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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 1h
Finally diving back in to #Neagley on Prime. It's definitely worth a watch, Also, all I know is they better not let Keno get hurt!
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me watching game 1 of the #wnba semis.
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Excited Little Girl Dancing Joyfully
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looks like Drew Rassmussen saved his really good stuff for the postseason. #ALDS
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Denise L. Woods @sprinklesistas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GET YOUR ASS TO THE POLLS! #BLUESKY #BLACKSKY #VOTEBLUE
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't live in Florida, but I love this woman and will do everything I can to help her get elected.
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Payton Tolle is so fun to watch. #MLB #Sportsball
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today, I had one of those, “damn, I'm old” moments. I just referred to my 20-something neighbor as, “that youngster who lives next door.”
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey all, I've never needed to file a police report, but was advised to do so because someone tried to break into my car last night. A) I doubt LVPD would care, and B) Ao, they probably have more serious things to do? Anyway, just curious because this is new territory for me. 😬
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whenever I see that Doug Eddings is the HP umpire, I'm so thankful for the ABS system. #Sportsball
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Queen Latifah is a coach on #TheVoice this season? Dammit, I thought I was done with this show.
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Beautiful!
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me watching #Reacher waiting for him to start beating the shit out of the bad guys.
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Agnes and Minions: Come On!
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I fell down an anthropology rabbit hole, and...
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Denisovan
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Not to be confused with Denis Ovens, an English former professional darts player.
The Denisovans or Denisova hominins
extinct species or subspecies of archaic human that ranged across Asia during the
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I want to start blogging again. What cheap, preferably free, platform are you guys using?
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
One of my favorite things about baseball is the gum chewing relief pitcher who comes in, fucks all the way up, and keeps speed chewing that gum, because he knows he's getting dfa’d. 🤣🤣 #Sportsball
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Baseball, y'all. #Sportsball
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MIL - 20
CIN - 0Steven Colbert wearing coke bottle glasses with really big eyes
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today still fills me with grief and rage.
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If I'm ever arrested for committing a horrible crime (allegedly), I want this man as my lawyer.
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The Practice Memorable scene: Eugene addresses the court (season 2)
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
On the finale episode of S2 of The Practice. When Jimmy wakes up saying “my head is normal size”
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Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Every now and then I fall down a 90s TV rabbit hole. This week it's The Practice. Damn, Eugene was such a good lawyer.
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's day one of my four day weekend, and I'm already bored.
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Pablo Escobar: Bored & Waiting by the Pool
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
PCA is ridiculous. My gawd, this kid is a beast. #Sportsball #MLB
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Waking up to a world without Dolly just feels wrong. #RIP
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Dolly Parton - I Will Always Love You (Live)
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Angel Reese had 26 rebounds in last night’s game against the Sparks. 26! #Sportsball #WNBA
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If I ever encounter any member of the Liberty insurance marketing team, it's on sight. I'm fucking Liberty Biberty up.
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Just watch the first episode of #Furious on Hulu. Man, that is some dark, disturbing shit. I already know I'm about to binge it.
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I… I don't even know… The kid’s name is what, now?
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A missing child poster

Las Vegas police locate missing 4-year-old boy

UPDATE: Las Vegas police have located the child, and he is safe.
LAS VEGAS (FOX5) - The Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department is asking for the public's help to locate a missing 4-year-old boy last seen early
Saturday morning in a diaper.
Lucifer Heckler was last seen at approximately 8:00 a.m. near the intersection of South Mohave Road and East Tompkins Avenue in Las Vegas, according to the department's Missing Persons Detail.
Boy responds to nickname 'peanut'
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I don't even like blueberries, but this still pisses me off. 😡
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Petey Crow walks it off! I love that kid. #Sportsball #MLB
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Scammers are getting creative
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Today 9:14 AM

Why didn't I get any confirmation that my call reached you? Did you block me?
If you did not expect this message from an unknown sender, it may be spam.
Report Spam
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
How are the manly men of the GOP gonna spin the fact that their leader ran away and hid in a catering truck because he was scared.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Diana and Apollo Killing Niobe’s Children, by Jacques-Louis David, 1772, 📸 by Juan Ocampo
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm pissed because I just realized that I'm gonna have to renew my Apple TV subscription. Damn you, Ted Lasso!
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
So when did the Pillsbury Doughboy finally come out.
Gay Pillsbury Doughboy
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Me whenever somebody accuses me of something that I know I did.
Orange cat, with pasta sauce all over his face, is looking back at his human with a look of shock and indignation.

Text reads: Not my lasagna again 😭
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The Diamondbacks walked it off and beat the Dodgers! #Sportsball
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Church Dance: Won't He Do It
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Happy DOWN GOES ANDERSON! day to all who celebrate. #Sportsball #MLB
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What are your go-to songs for when you're in your feels? Therapy sessions have brought up a lot of shit. Right now, I have this song on loop. It's always been one of my favorites.
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7 Years
Lukas Graham · Lukas Graham · Song · 2016
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
So, I've been doing group therapy for the last few weeks, and… how come you guys never told me how helpful it could be? I'm amazed that I am starting to feel more like my annoying, snarky self. Anyway, if you need it, get therapy. It helps!
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Imma need Zelle to add an extra security pop-up, like “you sure about that Miss Moneybags McGee?”
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Tfw you accidentally Zelle a friend $500 when you meant to send $50
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Annoyed Baby Facepalm Reaction
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I still hate the Dodgers, but Skubal does look good in Dodger blue.
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Angry Kid's Table Tantrum
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Rieve Alavaix @rieve.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Matthew Cortland has been suspended from bsky for, you guessed it, bullshit reasons. Bsky continues to protect the rich from getting their feelings hurt while consistently banning those who advocate for the marginalized and vulnerable. Follow Matthew on Patreon or ShouldntNeedToBeALawyer.com
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Ralph de la Torre, Steward Health Care CEO, Is A Murderer (And I've Been Banned By BlueSky) | Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland
nb. I have been suspended from BlueSky. Patreon — now with new, easier URL, ShoudntNeedToBeALawyer.com or ShouldntNeed.com — is the best pla
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My mission this week is to learn as much as I can about setting up a vegetable garden in my apartment. Maybe I could use the balcony? Hmmm.
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
MLB trades that I'm kind of excited about: Jo Adell, Robbie Ray to the Guardians Luis Garcia Jr. to the Yankees Luis Arraez to the Philles. I feel like those are all perfect fits. Skubal to the Dodgers… Booooo! Yes, I'm a hater.
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm pissed off because I haven't had a salad in two weeks because the govt is trying to kill us with explosive diarrhea.
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The vegans have gone too far!
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Emmet Sheehan just gave up 3 homers back to back to back. This Skubal news has him rattled, I guess. #SportsBall #MLB
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sunday morning Reddit
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Sometimes life is like that. You know how they talk about an alleged sixth sense humans have?
Sometimes it can save your life. I was about to get a haircut at clippers in Tallahassee near famu and I had a bad feeling. My barber offered me a free haircut. I decided to leave. Five minutes later he was shot in the head right in front of his kid, in the middle of the barber shop. I would have been there. Apparently they were arguing about college football. They tried to open it back up but it smelled like death and chemicals a few days later. I could feel the heaviness. Eventually it closed down.

benjoholio95 • 15h
Not to be that guy but, maybe he wouldn't have gotten in an argument if he was focused on a haircut

ethanlan • 15h
Yeah OP killed a guy how does that feel op?

VIJay-Z IRL
I did? Another barber killed him. His name was TJ. I might be missing your joke.

MinuteLoquat1 • 12h
Their joke is that if he was cutting your hair he would've been too busy to start an argument with his future killer
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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It looks like Skubal is going to the Dodgers. I absolutely hate that. #MLB
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