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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you

@xcott.bsky.social
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Tired of being right about certain things.

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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
@bobcesca.bsky.social dum o crats? Have you met the pres o duncy or pres o dummy?
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Guess who had a thought: “A revelation is just you admitting to a blind spot”
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Nuclear power was also an Industrial revolution. Look how that turned out Going forward is also how you get into dead ends. Sometimes it takes a while to get there, but you get there by going forward The only way to win is to not play -War Games Unironically, a movie about nuclear power and AI
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
@frangeladuo.bsky.social There’s more than one way to lose your life. The once when it’s your time and it’s over, and countless times up until then. Gerrymandering is taking people’s lives from them. No one has that right.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Tis as the prohecy foretold: confirming the Earth has a vajayjay “I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it, you can do anything… grab them by the pussy.”
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
@bobcesca.bsky.social Since you pay attention to music: I think of this often in recent years. youtu.be/1ROmJj-Gir4
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The Man's Too Strong
YouTube video by Dire Straits - Topic
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I keep hear it. youtu.be/Ul2CAZkYNQA
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Concrete Blonde God Is a Bullet w/lyrics
YouTube video by Keith Larson
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I had my suspicions. Why are ”Deals” more expensive than regular price
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
@bobcesca.bsky.social If I was going to make a song We all know what’s happening here How could we be any more sure More guns will stop the killing Because more poison is the cure
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
@maddow.msnbc.com The constitution provided empowering the people. Why? Because all “this” was totally what they were expecting. The Constitution has a subtitle, if you look closely, it says “expect some bullshit or lose it all”
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
@bobcesca.bsky.social I need a meme. 1. MAGA: “Finally, the Epstein Files”
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a man with his mouth open and the words " it 's beautiful " behind him
ALT: a man with his mouth open and the words " it 's beautiful " behind him
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
@briantylercohen.bsky.social per today’s interview with Sen Warren: so basically, trump bought Facebook with our money and both of us don’t even get to own it. “Facebook Uber”, watch them deliver.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
@bobcesca.bsky.social when I hear: “Greedo shot first”, I think “Oh course he did” Now, if his name has been “KindnCompassionate” Of course greed shoots first. Guess what’s over the horizon…in a galaxy, not really far away and pretty much right now
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
@frangeladuo.bsky.social Gotta wonder why medical professionals go to school at all. With the final say being up to a financial corporation You’d think a CEO making $$$Millions because so smart(worth every penny)could figure out how to make this work for people. I guess he isn’t getting paid enough
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
@gooberzilla.bsky.social in the past, this would’ve been a Children of Ro-man Facebook post. Hopefully this is an acceptable substitute. And hopefully, it’s still welcome news: David Cronenberg on the WTF podcast today.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
This might be a weird take, but I wish people wouldn’t use this. Birds , especially that big, are legitimately dangerous. I mean, fuck trump, but being afraid of birds is the smart move. It’s weird to use him and smart in the same area.
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donald trump sits at a desk with a bald eagle
ALT: donald trump sits at a desk with a bald eagle
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
@frangeladuo.bsky.social The Mighty Frangela is my spirit animal for seeing this machine gun mounted dumpster fire for what it is. No one is going too jump up and say “APRIL FOOLS!” They’re coming after us with a steam roller.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Perfection is another word for intolerance. Subjective at best
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
On the No Lie Podcast a guest said “We all want to be billionaires” NO NO NO NO That’s like saying we all want to be obese. Healthy, secure, calm, happy. These things all can all be found somewhere before “I need so much that it consumes me and deprives someone else, and is unnecessary”
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Seriously, how hard is it to remove one criminal from the bank vault?
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Nutlick says “faudsters” are loud. Pro Tip: you don’t have to shout to be LOUD. You just have to go on international media. Who’s a loud fraudster now?
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
@bobcesca.bsky.social The song for a nation youtu.be/IasCZL072fQ?...
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Missing Persons - Words
YouTube video by MissingPersonsVEVO
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Imagine that…. A single man can hold the entire country in the palm of his hand…and shake it violently. Lucky for him it isn’t an ant hill. Just one man. Apparently, unstoppable 🤷🏽‍♂️ Can’t we put it in someone else’s palm? Better yet, in the people’s hands Is there no vote that can be held?
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I’m genuinely surprised Zelinksy wasn’t jailed in the spot
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Please remember to count mid air collisions as 2 crashes. We’re counting airplanes, and lives, not explosions
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Anybody take note of that part of the 1st Dune movie where the Harkonnen soldiers discuss killing the hostages. 1: can’t we just kill than? 2: no we’ll just leave the to the desert to die. That way, we can honestly say we didn’t kill them It feels a lot like that We’re being endangered to death
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
@maddow.msnbc.com Your guest described a battle for attention of All vs All I’ve been saying the internet gave everyone a front row podium: to pontificate and/or heckle all in one. Hey! Look at me, talking at Rachel Maddow. Just like that Bring the noise
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Watching the Dune movies, to pass the time between chills aches and 100+deg fever So: trump = Harkonnen Do I have that right? Epilogue: I think it’s about run its course.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
@bobcesca.bsky.social how does one work in animation and apparently know nothing of anime/Japanese culture? -Chan, -kun are honorifics usually applied to children or as insults to adults(ie “Bob-chan” approx “little Bob Cesca”) FWIW, I also worked in animation, among other things.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Is the dirty little secret of CEO pay that they feel the need to stay competitive? With no limit, the greediest of the greedy escalate without end And it falls to precedent, that in-turn scrapes the bottom to feed this race. But has no impact on inflation? Is it price of eggs or price of CEOs
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
@briantylercohen.bsky.social The twin evils of bribe and gouge. Aka incentives and leverage. Adam Schiff spoke about the California film industry. It dominated, and acted as if it always would. Now it doesn’t. A cultural shift away from extremes might save us, but people don’t share. 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Imagine having a president lead by whatever gets him hard… In this case, it’s: The death penalty Punishing Panama Buy Greenland Revenge Fcking weirdo. You couldn’t tell just by his pursuit of wealth and not even the tiniest sign of altruism.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
@clarissag.bsky.social while listening to the Xmas Ed. I realized AWO have punny holiday names Melly Clarissamas Go sing Dr. Xmas Daryls Hark the Gerald 14th Angel sings Ugh! I’ll go back to listening, since the early 2000s. Gomen.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Uh, why do corporations need tax breaks. They have enough to pay CEOs millions. But they raise prices/increase revenue and hold down pay at the bottom Well, which is it? You have enough but you can’t cover costs. So you need help? I guess they don’t have enough to pay CEOs what they really deserve?
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Meditation: “Takers” Do you think of the poor or disadvantaged? It wouldn’t come as a surprise, that has been the popular framing. Is anyone getting rich that way. You’d almost think that taking is a path to wealth. It is.. but the frame should be on the wealthy. 2BC
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
When someone can own a mansion in several countries. Flown to on one of their private jets. Do you really think they are a loyal citizen anywhere? It’s not a stretch to believe they’re going to go where they can get away with shit
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Easily the best conversation I’ve heard on the matter. UnitedHealthcare Assassin: Italians Are Black Again? Wednesday, December 11, 2024 chrt.fm/track/15E3G4...
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
@bobcesca.bsky.social wasn’t there an original Star Trek episode where they got torment by a god, that turned out to be a child? I think it ended with him getting scolded. That’s Elon to me. trump is just a beta version.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Should insurance companies to be required to give you at least 100% of what you paid them? Why not? If their business model is to be believed, they will amplify your investment. Let them keep the interest. I would gladly give back $10 million dollars if I got to keep the interest.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Bluesky is quickly becoming a cesspool of hate and vitriol towards trump, the GOP, MAGA, CEOs, billionaires, etc And I am ok with that.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Insurance? For who? “Give us money so we can maximize our help to you in your time of need” “Our records say your needs don’t meet our needs in term of what your needs need to need. ” For what the put people through, call it torture, and embezzlement, or just fraud.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Someone remind me again: Why did the Saudis give trump’s son in law 2 billion dollars? Something he did or something he’ll do?
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Over the years, this has become my “I used to draw a lot” introductory salvo. No deep meaning. I do cute stuff too. It’s just along the lines of - if you can handle this, you should be fine with the rest. Also..Meh, the internet made everything look tame.
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Something I picked up along the way: “The brain is the most importantly part of the body, but look at what’s telling you that” It might be an Emo Philips joke I just had the thought that might be how we got CEO pay in the tens of millions. Amazing people. Probably don’t really need all the help
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
🤦🏽‍♂️People came to Bluesky to avoid all the repellent people. Now all the repellent people are coming to Bluesky. It’s like there’s something wrong with them, and they’re lonely. What a mysterious combination. Don’t you think?
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
E Vehicle(scooters, bikes, uni wheelers)maker:” you don’t need a license or any testing, our vehicles can’t go over 20mph” The Internet:(Google’s)” how to release speed lock on e vehicles”
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The Flashlight Companies: “WARNING: LED lights are extremely bright, DO NOT shine in eyes!” The Automotive Industry: “Let’s put LEDs(and lasers, yes, lasers) on cars so they’re visible to oncoming traffic” Also E Vehicle(scooters, bikes, uni wheelers)maker:” yeah, us too”
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The Law: “You will be fined for being distracted by your phone” The Automotive Industry: “Let’s put touch screens that they’ll have to look at, in every car”
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Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you @xcott.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Anyone else seeing these truly vile people, going around trying to be truly vile? Not trying to accomplish anything but to upset others. I have always wanted a reaction that is basically a vote. Where if someone acquires enough, they get booted. Call it the Bluesky Antisocial emoji.
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