Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happinessstatic.klipy.comStar Trek Lower DecksAlt: Star Trek Lower Decks 020 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 23/05/2026This would fix everything that’s wrong with me right now 0113 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 19/05/2026This money could save so many lives. Instead it’s going to some of the worst fuckers on the planet. 050 0
Reposted by Ford PrefectVeronica Ripley 🏳️⚧️ @nikatine.com · 24/03/2026TSA agents should never be paid again, actually 322451 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 23/03/2026It’s not nearly as good as throwing them all in jail, but I guess paying these fuckers to stand around and do nothing is better than having them assault people. Though I’m sure they’ll find a way to get back to that soon. 010 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 31/12/2025May this new year be better than the last one was. And may everyone get a kiss at midnight tonight, ideally on their genitals. 063 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 20/05/2025These fuckers … the absolute worst, dumbest human beings 0130 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 11/04/2025There is absolutely no fucking evidence there is any problem with voting now! You’re disenfranchising people for no fucking reason, asswipe! 050 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Why does having a cold always make me so horny? 020 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 21/03/2025It would be nice if we made use of that consciousness once in a while 110 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Absolutely fascinating thread. Almost made it worth being up before dawn lol 050 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 26/02/2025We’re being led into the abyss by the absolute dumbest fuckers on the planet 010 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Why does Facebook think I want to be friends with women I went out with one time seven years ago? 030 0
Reposted by Ford Prefect🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 01/02/2025If you're asking what elected Dems can do, because honestly it is limited, they can do everything they can to let the American people know the threat we're facing. 1833664 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 15/01/2025In other news, PornHub announces plans to purchase MasterClass and Great Courses 010 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 08/01/2025The evidence is becoming insurmountable that we really are the stupidest country on earth. 130 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Everything out of his mouth is just totally fucking insane 020 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 04/01/2025My biggest autistic trait is getting irrationally irritated at posts about autism that have fuck all to do with autism. #yourpersonalityquirkisntautism 010 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Have physicists ever figured out how a ten pound cat applies a hundred pounds of force when it’s standing on your chest? 010 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Post a perfect album from the ‘90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains. 1170 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Thought it was Saturday when I first woke up. Then the horror started to creep in. 140 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 14/11/2024There’s nothing like a woman with curves and an attitude 1121 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 13/11/2024quote post with a picture of yourself and show these newbies who they’re dealing with 0111 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 11/11/2024Though my own style tends to dad jeans, t-shirts, and hoodies or flannels, I always find Derek’s writing fascinating. 000 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 11/11/2024It’s been so long, I’d forgotten how nice it is to lie in bed and listen to the rain. 030 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 11/11/2024Crazy crazy story. This is the Olympic gold medal in “fuck around and find out” 010 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 10/11/2024Cold, cloudy morning. Finally feels like November. Time for a fuzzy robe, hot coffee, and football. 🍂 120 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 06/11/2024If you want to blame someone, look no further than the 70 million people who knowingly voted for a fascist. Blame them. 130 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 06/11/2024I wish I could be a cat today, and just find a good sunbeam and forget about everything. 020 0
Reposted by Ford PrefectPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 05/11/2024Whatever happens, try to do the right thing, try to protect people weaker than you, try to stand up to bullies, try to speak truth to power. 5985222132 0
Ford Prefect @xdrkglxyx.bsky.social · 29/05/2024Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move and that no one should ever have left the oceans. 030 0