Reposted by xarphElizabeth Cantwell @eccantwell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Here to tell you that the chemistry and tension in this scene still hits for 2026 teenagers, as evidenced by the very vocal reactions of my students today 511457216
xarph @xar.ph · 28/09/2026Ceci's revenge tour for bricking the shot that split the timeline last year. 000
xarph @xar.ph · 27/09/2026I love when bring a trailer comments are full of lookie loos saying they would bit except the ac doesn't work or the serial numbers don't match 010
xarph @xar.ph · 27/09/2026Maaaan how did those guys become the richest people in the world and I just got depression and had a nervous breakdown in 2004 150
xarph @xar.ph · 27/09/2026The autism bonding experience of people coming up to the filament vending machine in micro center, discovering that all the chips were in a big unsorted bucket, and three of us spontaneously organizing a sorting party without speaking. 050
Reposted by xarphJason Scott @textfiles.com · 26/09/2026I keep passing the Flat Earth booth at the Farmers Market like a higher level boss I'm saving for a rainy day in an RPG 1391
Reposted by xarphJeremy Parish (Radio Edit) @jparish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Plan out the key elements of your narrative in advance 620735
xarph @xar.ph · 26/09/2026This genre of unauthorized sourcebook still exists as wikis, but with subreddits poring over still frames and showrunners on social media answering questions, we'll probably never again see Voynich Manuscript levels of fabricated detail surrounding something so fleeting as TV reruns. 110
xarph @xar.ph · 26/09/2026Last for now (might post more later if anyone cares): the most 70s neurodivergent thing not involving model trains. An attempt at a unified theory of star navigation and velocity based entirely on the futuristic spaceship commands told to Sulu at the start of episodes aired out of order. 110
xarph @xar.ph · 26/09/2026Finally, the overboard sections. First, the articles of federation and the peace treaty with the Romulan Star Empire extrapolated to their full length based on one or two lines of exposition from Kirk and Spock. The federation one is like 12 pages. 110
xarph @xar.ph · 26/09/2026"Constitution class" wasn't a thing yet so the Enterprise type vessel was just Class 1 Heavy Cruiser which I think was a throwaway line at some point. 110
xarph @xar.ph · 26/09/2026If you wanted to go to a con wearing a TOS miniskirt, this is the pattern as painstakingly figured out from still promotional photos. Also insignia, which was hard to make out on 70s TV. 110
xarph @xar.ph · 26/09/2026Start off with the tip of the iceberg; the off-centered Enterprise bridge which is the only way the VFX shot at the start of The Cage makes sense. Also a floor plan of an Enterprise stateroom. 110
xarph @xar.ph · 26/09/2026"Autism didn't exist until the 90s" here's a book published by Ballantine, in 1975, that's everything known about the world of Star Trek. Fully reverse engineered from syndicated reruns on fuzzy UHF before consumer VCRs were a thing that existed. Alt text will be spotty; it's mostly just blueprints. 120
Reposted by xarphLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 26/09/2026At the dive bar talking to old guys about G Gordon Liddy. #heaven 2351
Reposted by xarphIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026To celebrate the launch of Sweet Shop, the Comixology We Truly Deserve, ALL Iron Circus ebooks are ONE. DOLLAR. EACH. GET ON THIS. 4710521
Reposted by xarphlittlesiha @littlesiha.tv · 26/09/2026emptied my washing machine's filter today. i'm just different now. more evolved. 2481
xarph @xar.ph · 25/09/2026me: posts an observation about a commercial I heard in a radio sports broadcast three bots with zero followers within seconds: PLEASE OUR FAMILY IS DYING SEND US MONEY IMMEDIATELY 130
xarph @xar.ph · 25/09/2026Heard a california bicycle safety PSA on the radio read by the default chatgpt voice 😑 000
xarph @xar.ph · 24/09/2026I cannot believe that you can't bring your hundred hour save over to a version whose sole real difference is higher graphics settings. 1101
xarph @xar.ph · 24/09/2026Counterpoint, the fashionista I know swears by gemini as a notebook to keep ideas and plan routes through the mall. She has serious ADHD and the LLM supplements her executive function. I'd love to hear a conversation between you two, because I think you agree with each other, but not the marketing. 010
xarph @xar.ph · 24/09/2026I bet most of those ideas are tasks that are routed to Indonesian teenagers 020
xarph @xar.ph · 24/09/2026youtu.be/xHNVK9NY4JE?...youtu.beSavatage - Edge Of Thorns (Official Music Video) [HD]YouTube video by Savatage 010
xarph @xar.ph · 24/09/2026From the designer who brought you liquid glass and the guy whose hot or not site for his college campus made him rich enough to think he was a visionary. 0200
xarph @xar.ph · 23/09/2026Someone in government has realized that kessler syndrome is possible and we're going there, and is trying to mitigate it in the most corrupt way possible. 010
Reposted by xarphJohn Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026As shocking as this case is I know @czedwards.bsky.social is shaking their head at the same thing I am - this is some PISS POOR MONEY LAUNDERING. Check 1001 of a brand new account? Jesus we used to be a proper country. 461566344
xarph @xar.ph · 22/09/2026Pokemon Center kiosks: because what grocery stores were missing was a PVP area. 030
xarph @xar.ph · 22/09/2026Wait when transmit 6? Will we finally have ability to upload directly to s3 storage classes so I can stop working on my shitty app solely to put stuff directly into glacier without paying for tiering changes? 110
xarph @xar.ph · 22/09/2026I think if you follow me and are not following Zoe, you are missing out on calming dispatches from the joy of old mechanical and early electrical things 151
xarph @xar.ph · 22/09/2026When my gf would start a conversation with "can you explain what you meant by..." 010
xarph @xar.ph · 22/09/2026Asking a roman history expert how a faucet diverter works because they said stuff about lead pipes once 060
xarph @xar.ph · 22/09/2026Gavbot was programmed with the assumption that voters carefully build a spreadsheet with all decisions made by a politician, and select the one that had made the most decisions they agree with. He is now trying to be statistically average by swerving to the far right. 010
xarph @xar.ph · 22/09/2026His bank account should be divided up among the women whose lives he ruined and then he should be put away from public life and given therapy. Even if he doesn't cooperate with therapy or rehabilitate we must study his brain. 030
xarph @xar.ph · 21/09/2026@seananmcguire.bsky.social Spotted you on the library best of wall today, in good company! 000
xarph @xar.ph · 21/09/2026I am excited to find out if they figured out how to get the full client with all the vaulted content to install on a 500gb ps4. IIRC all the assets ship their entire change history for reasons dating back to halo 3 film compatibility, and you need double the client space to patch on ps4. 110
xarph @xar.ph · 20/09/2026I feel like Norm McDonald was the last guy who could have rebooted You Bet Your Life and gotten away with it. 010
