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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 21h
I really liked 'The Horse And His Boy' as a kid but this may have been because I was a girl who liked horses
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 22h
This is what gets me! The National Rail app (and many others) are right there!
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 22h
look, I didn't love 'Don't Look Up', I thought it was a little on the nose and that that movies like McKay's don't really work when the director is evidently only 1/2 an inch off holding a mirror up to the screen while screaming "I have utter contempt for you ignorant pigs in the audience", but
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 23h
okay ima fight the reality-based community damn, the reality-based community got hands
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wonder if Russian intelligence is annoyed they devoted so much cash and time to grooming Johnson and supporting his dimmer ideas, because it turned out Ukraine got an absolute trump card when they offered him the chance to cosplay Churchill post-invasion. No contest.
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Bart's teacher is named Krabappel?! I've been calling her Crandall!" youtu.be/Kgy2CShrzOU?...
youtu.be
The Simpsons - I've Been Calling Her Crandall!
YouTube video by Mostly Simpsons
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Fiona @fionasmall.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Incredible that this wholesome poem by an Irish monk about him and his cat, Pangur Bán, is from the 9th century
Pangur Bán and I at work, Adepts, equals, cat and clerk:
His whole instinct is to hunt, Mine to free the meaning pent.
More than loud acclaim, I love Books, silence, thought, my alcove.
Happy for me, Pangur Bán
Child-plays round some mouse's den.
Truth to tell, just being here, Housed alone, housed together, Adds up to its own reward:
Concentration, stealthy art.
Next thing an unwary mouse
Bares his flank: Pangur pounces.
Next thing lines that held and held
Meaning back begin to yield.All the while, his round bright eye Fixes on the wall, while I Focus my less piercing gaze On the challenge of the page.
With his unsheathed, perfect nails Pangur springs, exults and kills.
When the longed-for, difficult Answers come, I too exult.
So it goes. To each his own.
No vying. No vexation.
Taking pleasure, taking pains,
Kindred spirits, veterans.
Day and night, soft purr, soft pad, Pangur Bán has learned his trade.
Day and night, my own hard work Solves the cruxes, makes a mark.
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
well imo kind of the problem is that he just said "yes, it happened", and we should be more informed about the extent to which it did, with no further details about the true extent of that interference so now we all get to wonder 'what did you mean when you brought it up?'+ talk at cross purposes
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nah, but there's a difference between "interfered in this referendum via influence ops on Twitter, or attempted to" and "decisively swung the election result, more than the previous 20+ years of right wing tabloid coverage telling people the EU was the source of all their woes did"
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah, I'm pretty curious about the circumstances that led to the police giving her computer(s) a going over
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Assuming it's been filled in seriously, I am fascinated to know what she does for a living. Best guess: delivery driver. But then, I'd expect a lot more news from LBC... baggage handler at Heathrow T1?
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"I get into politics with people several days a week"
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Distinctly remember that Mr Bone's reddit activity became something of a topic of, er, discussion
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It was pretty wild that the closest thing to a serious discussion question about climate change during that election season was asked by a walking meme
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the worst person you know 🤝 working in recruitment unbeatable combination
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Edwards is vile, but he clearly grasps that if you want to be influential in the culture, you have to find a way to participate in the culture. (FWIW the 2026 Eisteddfod Crown was won by another poet, Martin Huws - also a former beeb journalist, natch - for their poem about abuse and victimisation)
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not to be all "You've gotta hand it to the convicted paedophile!" but an article by disgraced newsreader Huw Edwards popped up on my Substack feed the other day where it turned out he'd written a poem to enter the National Eisteddfod so like, if that guy can write stuff For The Culture: no excuse
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
just wait until you get pregnant, you will be bombarded by info from Instagram 'doulas' telling you that if you have the MTHFR gene mutation it's pointless to take folic acid (not... how that works?) so you need to take a test via their affiliate link and then buy their folate supplements
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Right? Like yeah, of course I'd kill someone who was trying to kill my children. But that is a terrifying and unwanted prospect, for me. It is not something I fantasise about. It is something I actively do not want to happen. I'd much rather fantasise about a nice holiday with my beautiful babies
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey, the offer of relocating you back to your ancestral home in a tastefully redeveloped, £1 million Hackney terrace house with 0% inheritance tax is nothing to sneeze at 'cor blimey guvnor get your pearly jacket on and learn the rhyming slang for "a free Breville Barista Max in the kitchenette"?
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The money pit restaurant I would open as a billionaire would be the opposite of farm to table. What are the most unnatural flavors possible? Hiring top food scientists, giving a blank check and telling them to really explore the dark corners of the flavor latent space. I want to taste eternity.
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean, the Masons, kinda, but 1. that's traditionally for adults with jobs, not students 2. doesn't involve a big fee 3. has tangible networking benefits of the you-scratch-my-back-I'll-scratch-yours kind (allegedly) and 4. explicitly doesn't allow girls into their super secret t̶r̶e̶e̶h̶o̶u̶s̶e̶ lodge
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
in fairness, the Stop The Boats guys might also come up with peak intellectual takes like "why aren't you calling women in burkas gay then?", get corrected on "'homoerotic'; not 'gay'" and then go "yeah, homosexual?" look this was a passing thought but the point is I'd be fascinated to witness this
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
politely, I think there is something of a gulf between the reasons the Stop The Boats guys think they are doing it and the reasons intellectuals believe they are doing it they wear nonce-bonnets because they don't want to get caught on camera and arrested for doing hate crimes
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
please try and explain this to one of the men in the balaclavas, abeg, because I am absolutely fascinated to see if any of them would react in a way other than "u wot mate?" or possibly "are you calling me gay?"
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Right? All this and still, for obvious reasons, nobody wants to give up their car
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would say "swans are that good?" but, tragically, being British, I shall never know
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kemi has seen this, and (having never read the books) reckons Paddington is responsible for the unnatural deaths of our premier national treasures? dunno, man
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a beloved harbinger of doom who adopts the role of ferryman-of-the-Styx in AI generated Facebook celeb death content
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But, in that sense, it's a pretty good thing that you can't casually broadcast multiple / routine 'Love Thy Neighbour' style slurs an episode on primetime BBC anymore! Even in a historical drama where it could be shamefully period-accurate! That is a positive sign of how society has moved on!
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yep... like I don't think anyone is quite prepared for how many racial slurs and macroaggressions some of the angelic midwives and patients of cosy teatime show 'Call The Midwife' would have been subjected to in real life.
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I now want to buy this dog a full-length baguette, so she can walk about carelessly smacking it into passersby
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
whole new meaning to the phrase "horny jail for you"
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a lot going on here
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kwarteng just ain't got the name recognition
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
now why did this nice lady's doctoral thesis never go viral the same way the smells lady's did
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okay, but "isn't the Iron Dome missile defense system, if you think about it, kind of the Henry Hoover of missile defense system brands..?" is an all-timer. I'm in shock and awe.
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was BORN in Carlisle but I was M̶A̶D̶E̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶R̶o̶y̶a̶l̶ ̶N̶a̶v̶y̶ KILLED on a civilian tanker vessel smuggling oil through the Strait of Hormuz
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
fact checking the rumour
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Quite apart from the funny/stupid aspect of this story (who cares? She was 7!) , isn't this just a way of chucking red meat to the more racist parts of the base by reminding them she grew up in Nigeria?
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yet this guy who's back in the news because he prepped acts of terrorism against Farage (+ might've perpetrated a 'lit incendiary device' attack at his house i.e. shoving a firework through his letterbox): she rightly thinks he should be in jail, yeah? Even if he hadn't then killed Ann Widdecombe?
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
okay but 'Ulez-bomber' is quality
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The rabbi telling Anthropic that he thinks what they’re doing is fine, because Claude is just a machine to him, but if they’re right (and it is conscious), then they’re world historic monsters, is really interesting.
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
... maybe going down the 'Spoons and so on, maybe walk the dog. I thought the point was, I don't have to think about my great-grandparents, ancestors, the past, or the 'lineage' guff all that much, because I'm currently living as part of the dominant monoculture.
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
also, not to be too weird or anything, but... is it? Do we? Does your average true English geezer™️ (I'd count myself as one!) really walk round thinking about their ancestry and 'connection... which dates back a few generations'? Bc, I'm walking round, just enjoying my life Englishly in England...
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Loooll frigging imagine doing this, going to prison, and trying to explain to other inmates what you're in for? While they quietly form their *own* conspiracy theory that given your age/class/lack of obvious criminal history, this is the world's weirdest cover story and you're actually a nonce
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Sarcastic Willy Wonka: Please, Tell Us More
ALT: Sarcastic Willy Wonka: Please, Tell Us More
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh my god - I recognise this woman! She came up on my Instagram reels when I was pregnant and Group B Strep positive... I almost declined antibiotics, you know (Not just because of her, but because of fear it had drawbacks.) I had no idea she'd said all this other crazy stuff about cancer too
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
youtu.be/Ha7s7o7KDrM?...
youtu.be
Anchorman 2 Car Chase
YouTube video by Nick Pook
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xargirl.bsky.social @xargirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh man
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