat ass!
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Chicago Bears Fan Hype
ALT: Chicago Bears Fan Hype
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Good gods, this boy is a cannon! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I will always shop around for a good price except when it comes to bloodwork. Going to a cheaper lab usually means I'll get poked and prodded many, many times on failed attempts to draw blood, which I hate. While pricier labs usually hit the vein on the first try and I'll leave less agravated.
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Takut Jarum
Alt: Takut Jarum
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have my yearly bloodwork on monday, and it includes a PSA. For which I was asked to refrain from sex for at least 48 hours. And now that I know I can't touch myself until then my brain decided to rebel. I'm experiencing an insane urge to breed someone and get my prostate pounded to a pulp. WTH!
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Super Mario Galaxy Movie
Alt: Super Mario Galaxy Movie
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Oh, so guy stuff talk. I am a big boy, have big thighs and live in a hot area, which leads to lots of sweat in my junk. I truly hate it when my ball sack sticks to my thigh and I have manually to peel it off. Maybe I could toss some talc-free powder on my balls? Any manly smelling suggestions?
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
NGL, this right here looks sexy AF! 🔥🔥🔥
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
No, I'm not distressing over whether people block me over my AI takes. My stance is simple: AI tech IS a useful tool, IF used responsibly. The REAL problem is Corporate Greed, consuming the world's limited resources for AI data centers, and using AI to replace human labor and produce AI slop.
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If by any reason (no judgement here) you happen to use Gemini (Google's AI), there is a way to opt out of having your conversations used to train it. Gemini > Settings > Activity > Keep activity Switch that shit to OFF. Unless, of course, you are cool with training a Corporate Overlord's LLMs.
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ben Platt is a dream boat! ♥️
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Alright my woof.group mastodon account is now completely aligned with my bluesky account via a python crossposting script running on a crontab. Which means I can slowly wean myself off of here and into there at my own pace without it feeling like yet another social unaliving. Your move, bluesky!
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Matrix
ALT: Matrix
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Guess the hallucination ridden AI searches, pics and code were not good enough reasons to get people to pay a monthly subscription for the thing. Sam Altman must be really hurting for cash to be sending desperate emails like this one in an attempt to position its LLM as a "useful" shopping tool. 😅
ChatGPT email begging me to use their LLM model for shopping.
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4-Bit Daddy (After Dark) @xfourxbitxdaddy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I just discovered that lists used to block people can now be subscribed to mute people. Blocking lets them know they hit a nerve. But muting keeps them screaming into the void while you go about your day completely unaware of their existence. Weaponized indifference is the ultimate power move. 🤫
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Ron Swanson's Best Giggle, Can't Wait
ALT: Ron Swanson's Best Giggle, Can't Wait
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