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Caylee Curette

@xcurette.bsky.social
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PNW | they/them | 18+ | im not convinced i know how to read, ive just memorized a lot of words

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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I think I’m the broken one.
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God @thegodshow.com · 10/04/2025
anyone else exhausted from all the constant trauma
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Look at this
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Begging and pleading to not have a New Girl Season 3 Episode 13 birthday this year
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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nicholas @nicknamednick.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
i don’t kiss boys. boys kiss me. i just happened to let them. who doesn’t want a kiss? i’m not gonna say no.
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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𝖏𝖆𝖘 @vores.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
women need to get more annoying & meaner & evil, it's good for our society
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Truly Pete (72%)👽 🔜 Some Rave Eventually @astateofpete.edm.blue · 14/03/2025
When you’re drunk af and someone tells you that you're drunk
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Sweber 💜 @sweber.sparkle.blue · 12/03/2025
its me c:
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I’ve officially had it with people not giving Space Laces the respect that he deserves as one of the best in the scene
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
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˚⊹♡ 𝒶𝓇𝒾𝒾 ☁ @handle.invalid · 04/03/2025
ruins my mood when i say "girl" to a guy and he says "i'm not a girl" like damn babygirl relax
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Idk if I’m out of my trauma response yet but I’ll attempt to post more
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Honestly I think we’re so obsessive about the Taylor’s Version albums and all the easter eggs because we’re just chasing the high of waiting for Homestuck upd8s
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Truly Pete (72%)👽 🔜 Some Rave Eventually @astateofpete.edm.blue · 30/01/2025
In need of a festival, a drink, and $20k cash please
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Kelly Knox @kelly-knox.com · 30/01/2025
good morning to oscar isaac as victor frankenstein only
Oscar Isaac with a wild look in his eyes and a long curly hairstyle to match
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Fuck everyone who’s asking if I’m on Bluesky now when I was tryna get you bitches on here like 4 months ago
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Nîck 🕹️ @nick.edm.blue · 25/01/2025
Red wine and cocaine is such a sexy combination
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Me when my husband gets me a project car vs me when my husband tells me that I have to wake up at 8am on a Saturday to go learn how to change a heater core (I have to remove the dash to get to it)
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I made this meme in response to the Tomorrowland lineup like 4 years ago and it’s unfortunately still relevant
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Quite literally fuck everything, but Thunderdome is in a month so it’s fine 😌
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
i am never drinking again
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
you know, we use a lot of alien imagery in dubstep but have we ever stopped to think if aliens would even like dubstep
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I just want all the men who are following the Luigi Mangione case to know that this is what your girlfriends feel like trying to decipher when Reputation TV is dropping
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I know Nintendo’s PR team is scrambling rn
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
no on: me: i like my sootcase
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⚡SUBCHVRGE⚡ @subchvrge.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
“Seattle is just a cesspool now!” Also Seattle:
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
IM SAD! IM SAD! IM SAD!
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
As a society we moved on too quickly from Joyride by Kesha
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
We’re fostering this puppy rn and I’m about to foster fail so bad
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 28/11/2024
Oh fuck, they let go of the Bluey balloon!
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I hate Thanksgiving bc I feel like it’s the only major holiday where it’s truly unacceptable to bring out a bag
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cass🥀 @casssamigos.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
No longer locking in I should just be locked away
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Just so y’all know if you’ve been sleeping on @vastive.bsky.social you’re missing out bc the b2b with rzrkt tonight was absolutely insane 😩😩😩 A+ energy
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Who’s at Jessica Audiffred tonight in Seattle pls come say hi
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cass🥀 @casssamigos.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
The horrors persist but so do I
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Godbless this plumping lipgloss for making it look like I have fresh filler lips (I’m shidding here)
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Engagement mining
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Idk how to describe it but this is my mood today
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𝐒𝐭✰𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 @bpdeeznuts.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
me and all my homies hate elongated muskrat
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Shitting somewhere without a squatty potty is the deepest and worst layer of hell
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
not gwn dropping a seattle show during my birthday week when i don’t even have my thunderdome tickets yet
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Pls the way my opposition defiance kicks in when I see “reskeet this” only bc it’s called a skeet LMAOOO
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 18/11/2024
(Me, genius) I will do this task later when it’s less convenient
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
PLS I started decorating for the holidays and my husband goes “Careful, the amount of pillows you have on the couch is looking very hetero. You might have to rethink your pronouns” 😭😭😭
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Nessa😵‍💫 🔜 Midnight T @basshead-nessa.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Riddim heals the soul
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Caylee Curette @xcurette.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Fucked up & made myself a latte at 10pm bc I wanted to test my new espresso machine 😭
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