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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you

@xcott.bsky.social
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Tired of being right about certain things.

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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hegseth uses a proprietary hair jizz, he’ll be farming it from the military. As part of T boost. Weirdest side hustle.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The Mafifa Don The Dodder Fadda OOOOOOOOOOLLLLLDD!!!!!!
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The Mafifa Don The Dodder Fadda OOOOOOOOOOLLLLLDD!!!!!!
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The Mafifa Don The Dodder Fadda OOOOOOOOOOLLLLLDD!!!!!!
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The Mafifa Don The Dodder Fadda OOOOOOOOOOLLLLLDD!!!!!!
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Pulling himself up by his neck flaps. And his belt loops, by the look of it.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If SNL doesn’t have a rebuttal of someone crushing saltines…
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
“Mitch End Accomplished “
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Mitch end Accomplished?
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I can’t see the article, but if the words closeted or repression are in there. Called it long ago. I bet you’d find a connection with a lot of misogyny
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
@bobcesca.bsky.social dum o crats? Have you met the pres o duncy or pres o dummy?
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Guess who had a thought: “A revelation is just you admitting to a blind spot”
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
America has gone from a battered spouse to being chained in a sex dungeon.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
And yes, it can breed like rabbits. Hooray for digital, endless identical copies.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The thing to remember is that AI only speeds up. Might as well plan on chasing a 1000 rabbits with jet packs, on amphetamines, in an open field.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Nuclear power was also an Industrial revolution. Look how that turned out Going forward is also how you get into dead ends. Sometimes it takes a while to get there, but you get there by going forward The only way to win is to not play -War Games Unironically, a movie about nuclear power and AI
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Nuclear power was also an Industrial revolution. Look how that turned out Going forward is also how you get into dead ends. Sometimes it takes a while to get there, but you get there by going forward The only way to win is to not play -War Games Unironically, a movie about nuclear power and AI
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Nuclear power was also an Industrial revolution. Look how that turned out Going forward is also how you get into dead ends. Sometimes it takes a while to get there, but you get there by going forward The only way to win is to not play -War Games Unironically, a movie about nuclear power and AI
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
And somehow, not news to anyone.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Impeachment is too good for him, but I’d settle at this point.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Anyone remotely comforted by what appears to be a tortured mind.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
@frangeladuo.bsky.social There’s more than one way to lose your life. The once when it’s your time and it’s over, and countless times up until then. Gerrymandering is taking people’s lives from them. No one has that right.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
What idiot calls being justifiably pissed, and saying so, “juvenile”. It’s the message, not the words. Get your shit together, you’re supposed to be running things.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The top crushing the bottom, because blood is good for a solid foundation. And not putting the top on a healthy diet. Relax. You can always buy new knees. 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
So he’s President BOOM BOOM in both meanings.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
So he’s President BOOM BOOM in both meanings.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
So he’s President BOOM BOOM IN both meanings.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
So he’s President BOOM BOOM IN both meanings.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Tis as the prohecy foretold: confirming the Earth has a vajayjay “I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it, you can do anything… grab them by the pussy.”
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Tis as the prohecy foretold: confirming the Earth has a vajayjay “I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it, you can do anything… grab them by the pussy.”
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Tis as the prohecy foretold: confirming the Earth has a vajayjay “I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it, you can do anything… grab them by the pussy.”
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The old joke as prophecy: Grandpa died peacefully in his sleep Unlike the people in the car he was driving at the time.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
@bobcesca.bsky.social Since you pay attention to music: I think of this often in recent years. youtu.be/1ROmJj-Gir4
youtu.be
The Man's Too Strong
YouTube video by Dire Straits - Topic
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
3.59 gas but it’s actually down from 3.79 so I dunno. It’s Hawaii. And Costco. Also Costco: Frozen burgers went from 20 to 30 A 2TB storage drive went from 129 to 169
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Worst pron evar I like your abs I like your abs Bow wit da bow, da bow wow da chika bow wow
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Worst pron evar I like your abs I like your abs Bow wit da bow, da bow wow da chika bow wow
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
You said “trump” and “work out”, in the same sentence, as if they belong together. trump doesn’t work out, in both meanings.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Because the wealthy never hurt nobody…Everyone has a job and plenty to eat, and life isn’t a succession of fear after fear, with an underlying sense that you are disposable. And that those that never share will save you in your darkest hour, and no sooner.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
What’re you going to do? Fire him?
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
AI is a turducken of the inhuman and the inhumane. If Pinocchio were replaced by Chucky, because someone wanted it that way. Because why not. Why not make your art a soulless simulacrum.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Getting it now before they sell out RFK Lullabies. Imagine RFK jrs sweet voice whispering soothing words of meats and ferments in your babies ears. It’s like an audio vaccination…if they actually worked.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Nothing better for the itch
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
We shouldn’t have to hear his voice much less listen to it.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
We need starving people more than we need CEO billionaires. And we really do not need starving people. Yet they coexist. Wonder why. It’s weird how the logic almost suggests the opposite.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I’m waiting for the detention/human trafficking Venn diagram overlap to come to light
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Is it still an mistake after: 1 haha 2 wheeeee 3 just in case 4 might be faking 5 I ain’t scared of you 6 that’ll do 7 oops 8 whoops 9 shucks 10 darnit This is making sure someone is dead. Normalizing murder is ok now?
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
AI Mazon laying off more people Sending out an S.O.S. A hundred million castaways Looking for a home The Police-Message in a Bottle
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Icky Mirage
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Icky Mirage
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Sending out an S.O.S. A hundred million castaways Looking for a home The Police-Message in a Bottle
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