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scream-o-lon

@xenolon.bsky.social
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Designer of many things. Half alien, half robot, half cotton. Loves an ellipsis... they/them.

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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just thought about the word "kludge" for the first time in a decade.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This Bears Eagles game tho
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Da Bears?
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am both an artist and a coder. And here's what pisses me off about AI... they took away our magic.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations: Alphabet: 8.01% AT&T: 4.6% Meta: 3.57% General Motors: 3.09% Amazon: 1.37% Exxon Mobil: 1.31% Disney: -1.57% CVS Health: -3.88% Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5% This is what a rigged system looks like.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the XJ is the platonic ideal of a sport utility vehicle.
a modest silver jeep XJ cherokee sits parked on a road against a scenic southwestern landscape.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Adobe: "Why are you cancelling your Creative Cloud subscriptions?" Us: "Well, Adobe's core mission seems to be to put their creative customers out of business with Generative AI tools, and it's working! Business is down so we don't need as many licenses."
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Everything I learned about dinosaurs as a child was a lie. I bet they weren't even much of a tyrant.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The industry lost another real one today. Danielle once wrote a video game review (yes, a video game review) that while quotidian to some, and I'm not exaggerating when I say this, changed my life.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
we been knew.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
hahaha it took me like three seconds to realize that the voice actor for Run in Star Wars Zero Company is @vicmmic.bsky.social
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Kinda surprised I didn't hear more about this movie. Motor City (2025) has basically no dialogue, and it seems to actually work. The gimmick gets a little thin over and hour and forty-five minutes, but it mostly works.
Motor City movie poster. Two people in 1970s clothes smoke cigarettes.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We found a totally new sentence.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Columbo had ADHD
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
not my ass seeing the featured image and agreeing, "oh my god yes I can't find a nice neutral grey shirt to save my life right now."
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger: defmelodies
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 18/08/2026
"You were riding in the morning, or at night, or on a quiet road, or a main road. The only time and place to ride a bike is a time beyond time and a place beyond place, where the space-time continuum is bent so strangely that you are both everywhere and nowhere." buff.ly/bSa1Wm5
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You’re a Cyclist Who Was Just Struck by a Car Driver. Here’s Why It Was Your Fault
You were riding during rush hour Why were you riding then? There are way too many cars on the road. If you were commuting, you should have contacted your bos...
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Steve Jackson Games @sjgames.com · 10/08/2026
Come join the SJ Games team as our new Document Accessibility Specialist! We are seeking a detail-oriented person to ensure our digital documents are fully accessible and compliant with legal standards. bit.ly/sjgdaspdfjob
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Spaghetti is the worst pasta noodle. Fight me.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Folks, please be aware of the symptoms of late-onset Ryckert Exposure Syndrome. Symptoms include: poor judgment, financial irresponsibility, confusion, obliviousness, and bad taste. Don't let your loved ones suffer, know the signs, and act early.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I've been around for a bit. 'Long enough to know that I don't know anything, but not long enough to think I know everything.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Peter Urinalysis
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Have y’all ever tried this “being insanely in love” thing before???? you should try it.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I have been studying Art my whole life. And l've suddenly realized there are no longer any current great artists. I think that's because we have a simultaneous lack of abundance and a surplus of the same.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
when the sun shines, it doesn't only warm and brighten what its rays hit, it reflects and illuminates everything it touches.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
AVIF is the new WebP
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Infamous tweet that reads, "I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this:
'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT' "
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
@trangirlismo.bsky.social What are we referring to this area on modern car design? I've come to call it the "rocker panel waist trainer", y'know, for when you want to look lithe and fit even when your curb weight has gone up.
BMW M3 car concept design from the front three quarter view perspective, with the rocker panel sills highlighted in a dotted yellow line.BMW M3 car concept design from the side view, with the rocker panel sills highlighted in a dotted yellow line.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This is why I don’t watch basketball, it takes 30 minutes to play the final 30 seconds because of all this fouling clock management gamesmanship bullshit. I hate it. Play the sport.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
for. when. it. happens.
A modest cupboard containing several wine glasses and tumbler glasses,  but the key focus is a small bottle of bourbon with a yellow sticky note. Written upon the note in black ink and block print are the words, "For when it happens."
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Man standing in front of big neon sign that says “is that good?” As the crowd chants the same. Art by Mattie lubchansky
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Wow, an hour and fifteen minutes of an AI apology tour. Apple saying "we can ruin our stuff too!" As a lifelong Apple user, this is the most repulsed I've felt in a long time. #WWDC
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I somehow accidentally got one AirPod to connect to my phone and the other to connect to my Apple TV, and honestly I wish this is something I could just make happen on a regular basis.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Discord go one single day without an update challenge.
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Tolkh 🦑 E̷̖̽l̴̹͝d̷͔͘r̴͇̃i̶̡͝t̷̻̆c̵̟̀h̵̐ 🦑 [Calamity Crew] @tolkh.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
conspiracy theory I wholeheartedly believe is that the Twitch video player is intentionally buggy so it errors out to force you to refresh the page and see a fresh round of pre-roll ads.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I'm not as smart as I wish I was.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
When @robzacny.bsky.social says what everyone else is thinking on @remapradio.bsky.social
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I keep thinking about how they streamlined the tutorial into a training montage. Really sped it along. Has that been done before and I just missed it?
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
First Light seems pretty damn solid so far. It feels like IOI took the opportunity to treat it like a reboot movie franchise of their own.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
lately people be like, "I want this instead of a smartphone". no. no you don't.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
screaming into the void about injustice? well, at least it's a growth industry.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I paid 10% this price just a few years ago.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I can't afford to be more interesting.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I wonder how many P-38 Lightnings are still airworthy...
A Lockheed P-38 Lightning WWII fighter aircraft in flight, its twin propellers spinning. The airplane was famously used in Operation Vengeance.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Slightly increase a band. The Black & White Keys
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It's Absolute Horses
a graphic in the style of the classic Absolut Vodka ads which depicts two rampant horses over the iconic "Absolut" text.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
If a person doesn't actually come from the Caucasuses, they're just a sparking White.
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scream-o-lon @xenolon.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
i don't know what most emoji "mean" and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
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