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@xemisaurus.bsky.social
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they/them, she/her To be honest, I'm not really sure what I'm up to... 666

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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Tomorrow be like youtu.be/zhFFXoyIU6A?...
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Gay people tomorrow morning
YouTube video by Thicc
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
How the fuck are people motived? Why do motherfuckers wanna, like, create things, or work towards goals, or go to college?
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Based on a moment from my day today (technically yesterday)
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Saul Goodman if Breaking Bad came out in 2025 be like: "Hi I'm Saul Goodman, did you know that you don't have rights? The constitution says you don't"
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Been playing Pokemon Sun, and of all Pokemon for me to get attached my favorite mon on my team is my Ledian, Lucky. Because Gamefreak has forgotten this Pokemon has existed for like a decade I drew an evolution for it! Might take another pass at the design to make the drawing clearer
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
-The Trump administration lessened security measures -Nobody got close to being harmed -This event wasn't ideal for Trump -Immediately used to justify the ballroom and more state surveillance Oddly convenient how that all worked out... www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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White House press dinner shooting raises questions over security at event
Secret Service director says security succeeded in stopping shooter before he could do further harm but others disagree
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Jacob @tullamore-jew.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It's been clear for a hot minute an anti-autism diagnosis campaign is in the works but I am truly stunned they are literally just going for the Detransitioner playbook
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I do not understand people who think Trump is “authentic”. Authentically what?? An authentic liar? Authentic manipulator? Authentic con man?? These are oxymorons.
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Mz. April Daniels ⚧ @aprildaniels.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
When radioactivity was discovered, there was a rush to market for all sorts of radioactive consumer goods. There were water jugs made out of uranium glass, for example. I think about that a lot these days whenever I see AI products being marketed to consumers.
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I really gotta validate my inner child sometime 14 yo me was so ready for Pokemon Z, and then I got genuinely mad when Sun and Moon (and especially the Let's Go games) came out instead (tho I like S&M now) How have I not played Z-A at this point?
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Modified the dark world design into a new pfp
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I'm gonna type the t-slur, I'm gonna fucking do it one of these days I've earned it, I've listened to enough good girl asmr and dressed like a femboy several times, I'VE EARNED IT
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
SHINY LILLIPUP YOOOOOO
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Kinda miss being so high I got scared, then I got mad, then I got scared again, then I couldn't stop laughing, then I jsut watched the Shadow Fandub, then... idk I forgot what happened after that
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Brain's been in an interesting place today
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"Tell me down girl like I was a subwoofer" is one of the best lyrics I've ever heard
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I kept seeing all the Poke-autists posting their favorite Pokemon charts so I felt compelled to do one It took like 2 hours and I need to be up in like 4 hours now, fuck
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Pokemon Sun and Moon turn 10 YEARS OLD this year, good god that was one of the first games I ever pre-ordered Man, I gotta get back into Pokemon, training up a Rowlett sounds fun
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The world is dire The world is cruel Life is unjust But then I remember that trans women exist and me okay 🥹
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
a guy walks up to another guy whos wearing dhorts with a pattern on them and asks “what do your shorts say?”
the guy sticks out his ass and the shorts have a comic on the that says “my ass is sooooo big!! it can fit a whole 6 panel comic on it! thats right! not just 4. you’ve gotta stare for a WHILE to complete the narrative arc of my ass. anyway thanks for reading my ass comic. you damned pervert.”

then the first guy says “wow, meta ass”
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Micah @rincewind.run · 11/04/2026
there is no politician so irreplaceable that we must overlook sexual misconduct because nobody else could possibly fill their shoes
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The word straight, but written in a font that makes it look gay (based)
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Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
NEW: Lebanon is Gaza 2.0. That’s what Israeli ministers are saying in their own words. Believe them. 1/ www.thenerve.news/p/lebanon-wa...
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Israel is waging war on Lebanon. Why is the world calling it a "ground operation"?
I’ve known Lebanon for two decades. What’s happening there now – the killings, the destruction of towns, the mass displacement – is an invasion. Wh
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 09/04/2026
Devastating survey results from @transactualuk.bsky.social on the reality of trans+ healthcare in the UK. If this were any other patient cohort, it'd be a national scandal. But apparently trans people don't count.
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Trans Lives 2025 report on trans healthcare in the UK - Anne Healthcare
Findings from TransActual’s largest-ever survey show widespread discrimination, unsafe care, and a system many trans+ people feel forced to avoid.
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I fucking hate every change YouTube does. Why do videos auto-unpause when I re-open the app with a video open? Why does picture-in-picture mode look way brighter than the YouTube app half the time? Why does the comment section preview occasionally just show an AI summary of the comments? Shitty app
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Why is it that the only men that look hot are the ones that look like women? Why do the hottest women lowkey look like men? I don't come here with answers, nor with questions that are particularly worth answering, I just say words man
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 07/04/2026
Huge new study on trans people and mental health. A new study from Australia concluded that gender-affirming care results in an initial increase in mental health appointments followed by a decline below levels prior to accessing care. www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
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Journal Club: A Genuine Broad Study of the Effects of HRT — Assigned
Amidst papers being twisted and numerous bad faith studies being used against trans people, a new paper cuts through to shed some real light on the broad impacts of hormone replacement therapy. Journa...
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 07/04/2026
What the actual fuck.
A screenshot of a social media post by Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump). The post reads:
​"A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!"
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
So, when can we stop pretending that Trump isn't evil?
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Matt Staub @staubio.com · 06/04/2026
Treading on me is totally fine as long as you tread on my imagined enemy way harder.
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deli 🍓 @deliciest.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
We need to share less brushes and tutorials and give more tips on how to overcome crippling perfectionism 💦
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Dark world sona again Armor is based off the Quematrice armor in MHWilds, and the weapon is the Odogaron charge blade (more of a lance person, but I like the imagery of the huge axe)
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Alcohol is the best social lubricent
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I can tell the lord has risen, the way my name is dead
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It's like fucked up a phospholipid bilayer made a ball billions of years ago and now there's a loser tranny that can't make herself play video games half of the days of the week because nothing's good enough anymore
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
You ever, like, wanna show someone a sick af song that makes your brain do the feel good but it's got, like, porn on the album cover and the artist is moaning at one part? IT'S NOT (that much) OF A PERVET THING I SWEAR TO GOD
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I've probably watched this vieo like 20 times today (or rather yesterday, as of a few minutes ago) www.reddit.com/r/thomasthep...
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From the thomastheplankengine community on Reddit: had a dream i made this song and the entire country of china unanimously agreed to flatten my home country
Explore this post and more from the thomastheplankengine community
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Hah, I kinda hate my life Why don't I fucking do anything WHY AM I NOT TRANSITIONING I'm going a bit insane over this today (Overall been an alright day though)
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Matt @krankykanuck.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Conservatives hate women. Even conservative women hate women. Which is why conservatives hate trans women so much and mostly ignore trans men. Trans women are women and that's why conservatives hate them. It's science.
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Yes, I got no meaningful sleep Yes, I'm somehow functioning perfectly fine in spite of that The insomniac dice have rolled in my favor once more on this day
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
If you look cool you're gay, sorry pal I don't make the rules, that's just how it is
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Thoughts & prayers to the EPA :(
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
my brain rn
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Terry McGlynn @hormiga.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Hey fellow scientists, I'm just letting you know that if you're promoting something with some junky AI image, I'm not gonna click. You've got a workshop, a conference, a new paper? Just not gonna bother. You want a bespoke image? Hire an illustrator.
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I never posted the derranged dream I had a few months back did I?
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Xemisaurus @xemisaurus.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The symbol for Mercury is the exact vibe of my gender (in my head at least) Girl but with demon horns :3
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