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Captain Xaon 💀

@xaon.bsky.social
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📚 - Variety Vtuber! ❤️ - Queer Commie! 📺 - Twitch: www.twitch.tv/captain_xaon 🗺️ - Other Links: xaon.carrd.co 🙇🏻‍♂️ - Model by: @falcontrace.bsky.social 📸 - Profile picture: @moontikore.bsky.social

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mislakane @mislakane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
MEMEredo done for Morse, why they all want to end me T-T #vgencomm #MizlaTechAD [Please check credits below!]
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Filled with revolutionary fervour on a random Wednesday Comrades, a bright future is possible Sleep 8 hours a day, eat well, work out, don’t fall for fascist doom-posting
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
VTubers! Explain your lore as badly as possible: Space commie gets CIA’d
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Of all the new voiced interactions this is probably my favourite, and you’ve really brought it to life with this animation! Great work 💜
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Vo @vomemes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's just a Doorman #Deadlock
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love mysteries and I love theorising, but I hate data mining. Yes I KNOW that mysterious thing is just a png, and in the files he’s ‘Mr_bob.png’, but fuck off and let me pretend it’s a ghost so I can theorise about who it is without the code spoiling it’s Mr Bob
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👻CorpseAmalgam👻 @shitposting.zone · 04/06/2026
Markus Mulder (Captain Xaon's new OC) mimics his previous depressing beach picture. Though this time there is a Bean so there's a hopeful vibe.
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yes, I am a very tall boy
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Your regularly scheduled IRL Xaon post because I’m riding another gym high I actually really like this one
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is literally how I feel after finishing with the pec deck
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Also I’m not sorry to say, I’m hot as fuck Good lord
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
All the bad news I’ve had this year so far has just been life testing to see if I got that dog in me And surprisingly it turns out that I fucking do 💪
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My precious mushroom boy 🩵
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I played the first Army of Two game so much as a kid / early teen!
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What does your vtuber smell like? Uh. Like a dead guy in a space suit, I’m sorry to say. 💀🤢
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
🥲
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
BLEGH 💜
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Absorb all my lore and then shoot me so you can keep it for yourself? I see, I see…
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If I ever start talking to you about lore either: 1 - Prepare to lose hours of your life 2- Shoot me and save countless others
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Weird urge to make a carnivorous plant OC
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Adding that to my goals now
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Me and my buddies reactions if you tell us you’ve started a workout regime! I’m proud of myself, I’m proud of my friends and I’m proud of YOU! 💪
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mislakane @mislakane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This was brought up in the discord, had to replicate reeeal quick X3 #MizlaTechAD [Please check credits below!]
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ⱤØ₩₳₦ ฿₳łⱠɆɎ @rowanyeen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
₵₳ⱠⱠ ₵Ø₦₦Ɇ₵₮ɆĐ! ⱤɆ₥₳₴₮ɆⱤɆĐ ₴ł₦₲ⱠɆ: OUT NOW! ₦Ɇ₩ ₳Ⱡ฿Ʉ₥: SEP 4 2026! ₦Ɇ₩ ₥ɆⱤ₵Ⱨ: ?͌?̶̨̡̛̩̗̭̞̩͖͉͇ͧ͋̑̏͂̀ͤ̉̊ͬ́̔͐͝͝_̶̢̹̫̲̹͙̺̣̤͌̈ͦͣ̏ͫ͞?̱̪̖͈̥̻̰̲̩̫͖͍̼͓̰͎͇̞̗͚̿̿ͣͦ̆̂ͦ̾ͫ̍̿͜_̓͋_͉͇̥̈́̅͝ ₩Ɇ'VɆ ฿ɆɆ₦ ₮ⱤɎł₦₲ ₮Ø ⱤɆ₳₵Ⱨ ɎØɄ ₳฿ØɄ₮ ɎØɄⱤ Ⱡ₳₵₭ Ø₣ ₦Ɇ₩ ₥Ʉ₴ł₵ - ₴ɆɆ ฿ɆⱠØ₩ ₣ØⱤ ₳ ₥Ɇ₴₴₳₲Ɇ ₣ⱤØ₥ ØɄⱤ Ø₱ɆⱤ₳₮ØⱤ ₳ Ⱡ Ⱡ ₭ łⱠ Ⱡ Ɇ Ɽ, ₦ Ø ₣ ł Ⱡ Ⱡ Ɇ Ɽ #BandcampFriday #newmusic #newalbum #newrelease #newmusicFriday
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Thanks man!! Though I’m missing hanging out with you guys 🩵
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You commented faster than my phone recognised the post had finished uploading, good lord 😆 Love ya Feebs 💜
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Having a lovely holiday ☀️ That is all, goodbye !
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
@xaon.bsky.social
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Happy birthday!
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Just comfy
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Going on holiday! Bye bye!
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Put a skeleton in your video game. It doesn't even have to do anything interesting. Let them mow the lawn. Don't explain it.
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oh and gore giblets that make gross wet noises and bounce around for a bit leaving blood decals on everything
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Loot drop after defeating me: Three cigarettes A key to fuck-knows what A Polaroid photo of whoever killed me Another cigarette
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Absolutely
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
aa ee
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I like in the backrooms movie when the soundtrack goes aa ee aa ee aa ee
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
WEHHHH
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Apollo 🔞 @apolloowl.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Revenge on @xaon.bsky.social ! Misla is not here for some reason.
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Vera the LowPoly Cryptid 🦈🎮🎨🎤 @allofthesquids.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Jolly Rogers for @xaon.bsky.social and @zenbeardigital.bsky.social in the style of One Piece.
A skull in a broken space helmet with a purple retrofuturistic rocket in the backgroundA skull with a red panda hoodie, a cursed amulet, and cursed flames
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mislakane @mislakane.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Very quick done animation for the Xaons birthday. (no cabbits were harmed in the filming of this scene) #MizlaTechAD Birthday Gent Xaon Guests Lanie Felis Zen misla Kain Glasdale Vera Models by Impulse Voxid Ryker Glasdale
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Lmao wtf was this I love it
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
✨ It is my birthday ✨
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Dancing Skeleton Happy Birthday Party
ALT: Dancing Skeleton Happy Birthday Party
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
GET SOME CLOTHES ON THAT TOAST
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
There’s more to me than just my balls Misla, don’t be crude
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I can’t visit you if you’re dead ya dumbass
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
YOU DONT OWE ANYONE ANYTHING Just be happy, enjoy your year, and put out stuff when you WANT to Don’t MAKE me come over there
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Bump these stats up… right… now…
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Crying Cat Points Gun Meme
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Watch it you
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Seeing who I can only assume to be Robert accompanied with such bright colours makes me very happy
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