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Captain Xaon 💀

@xaon.bsky.social
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📚 - Variety Vtuber! ❤️ - Queer Commie! 📺 - Twitch: www.twitch.tv/captain_xaon 🗺️ - Other Links: xaon.carrd.co 🙇🏻‍♂️ - Model by: @falcontrace.bsky.social 📸 - Profile picture: @moontikore.bsky.social

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Vo @vomemes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's just a Doorman #Deadlock
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MorseAmalgam @shitposting.zone · 04/06/2026
Markus Mulder (Captain Xaon's new OC) mimics his previous depressing beach picture. Though this time there is a Bean so there's a hopeful vibe.
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Your regularly scheduled IRL Xaon post because I’m riding another gym high I actually really like this one
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
All the bad news I’ve had this year so far has just been life testing to see if I got that dog in me And surprisingly it turns out that I fucking do 💪
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What does your vtuber smell like? Uh. Like a dead guy in a space suit, I’m sorry to say. 💀🤢
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If I ever start talking to you about lore either: 1 - Prepare to lose hours of your life 2- Shoot me and save countless others
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Weird urge to make a carnivorous plant OC
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Me and my buddies reactions if you tell us you’ve started a workout regime! I’m proud of myself, I’m proud of my friends and I’m proud of YOU! 💪
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mislakane @mislakane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This was brought up in the discord, had to replicate reeeal quick X3 #MizlaTechAD [Please check credits below!]
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ⱤØ₩₳₦ ฿₳łⱠɆɎ @rowanyeen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
₵₳ⱠⱠ ₵Ø₦₦Ɇ₵₮ɆĐ! ⱤɆ₥₳₴₮ɆⱤɆĐ ₴ł₦₲ⱠɆ: OUT NOW! ₦Ɇ₩ ₳Ⱡ฿Ʉ₥: SEP 4 2026! ₦Ɇ₩ ₥ɆⱤ₵Ⱨ: ?͌?̶̨̡̛̩̗̭̞̩͖͉͇ͧ͋̑̏͂̀ͤ̉̊ͬ́̔͐͝͝_̶̢̹̫̲̹͙̺̣̤͌̈ͦͣ̏ͫ͞?̱̪̖͈̥̻̰̲̩̫͖͍̼͓̰͎͇̞̗͚̿̿ͣͦ̆̂ͦ̾ͫ̍̿͜_̓͋_͉͇̥̈́̅͝ ₩Ɇ'VɆ ฿ɆɆ₦ ₮ⱤɎł₦₲ ₮Ø ⱤɆ₳₵Ⱨ ɎØɄ ₳฿ØɄ₮ ɎØɄⱤ Ⱡ₳₵₭ Ø₣ ₦Ɇ₩ ₥Ʉ₴ł₵ - ₴ɆɆ ฿ɆⱠØ₩ ₣ØⱤ ₳ ₥Ɇ₴₴₳₲Ɇ ₣ⱤØ₥ ØɄⱤ Ø₱ɆⱤ₳₮ØⱤ ₳ Ⱡ Ⱡ ₭ łⱠ Ⱡ Ɇ Ɽ, ₦ Ø ₣ ł Ⱡ Ⱡ Ɇ Ɽ #BandcampFriday #newmusic #newalbum #newrelease #newmusicFriday
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Having a lovely holiday ☀️ That is all, goodbye !
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
@xaon.bsky.social
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Going on holiday! Bye bye!
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Put a skeleton in your video game. It doesn't even have to do anything interesting. Let them mow the lawn. Don't explain it.
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Loot drop after defeating me: Three cigarettes A key to fuck-knows what A Polaroid photo of whoever killed me Another cigarette
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I like in the backrooms movie when the soundtrack goes aa ee aa ee aa ee
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Apollo 🔞 @apolloowl.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Revenge on @xaon.bsky.social ! Misla is not here for some reason.
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Vera the LowPoly Cryptid 🦈🎮🎨🎤 @allofthesquids.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Jolly Rogers for @xaon.bsky.social and @zenbeardigital.bsky.social in the style of One Piece.
A skull in a broken space helmet with a purple retrofuturistic rocket in the backgroundA skull with a red panda hoodie, a cursed amulet, and cursed flames
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mislakane @mislakane.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Very quick done animation for the Xaons birthday. (no cabbits were harmed in the filming of this scene) #MizlaTechAD Birthday Gent Xaon Guests Lanie Felis Zen misla Kain Glasdale Vera Models by Impulse Voxid Ryker Glasdale
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
✨ It is my birthday ✨
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Dancing Skeleton Happy Birthday Party
ALT: Dancing Skeleton Happy Birthday Party
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Aleksander Rostov @rostovjanka.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Loud and colorful paintings, and a few quiet thoughts www.artofrostov.com/birthday-flo...
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I have a crippling addiction to pretty guys and scary women And unfortunately for me, all guys are pretty and all women are scary
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Oceonax💜🌊| Retro Magical Girl VTuber @oceonax.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Super Count Binface (1996) Episode 23: "Shocking Twist! The Count Finally Conquers Clacton!"
A retro anime screenshot style illustration of Count Binface, a man in a silver sci-fi suit of armour with a head that looks like a big garbage can. He's looking up and to the right, arms extended, the background starry and illuminated by the moon, as captions beneath his say: "Soon all of Clacton will be mine!"
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Honestly rate yourself: Looks: 7/10 Creativity: 6/10 Humour: 5/10 Mental Health: 4/10 Empathy: 8/10 Patience: 8/10 Social Skills: 2/10 Memory: 7/10
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
On my way, Clacton.
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
ArtFight Attack on @apolloowl.bsky.social !! @mislakane.bsky.social is also there for some reason.
Apollo is carrying Mislakane, probably to throw him in the trash or something IDK, I'm not a mind reader. Misla seems to be enjoying himself, Apollo not-so-much. What a sickening scene.
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Obligatory IRL post because I’m feeling good about myself and very lucky to have such a cute partner
A Polaroid photo of (from left to right) my partner Bean, and myself. We’re sat on a swing and cuddling up close.
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Gonna be real with you:
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rambunctious himejoshial figure @lesbianlizard.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
they leaked deltarune chaper 5 btw
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Lancer Kick
ALT: Lancer Kick
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Lanie @missylanieous.com · 17/06/2026
Friday @ 5pm EDT/EST o.o Lethal Company shenanigans be afoot, chaos aplenty, FOR CHARITY!!! #VTuberSS2026
A lethal company poster with several pngs of various vtubers and the logos of crowd control, Gamers Outreach, and the Vtuber Summer Slam are on here. Top text says Great Great Assets, for a Great Great Cause. Friday, June 19th @ 5pm EST (Happy Juneteenth)
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
My birthday in exactly a month (16/07) I think I will stream a party game with frends
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
My birthday in exactly a month (16/07) I think I will stream a party game with frends
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Couldn’t sleep so just had a midnight gym session and pushed myself harder than I think I ever have Cannot recommend highly enough I feel so fucking sore but also fucking amazing
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'll take part a bit where I have time 💙 artfight.net/~Captain_Xaon #artfight
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 12/06/2026
smh
bus driver: don't make me tap the sign

the sign reads
you can just dislike people
without pretending they're ontologically evil
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VERUM (COMMS 5/5) @verumc0dex.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
my comms are still open
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Markus Mulder (Captain Xaon's new OC) mimics his previous depressing beach picture. Though this time the sun is rising and there's a hopeful vibe.
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Still abiding by this btw, as much as some people haven't been able to handle that
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Being social is really hard sometimes Thank god I'm hot
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
QRP with your pride flags!
Pansexual Pride Flag - "Pansexuality is sexual, romantic, or emotional attraction towards people of all genders, or regardless of their sex or gender identity."
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Work from home, lifting weights whilst I watch the laptop for Teams messages I have never felt more powerful I am in a new era
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Work from home, lifting weights whilst I watch the laptop for Teams messages I have never felt more powerful I am in a new era
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
On this, I’ve changed my mind. It’s fucking pride month, I’m gonna be happy, queer and free! Pass me a fucking cocktail and watch me tear this dancefloor up 🪩
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It’s pride month, so honestly the perfect time to focus more on my newer Vtuber model. This one more closely aligns with me as a person in both looks, personality and mood. I’ll refrain from changing my display name for a while so people still know I’m me. And don’t worry, the Skelly isn’t ‘gone’.
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I think I need to step away from social media for a bit.
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Everyone is entitled to choose who to surround themselves with, so I get wanting to burn bridges when you need to. But it's important to make sure that you're the one making that decision, and it's not someone making it for you. Take your time and listen. It's harder, but it's fairer.
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
If anyone ever has any concerns with anything I say or do, or who I spend time with. Please message me. I don’t want to be making people silently uncomfortable. I’m hardly even an online person anymore but if what little I am doing on here is enough to cause distress just tell me.
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Today we mourn the loss of hideo kojima and jorge gutierrez who tragically died on that hill
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Captain Xaon 💀 @xaon.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Petscop soundtrack Petscop soundtrack
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Hot dog
Drawing of a hot dog, the puppy is very hot and is sweating. The sun is happy, gleeful even though it's only May
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