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Ford Prefect

@xdrkglxyx.bsky.social
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42. Mostly Harmless. Don't panic and carry a towel. (He/Him) A little horny. A lot angry. Posts could go either way.

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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
static.klipy.com
Star Trek Lower Decks
Alt: Star Trek Lower Decks
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
This would fix everything that’s wrong with me right now
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Every day should be hump day
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This money could save so many lives. Instead it’s going to some of the worst fuckers on the planet.
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Veronica Ripley 🏳️‍⚧️ @nikatine.com · 24/03/2026
TSA agents should never be paid again, actually
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Please!
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
It’s not nearly as good as throwing them all in jail, but I guess paying these fuckers to stand around and do nothing is better than having them assault people. Though I’m sure they’ll find a way to get back to that soon.
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Damn 🔥🔥🔥
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
May this new year be better than the last one was. And may everyone get a kiss at midnight tonight, ideally on their genitals.
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
These fuckers … the absolute worst, dumbest human beings
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
There is absolutely no fucking evidence there is any problem with voting now! You’re disenfranchising people for no fucking reason, asswipe!
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I miss this show so much
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Why does having a cold always make me so horny?
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
It would be nice if we made use of that consciousness once in a while
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Absolutely fascinating thread. Almost made it worth being up before dawn lol
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
We’re being led into the abyss by the absolute dumbest fuckers on the planet
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Why does Facebook think I want to be friends with women I went out with one time seven years ago?
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
If you're asking what elected Dems can do, because honestly it is limited, they can do everything they can to let the American people know the threat we're facing.
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Finally decided on a design for my next tattoo
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
In other news, PornHub announces plans to purchase MasterClass and Great Courses
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
The evidence is becoming insurmountable that we really are the stupidest country on earth.
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Occasionally something good happens too though
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Everything out of his mouth is just totally fucking insane
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
My biggest autistic trait is getting irrationally irritated at posts about autism that have fuck all to do with autism. #yourpersonalityquirkisntautism
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
This!
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Have physicists ever figured out how a ten pound cat applies a hundred pounds of force when it’s standing on your chest?
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Post a perfect album from the ‘90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
Album cover for Mental Jewelry by Live
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Thought it was Saturday when I first woke up. Then the horror started to creep in.
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
There’s nothing like a woman with curves and an attitude
Miss Piggy in a modeling pose with a shiny black jacket
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
quote post with a picture of yourself and show these newbies who they’re dealing with
Me dressed up as a mad scientist - crazy white wig, goggles, and white lab coat
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Though my own style tends to dad jeans, t-shirts, and hoodies or flannels, I always find Derek’s writing fascinating.
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
It’s been so long, I’d forgotten how nice it is to lie in bed and listen to the rain.
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Crazy crazy story. This is the Olympic gold medal in “fuck around and find out”
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Cold, cloudy morning. Finally feels like November. Time for a fuzzy robe, hot coffee, and football. 🍂
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
🇪🇬👑
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
If you want to blame someone, look no further than the 70 million people who knowingly voted for a fascist. Blame them.
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
I wish I could be a cat today, and just find a good sunbeam and forget about everything.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Whatever happens, try to do the right thing, try to protect people weaker than you, try to stand up to bullies, try to speak truth to power.
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Do what the sexy woman says
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Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move and that no one should ever have left the oceans.
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